Side Game: OMG WEDDING
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startrek_diary"Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege: that of uniting two people in the bonds of matrimony."
In TOS, Kirk was happy to marry two of his crewmen. In TNG, when Keiko and O'Brien were getting married, Data worried about finding a gift. So it's not unheard of for crewmen to marry.
Three years into the voyage, after the Narada, two crewmembers, Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov, have decided to take the plunge.
The whole ship is a buzz.
In order to officiate well, Kirk did some researching and found something very, very strange. In the wake of the whole world-saving gig, the crew has become... famous. They're being written about. And not always in flattering ways. In fact, they seem to have developed a fandom.
Of course, no one can contain their curiosity.
So people are sending around snippets of fanfic- from awful to awesome, from G to triple-X.
So- who is shocked by who they're shipped with? Who was a secret member of fandom when they were younger? And who is still writing?
And in the end, do Sulu and Chekov pull it off, or do they decide there's a better ship for them?
Thanks to Bubbles for the inspiration.
In TOS, Kirk was happy to marry two of his crewmen. In TNG, when Keiko and O'Brien were getting married, Data worried about finding a gift. So it's not unheard of for crewmen to marry.
Three years into the voyage, after the Narada, two crewmembers, Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov, have decided to take the plunge.
The whole ship is a buzz.
In order to officiate well, Kirk did some researching and found something very, very strange. In the wake of the whole world-saving gig, the crew has become... famous. They're being written about. And not always in flattering ways. In fact, they seem to have developed a fandom.
Of course, no one can contain their curiosity.
So people are sending around snippets of fanfic- from awful to awesome, from G to triple-X.
So- who is shocked by who they're shipped with? Who was a secret member of fandom when they were younger? And who is still writing?
And in the end, do Sulu and Chekov pull it off, or do they decide there's a better ship for them?
Thanks to Bubbles for the inspiration.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:46 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
og that.
captin crunch.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:48 pm (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
I love you so much Davey.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:49 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
Yes, that.
I'll see if I can replicate some, okay? Any runners up in case I can't?
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:59 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
I love you too, Roger.
Being your slave what should I do but tend
Upon the hours, and times of your desire?
I have no precious time at all to spend;
Nor services to do, till you require.
Nor dare I chide the world without end hour,
Whilst I, my sovereign, watch the clock for you,
Nor think the bitterness of absence sour,
When you have bid your servant once adieu;
Nor dare I question with my jealous thought
Where you may be, or your affairs suppose,
But, like a sad slave, stay and think of nought
Save, where you are, how happy you make those.
So true a fool is love, that in your will,
Though you do anything, he thinks no ill.
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:01 pm (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
I want this to work. I want to be with you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:02 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Captin Cruch is the only captin bettwe that me. they should ake a ceria called Captian Kirk and it would be made of littel gold shirts and aweomase flakes and mayebt some scaowly bones.
Captain Crunkich was a captian when ship got wet. he sailds from rivel thrr to rigel 4 in a big boart name chrinch mobile. nad then ne said the spock "STOP THAT SPORK YUOU ARE SUCH AN ANGRYPANTS"
and that is why i am captin cruch.
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:04 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
Of course you are.
Here, I couldn't get you Cap'n Crunch, but I have some crackers for you.
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:04 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
Tell you what. I promise that for the next half hour everything will go perfectly. We'll lie in bed and I'll hold you and hum and whisper Shakespeare.
At the end of that thirty minutes, you can ask me for another, or you can ask me to leave. And we'll just keep on. Every thirty minutes, okay?
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-24 06:04 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
your crakers
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:05 pm (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
That...that sounds perfect. I think I can do that.
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:06 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
No, not my crackers. You need to eat some food. And here, drink this water too.
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:06 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
We can tackle forever in little chunks.
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:07 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Why a, i such a fuckup, janny?
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:08 pm (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
I think I can do that. I'm so sorry. I didn't...I didn't mean to tell you to go.
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:09 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
You're not though. Not to the people who matter.
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:17 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
It's okay, baby. I fucked up. You were scared. It's gonna happen.
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:18 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock, [Data Error]
you have to tae good care of my Bones.
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Date: 2010-05-25 09:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-24 06:19 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
it's okay i hnow what i am.
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:20 pm (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
I don't know what I'd do without you. I love you so much.
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:21 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
You're a damn good captain is what you are. And a good man. Anyone who can't see that isn't worth your time.
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:24 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
It was never my intention to do otherwise.
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:26 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
He is very, very intoxicated.
>Sender: Kirk, James
>Recipient: Spock, [Data Error]
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>you have to tae good care of my Bones.
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:27 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
I love you, Roger.
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:28 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
i urt people.
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Date: 2010-05-24 06:28 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock, [Data Error]
Yeah, that's the way Jim is sometimes.