Side Game: OMG WEDDING
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startrek_diary"Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege: that of uniting two people in the bonds of matrimony."
In TOS, Kirk was happy to marry two of his crewmen. In TNG, when Keiko and O'Brien were getting married, Data worried about finding a gift. So it's not unheard of for crewmen to marry.
Three years into the voyage, after the Narada, two crewmembers, Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov, have decided to take the plunge.
The whole ship is a buzz.
In order to officiate well, Kirk did some researching and found something very, very strange. In the wake of the whole world-saving gig, the crew has become... famous. They're being written about. And not always in flattering ways. In fact, they seem to have developed a fandom.
Of course, no one can contain their curiosity.
So people are sending around snippets of fanfic- from awful to awesome, from G to triple-X.
So- who is shocked by who they're shipped with? Who was a secret member of fandom when they were younger? And who is still writing?
And in the end, do Sulu and Chekov pull it off, or do they decide there's a better ship for them?
Thanks to Bubbles for the inspiration.
In TOS, Kirk was happy to marry two of his crewmen. In TNG, when Keiko and O'Brien were getting married, Data worried about finding a gift. So it's not unheard of for crewmen to marry.
Three years into the voyage, after the Narada, two crewmembers, Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov, have decided to take the plunge.
The whole ship is a buzz.
In order to officiate well, Kirk did some researching and found something very, very strange. In the wake of the whole world-saving gig, the crew has become... famous. They're being written about. And not always in flattering ways. In fact, they seem to have developed a fandom.
Of course, no one can contain their curiosity.
So people are sending around snippets of fanfic- from awful to awesome, from G to triple-X.
So- who is shocked by who they're shipped with? Who was a secret member of fandom when they were younger? And who is still writing?
And in the end, do Sulu and Chekov pull it off, or do they decide there's a better ship for them?
Thanks to Bubbles for the inspiration.
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Date: 2010-05-21 12:47 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
You're...kidding, right? That was the worst story EVER. You're the official storyteller. I'll just scar her for life.
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Date: 2010-05-21 12:51 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
I liked it. I liked the part about the evil monkeys and they part about the kid that love Dale Gammaray. Was her name Penny? I think her name should be Penny.
I think some combination of dinosaur chicken nuggets and you fucking me all the way through the bed has made me insane. I hope you like me insane.
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Date: 2010-05-21 12:55 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Yes, of course her name can be Penny. Penny and Dale and Dodger. A family.
Well, I wouldn't say I fucked you all the way through the bed. And I do like you insane.
When are you going to talk to Jan about Jenny?
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Date: 2010-05-21 12:55 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-05-21 01:01 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
The best family ever.
Tell me some of the things you like about me. Sane or otherwise.
She already said yes.
>Sender: Rand, Janice
>Recipient: Galloway, David
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>I don't need it. The answer is yes. Whenever you two are ready. Just let me
>know.
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Date: 2010-05-21 01:23 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
I love the fact that you are a five year-old girl. I love your voice, it's so comforting after a long day. I love feeling your arms around me, feeling your body tight around my cock. I love curling up with you in bed after I've fucked your brains out and telling you ridiculous stories while you still have that blissed-out look on your face. I love the way you'll put on both of your socks and one shoe in the morning and yet not be able to find the other one. And then you wander around looking confused and sleepy. I love the fact that you want to have a family and a life with me. I love you.
That's wonderful. I'm already looking forward to the day we dock and step off this ship for the last time. I can't wait to start our life together.
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Date: 2010-05-21 01:36 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
I don't like mornings is all. They take me out of your bed.
I love how blue your eyes are. I want to drown in them. I love your stubble and feeling your skin against mine. I love your mouth. I love how it feels on my neck and my chest and the way you suck my like my cock is the best thing you've ever had. I love how you crack your knuckles when you concentrate. I love that you're willing to put up with my nonsense. I love you.
I do want to finish this tour. Give me some more time to get used to the whole "kid" idea.
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Date: 2010-05-21 01:45 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
I love mornings. Each morning just means one more day with you.
Your cock isn't the best thing I've ever had. You are. I love you.
So do I. I know I'm going to sound like a twelve year-old girl now, but we're on the flagship. How many people get to say that? Dave, we've only just started. I don't expect you to be 100% ready to start popping babies out RIGHT THIS INSTANT. Of course you can have some time. You can have all the time you need. And if, even after you've had time, you decided you don't want to, we don't have to have any kids. I love you. I'm happy to be with you, and only you.
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Date: 2010-05-21 01:59 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
I would be happy for our whole life to be one long night in bed, just holding onto each other.
Roger, you are my whole heart. I never knew anything til I knew I loved you.
I know. It's incredible. We are so, so blessed. To be here, to be together. To be us. And it may take me time, but I want you to have a baby. I want that for you. And I want to help, if I can. I love you, and I want to love and be loved for the rest of forever.
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:04 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
You know what? Now that you say it, I think I would be too.
Thank you, Dave. You can help. You've helped more than you know already. And you will be. I love you, I'll love you for the rest of forever. And then some.
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:09 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
It would be so perfect. Never having to go anywhere.
What do you mean, I've helped more than I know?
Can we invite all our exes to whatever kind of marriage thing we do (something small, please?) and then point and laugh because we're so much more awesome than them?
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:09 am (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
How's dinner, Januloma?
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:12 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
It would.
Dave, up until several months ago, I wasn't sure if I had a heart left to open up to someone. When Matt and Ryan left me, it destroyed me. I thought that no one I met would be worth going through that hurt again. And then I met you. And Dave, you make me happier than they ever did--by light years.
Of course we can. And they'll all be so jealous because we'll be happy and in love and they'll just be ugly and bitter.
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:15 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Fine.
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:17 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
Love you.
Aw, Rog. You saved me, too. We were never meant to be with anyone else. You make every day worth waking up.
Yes I love it. And then we can do the "we're so pretty!" dance.
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Date: 2010-05-21 04:11 am (UTC)As is the person who started the Ryan/Roger ship in the first place.
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:17 am (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
What's he do? Want me to kill him?
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:19 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Love you.
We really weren't. I'm so glad I found you.
Absolutely. And pelt them with dinosaur chicken nuggets.
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-21 02:20 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Just drop it Davey. He's fine.
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-05-21 02:23 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
Good.
You're prefect. Perfect.
Good.
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:23 am (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
You're telling me tomorrow.
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:24 am (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
You need anything? Water?
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:27 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
No, you're perfect. I love you Dave.
Who are you comming?
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:27 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
What's there to tell?
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:28 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
Mmmmmm....no I'm good. You...that was really amazing.
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:34 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
No, you hang up first.
Janny. And you.
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Date: 2010-05-21 02:34 am (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Don't you lie to me.