Side Game: OMG WEDDING
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startrek_diary"Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege: that of uniting two people in the bonds of matrimony."
In TOS, Kirk was happy to marry two of his crewmen. In TNG, when Keiko and O'Brien were getting married, Data worried about finding a gift. So it's not unheard of for crewmen to marry.
Three years into the voyage, after the Narada, two crewmembers, Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov, have decided to take the plunge.
The whole ship is a buzz.
In order to officiate well, Kirk did some researching and found something very, very strange. In the wake of the whole world-saving gig, the crew has become... famous. They're being written about. And not always in flattering ways. In fact, they seem to have developed a fandom.
Of course, no one can contain their curiosity.
So people are sending around snippets of fanfic- from awful to awesome, from G to triple-X.
So- who is shocked by who they're shipped with? Who was a secret member of fandom when they were younger? And who is still writing?
And in the end, do Sulu and Chekov pull it off, or do they decide there's a better ship for them?
Thanks to Bubbles for the inspiration.
In TOS, Kirk was happy to marry two of his crewmen. In TNG, when Keiko and O'Brien were getting married, Data worried about finding a gift. So it's not unheard of for crewmen to marry.
Three years into the voyage, after the Narada, two crewmembers, Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov, have decided to take the plunge.
The whole ship is a buzz.
In order to officiate well, Kirk did some researching and found something very, very strange. In the wake of the whole world-saving gig, the crew has become... famous. They're being written about. And not always in flattering ways. In fact, they seem to have developed a fandom.
Of course, no one can contain their curiosity.
So people are sending around snippets of fanfic- from awful to awesome, from G to triple-X.
So- who is shocked by who they're shipped with? Who was a secret member of fandom when they were younger? And who is still writing?
And in the end, do Sulu and Chekov pull it off, or do they decide there's a better ship for them?
Thanks to Bubbles for the inspiration.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:13 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Hes somewheres/
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:14 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
What do you want, Rand? Help with that baby or not?
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:14 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
Is he now? Are you done with that glass? Can I have it please?
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:14 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock, [Data Error]
Rand is back. Where are you?
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:15 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
I never have.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:16 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Just go off and have your fun. I'll take care of him. I'm always taking care of someone anyways, so if it wasn't him it would be someone else.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:16 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
um yes do you want a drunk?
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:17 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Fine.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:18 pm (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Please don't say things like that.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:19 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
Roger, just let me love you. Please.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:19 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
I think you've had enough drunk for both of us. Do you want to go back to your quarters now? It wouldn't do for your crew to see you like this.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:20 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Yes, well. Thank you for not helping.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:20 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
I am near the chips, speaking with Mr. Tormolen. Where are you?
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:20 pm (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
But you don't.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:21 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
shhhhhhh We have to be dsicreent
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:22 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
You were fine with it when I told you I was going to get him drunk. Make up your mind.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:22 pm (UTC)Recipient: Riley, Kevin
Wanna dance, Kev? We haven't danced in ages.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:23 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock, [Data Error]
Not punching Jim's little piece in the face, that's for sure.
I'll find you.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:23 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
There is nothing to be discreet about. Your yeoman is hauling your drunk ass to your quarters before you make even more of a fool out of yourself.
Now come here.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:24 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Are you referring to Miss Rand? Violence is never the answer, Doctor. What is she doing?
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:25 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lemli, Roger
Shhhh. You know the truth. Listen to your heart.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:25 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
I thought you were going to have a few drinks with him. Not get roaringly intoxicated. The entire Fleet is watching him. Waiting for him to screw up. I would have thought you'd have the sense to make sure that he remained at least a bit coherent.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:26 pm (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
I can't. Every time that I have I've ended up getting hurt.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:28 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
you cna hauls e anywhere yo want.
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Date: 2010-05-24 05:29 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock, [Data Error]
She's being insufferable.
>Sender: Rand, Janice
>Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
>
>I thought you were going to have a few drinks with him. Not
>get roaringly intoxicated. The entire Fleet is watching him.
>Waiting for him to screw up. I would have thought you'd have
>the sense to make sure that he remained at least a bit
>coherent.