Side Game: OMG WEDDING
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startrek_diary"Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege: that of uniting two people in the bonds of matrimony."
In TOS, Kirk was happy to marry two of his crewmen. In TNG, when Keiko and O'Brien were getting married, Data worried about finding a gift. So it's not unheard of for crewmen to marry.
Three years into the voyage, after the Narada, two crewmembers, Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov, have decided to take the plunge.
The whole ship is a buzz.
In order to officiate well, Kirk did some researching and found something very, very strange. In the wake of the whole world-saving gig, the crew has become... famous. They're being written about. And not always in flattering ways. In fact, they seem to have developed a fandom.
Of course, no one can contain their curiosity.
So people are sending around snippets of fanfic- from awful to awesome, from G to triple-X.
So- who is shocked by who they're shipped with? Who was a secret member of fandom when they were younger? And who is still writing?
And in the end, do Sulu and Chekov pull it off, or do they decide there's a better ship for them?
Thanks to Bubbles for the inspiration.
In TOS, Kirk was happy to marry two of his crewmen. In TNG, when Keiko and O'Brien were getting married, Data worried about finding a gift. So it's not unheard of for crewmen to marry.
Three years into the voyage, after the Narada, two crewmembers, Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov, have decided to take the plunge.
The whole ship is a buzz.
In order to officiate well, Kirk did some researching and found something very, very strange. In the wake of the whole world-saving gig, the crew has become... famous. They're being written about. And not always in flattering ways. In fact, they seem to have developed a fandom.
Of course, no one can contain their curiosity.
So people are sending around snippets of fanfic- from awful to awesome, from G to triple-X.
So- who is shocked by who they're shipped with? Who was a secret member of fandom when they were younger? And who is still writing?
And in the end, do Sulu and Chekov pull it off, or do they decide there's a better ship for them?
Thanks to Bubbles for the inspiration.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:25 pm (UTC)Recipient: Dehner, Elizabeth
That you will.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:28 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
I only make those noises because you take my words away. I can't do anything but shove myself onto you and beg. And I can't even beg.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:29 pm (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Oh, fuck Dave. Don't do this to me when you're not here for me to touch.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:29 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Bring it.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:30 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
You know I will.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:31 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lattimer, Rees
Much better deal on my end if I do say so myself.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:33 pm (UTC)Recipient: Dehner, Elizabeth
You say that now. Just wait until I get you back to my quarters.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:34 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
Didn't we already decide that teasing you only leads to good things?
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:36 pm (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
But only when you're nearby for me to take my frustration out on.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:37 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lattimer, Rees
Oh dear. I suppose I am being a bit naughty aren't I? Darn.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:37 pm (UTC)Recipient: Dehner, Elizabeth
That you are my dear. But don't worry; I have the perfect punishment in mind for you.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:39 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
Nothing stopping you from teasing back.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:43 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Yeah, I'm not scared.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:44 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lattimer, Rees
I just can't control myself sometimes. Oh I'm sure you do.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:45 pm (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Davey...you have no idea how wonderful you are. You're always so perfect clenching around my cock. When I'm deep in you, you feel so perfect. My hot little thing. What does it feel like, when I'm thrusting into you, kissing and biting that spot on your neck that makes you shudder against me? I could stay like that forever, pressed into you, bent over you. I love you so much.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:46 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
Really now? You must not know me that well.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:47 pm (UTC)Recipient: Dehner, Elizabeth
I know. Which is why it's my job to take you in hand and teach you exactly what sort of behavior I will and will not tolerate from you.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:52 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
I know you way too well, Janny. You don't scare me.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:54 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lattimer, Rees
You job? Mmm, yes I suppose it is. Well, teacher, I shall try to pay attention to your lesson and obey your rules. But I find it so hard to be good like the others.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:56 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
Oh really? Well, that's terribly disappointing. I guess I'll just have to step up my game.
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Date: 2010-05-29 04:57 pm (UTC)Recipient: Dehner, Elizabeth
Really now? Tell me, why is it so hard for you to be good?
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Date: 2010-05-29 05:06 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lattimer, Rees
Oh yes. I don't know, you see I try to be good but then I'll see the boy I like and naughty thoughts start running through my head and I get so wet that all I can think about are all the things we could do together. I don't mean to be bad, but I want to feel good and he looks so pretty when he's angry with me so I can't help myself.
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Date: 2010-05-29 05:09 pm (UTC)Recipient: Dehner, Elizabeth
Such naughty thoughts you have running through your head, Lizzie. Do you really think such thoughts are appropriate for a fine young woman such as yourself? Tell me, what can I do to make you stop thinking such naughty things?
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Date: 2010-05-29 05:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-05-29 05:17 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
My favorite is when I'm on my back, knees on your shoulders, trying to pull you as deep as I can take you. And all I can see are your eyes, all I can feel is your cock and I never want those moments to end. I want you inside me. I want you fucking me. And then you go after my neck, that spot right under my ear and it's like the world is ending in sensory overload and Roger. All I want is you, forever.