Side Game: OMG WEDDING
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startrek_diary"Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege: that of uniting two people in the bonds of matrimony."
In TOS, Kirk was happy to marry two of his crewmen. In TNG, when Keiko and O'Brien were getting married, Data worried about finding a gift. So it's not unheard of for crewmen to marry.
Three years into the voyage, after the Narada, two crewmembers, Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov, have decided to take the plunge.
The whole ship is a buzz.
In order to officiate well, Kirk did some researching and found something very, very strange. In the wake of the whole world-saving gig, the crew has become... famous. They're being written about. And not always in flattering ways. In fact, they seem to have developed a fandom.
Of course, no one can contain their curiosity.
So people are sending around snippets of fanfic- from awful to awesome, from G to triple-X.
So- who is shocked by who they're shipped with? Who was a secret member of fandom when they were younger? And who is still writing?
And in the end, do Sulu and Chekov pull it off, or do they decide there's a better ship for them?
Thanks to Bubbles for the inspiration.
In TOS, Kirk was happy to marry two of his crewmen. In TNG, when Keiko and O'Brien were getting married, Data worried about finding a gift. So it's not unheard of for crewmen to marry.
Three years into the voyage, after the Narada, two crewmembers, Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov, have decided to take the plunge.
The whole ship is a buzz.
In order to officiate well, Kirk did some researching and found something very, very strange. In the wake of the whole world-saving gig, the crew has become... famous. They're being written about. And not always in flattering ways. In fact, they seem to have developed a fandom.
Of course, no one can contain their curiosity.
So people are sending around snippets of fanfic- from awful to awesome, from G to triple-X.
So- who is shocked by who they're shipped with? Who was a secret member of fandom when they were younger? And who is still writing?
And in the end, do Sulu and Chekov pull it off, or do they decide there's a better ship for them?
Thanks to Bubbles for the inspiration.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:02 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Yes I did. And you're getting up or I'm going over there and tickling you and you will regret it.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:02 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
do your worst.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:03 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
I have to go get dressed. I'll come back in a bit and we can have breakfast together, okay?
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:03 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
You asked for it.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:03 am (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Do you need the morning off, Yeoman?
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:05 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
I can hardly take the morning off if the Captain is going to work, now can I?
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:06 am (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
shel[p!!@ iopm BWING TIUCKELD@@@@@!
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:07 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Oh dear. I'm sorry Davey, but I don't think there's anything I can do about that.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:07 am (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
I had the best sleep I can remember, I cna be productive on my own. If you need the morning, take it.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:09 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
EVIL.
Join me in the shower?
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:09 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
Did you now? I wonder why. I can work. I don't mind. I like working with you.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:09 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Don't I always?
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:14 am (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Must have been the drinks.
Okay. this morning I need to finish my report on crewmember fatality statistics over the last year. I figure around 1000, 1030 we can take that tour of Engineering? Then I'll be on the bridge from 1130 through the end of beta shift. this Evening Spock and Uhura are giving a performance in the rec room, and I have to go see that. Anything I'm missing.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-25 01:14 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
Thankfully, yes.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:18 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
I guess so. I slept really well myself.
You need to double check and sign off on the duty rosters, but other than that I think you got everything.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:19 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Thank you so much for last night. That was amazing. I love you.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:23 am (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Glad to hear it.
See? I can be efficient sometimes.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:24 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
Which part was the best? The intense, incredible sex, or the fighting and crying, or the other parts?
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:25 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
Only because I have you well trained. Which is why I can't take the morning off. If I let up now, you'll just slip back into your slovenly ways.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:27 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
The parts where you told me you love me. Where you said you wouldn't leave me. Where you said you were okay giving me time if I needed it.
But yeah, the sex was pretty damn amazing too. How are you feeling?
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:27 am (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Does that mean I get a treat? Dogs get treats when they do tricks, right?
I'm not slovenly. I just operate on a different wavelength.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:29 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
All of that is still true.
Sore in the best way. Stop me if this is weird, but we should get. Um. A plug. For me. So I can feel you inside me all day.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:30 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
Well, I suppose so. I'll give it to your during our tour of Engineering, okay?
A different, unorganized, inefficient wavelength. And don't you dare to try and deny it. This ship wouldn't be half as well-run if it weren't for me.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:32 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
I know. Feel free to hit me if I forget.
That's not weird. I actually really that idea. A lot. Next shore leave, okay?
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-25 01:35 am (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Okay, that works.
No, you run the whole damn thing. But if you need time, I've told you, you can have it.