Side Game: OMG WEDDING
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startrek_diary"Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege: that of uniting two people in the bonds of matrimony."
In TOS, Kirk was happy to marry two of his crewmen. In TNG, when Keiko and O'Brien were getting married, Data worried about finding a gift. So it's not unheard of for crewmen to marry.
Three years into the voyage, after the Narada, two crewmembers, Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov, have decided to take the plunge.
The whole ship is a buzz.
In order to officiate well, Kirk did some researching and found something very, very strange. In the wake of the whole world-saving gig, the crew has become... famous. They're being written about. And not always in flattering ways. In fact, they seem to have developed a fandom.
Of course, no one can contain their curiosity.
So people are sending around snippets of fanfic- from awful to awesome, from G to triple-X.
So- who is shocked by who they're shipped with? Who was a secret member of fandom when they were younger? And who is still writing?
And in the end, do Sulu and Chekov pull it off, or do they decide there's a better ship for them?
Thanks to Bubbles for the inspiration.
In TOS, Kirk was happy to marry two of his crewmen. In TNG, when Keiko and O'Brien were getting married, Data worried about finding a gift. So it's not unheard of for crewmen to marry.
Three years into the voyage, after the Narada, two crewmembers, Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov, have decided to take the plunge.
The whole ship is a buzz.
In order to officiate well, Kirk did some researching and found something very, very strange. In the wake of the whole world-saving gig, the crew has become... famous. They're being written about. And not always in flattering ways. In fact, they seem to have developed a fandom.
Of course, no one can contain their curiosity.
So people are sending around snippets of fanfic- from awful to awesome, from G to triple-X.
So- who is shocked by who they're shipped with? Who was a secret member of fandom when they were younger? And who is still writing?
And in the end, do Sulu and Chekov pull it off, or do they decide there's a better ship for them?
Thanks to Bubbles for the inspiration.
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:09 am (UTC)Recipient: Leslie, Ryan
Are you serious? Of course I'll marry you!
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-25 12:10 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
I love you.
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:13 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
too early for love. warm and safe.
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:15 am (UTC)Recipient: Osborne, Matthew
Awesome. I knew you'd say yes.
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:16 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Did I wear you out last night baby?
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:17 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
my everything hurts and i love it
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:17 am (UTC)Not a morning person.
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:20 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
I love your everything too. Want me to get you some breakfast?
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:20 am (UTC)Recipient: Leslie, Ryan
Well of course you did, you got Caroline to ask me what I'd say if you did and report back.
You're many things, sweetums, but subtle isn't one of them.
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:22 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:27 am (UTC)Recipient: Leslie, Ryan
Yeah, he was sweet but he just didn't fit, we work better alone. Hell yes, I love it when you take full control like that, it does things to me.
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:28 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
coffee and aspirin and whiskey and hashbrowns and you
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:37 am (UTC)Recipient: Osborne, Matthew
Oh god, could you imagine him actually taking charge in bed? The idea of him holding either of us down and fucking us to the point of exhaustion is laughable.
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:38 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Coming right up! I love you.
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:41 am (UTC)Recipient: Leslie, Ryan
Apparently he does with Dave, but I don't like to think about it.
You coming back here or what? The bed's getting cold without you.
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:41 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:41 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
why are you so fucking cheery its like 0300
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:43 am (UTC)Recipient: Osborne, Matthew
That's weird.
Fine. I'm coming back. You're such a whiner.
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:47 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
It's 0700 baby. We've got to be on duty in an hour.
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:50 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
you cant make me. court martial before abandonment of bed! we hold these things to be self evident: you fuck me dead and bed is warm.
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:52 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Oh Davey, you don't make any sense. Look, I've got you some aspirin. Don't you want it?
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:55 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
i dont know youre all the way over there.
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:56 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Come on. You're going to have to get up anyways if you want to drink this coffee.
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:57 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
foul temptress.
will you put the whiskey in the coffee? then i might sit up.
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Date: 2010-05-25 12:58 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Ew! No! Get up. Get up and come over here and I'll give you kisses.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:00 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
did you just ew irish coffee? now im never getting up, kisses or no. not even if you tickle me.
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Date: 2010-05-25 01:01 am (UTC)UNKNOWN: Whu? No you [unintelligible] Janny come back.