Side Game: OMG WEDDING
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startrek_diary"Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege: that of uniting two people in the bonds of matrimony."
In TOS, Kirk was happy to marry two of his crewmen. In TNG, when Keiko and O'Brien were getting married, Data worried about finding a gift. So it's not unheard of for crewmen to marry.
Three years into the voyage, after the Narada, two crewmembers, Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov, have decided to take the plunge.
The whole ship is a buzz.
In order to officiate well, Kirk did some researching and found something very, very strange. In the wake of the whole world-saving gig, the crew has become... famous. They're being written about. And not always in flattering ways. In fact, they seem to have developed a fandom.
Of course, no one can contain their curiosity.
So people are sending around snippets of fanfic- from awful to awesome, from G to triple-X.
So- who is shocked by who they're shipped with? Who was a secret member of fandom when they were younger? And who is still writing?
And in the end, do Sulu and Chekov pull it off, or do they decide there's a better ship for them?
Thanks to Bubbles for the inspiration.
In TOS, Kirk was happy to marry two of his crewmen. In TNG, when Keiko and O'Brien were getting married, Data worried about finding a gift. So it's not unheard of for crewmen to marry.
Three years into the voyage, after the Narada, two crewmembers, Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov, have decided to take the plunge.
The whole ship is a buzz.
In order to officiate well, Kirk did some researching and found something very, very strange. In the wake of the whole world-saving gig, the crew has become... famous. They're being written about. And not always in flattering ways. In fact, they seem to have developed a fandom.
Of course, no one can contain their curiosity.
So people are sending around snippets of fanfic- from awful to awesome, from G to triple-X.
So- who is shocked by who they're shipped with? Who was a secret member of fandom when they were younger? And who is still writing?
And in the end, do Sulu and Chekov pull it off, or do they decide there's a better ship for them?
Thanks to Bubbles for the inspiration.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:01 am (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
Of course I am! I am marrying the most perfect man in twenty-four hours. Are you not also in a similar state?
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:02 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
I'll need it.
Can I have a clue?
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:03 am (UTC)Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
Oh fuck, should I be? What the hell is wrong with me?
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:05 am (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
I'm not much of a giggler. I'll probably just go doe-eyed and kiss you a lot. I probably won't be able to take my hands off you from the moment you come in to the moment we're married. You'll be stuck with me, now.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:06 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Yes, it involves you.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:07 am (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
GOOD. I cannot think of a better way to spend my life.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:08 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
I think I'm scared. Is Benji okay? None of these people have tried to FIND him have they?
Huh. Is she my type?
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:09 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
They better not have.
Not really. No penis.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:09 am (UTC)Recipient: Spock, [Data Error]
I call it you hating me, Darling.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:10 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
That is a shitty clue.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:10 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Um. Yeah. See you later.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:12 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Okay, new clue.
It involves you and me.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:13 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
You called his mother, in case?
I've been with women.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:14 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
And then what?
I hate your clues.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:15 am (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
Me two, Pav. It's the one thing I'm sure of. Now, come on, I'm starting to feel foolish.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:16 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
I'm not ruining this surprise Dave. Nothing you do will be able to get it out of me.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:17 am (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
Okay!
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:23 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
What if I promise to wear the heels again?
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:24 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
No deal. Sorry.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:25 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
She says it's called fandom and it's generally harmless, except in certain historical cases like the Supernatural fandom, and that it's doubtful anyone would bother either of them.
Women with penises.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:26 am (UTC)Recipient: Ensyne, Richard
Come on, you did good yesterday, you deserve a reward.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:27 am (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
The heels and nothing else?
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:27 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
You are mistaken, Doctor. I do not hate you.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:28 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Oh. Weird. Will they leave me alone if I ask?
No, I'm pretty sure those were vaginas. But I can see why you'd be confused, you are an idiot.
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Date: 2010-05-19 02:29 am (UTC)Recipient: Spock, [Data Error]
Huh. Coulda fooled me.