Side Game: Dystopia
Jun. 1st, 2010 12:03 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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startrek_diaryIn the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.
But in this world, they are not as you know them.
George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.
So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?
But in this world, they are not as you know them.
George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.
So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:05 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
I've had like 15 hours to process this information. I'm still in shock. I'll be a man later. Let me get used to it, your harridan.
In the hypothetical future. It's a figure of speech.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:06 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Well aren't you a charmer? With a tongue like that it's no wonder Pike loves you.
I um. I've never put any thought into the future before. I um...oh my god you think we're going to have grandkids?
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:10 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
You fight with Tony because you like to take your shirt off, don't you?
"Your father's son." You sly bastard. Did you come looking for me that night? I never asked.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:12 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
And before you ask, no I don't kiss my mother with this mouth. There are better uses for it. Just ask Chapel.
Hey, relax. You wanna end up all sedated like me? Weider things have happened than two people liking each other enough to have kids and a life together. It might not happen with Scotty. We've already decided I'm wrong sometimes. But it could happen. With someone.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:13 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Can I go? I'm bored.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:14 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION.
I'm not going to relax just because you tell me to you know. Oa, what should I wear? You are always wrong. Period. And stop talking about my future. Your the captain of a ship, don't you have more important things to do than think about my future?
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:15 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
We fight because he's annoying as hell and stubborn little shit.
That I am. I didn't actually, chalk it up to luck or fate or something.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:16 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
If you promise me you'll go eat something and not do anything too stressful tonight.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:18 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
If you think she'd like it and I'm not touching the end of that sentence.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:20 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Right, good. Whenever you're free then.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:20 pm (UTC)Recipient: Scott, Montgomery
I'm not doing anything today.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:21 pm (UTC)Sender: Rand, Janice
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Oh shit did that sound too desperate?
MESSAGE ERASED UNSENT
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:37 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Just be yourself. If he doesn't like you in jeans, he won't like you in a skirt.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:38 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
I don't own any jeans.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:43 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Other than that, Mrs. Kirk, how was the cruise?
Well, the universe wanted you to find me, didn't it?
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:44 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Define stressful.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:45 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Watch your mouth kid.
I think so.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:47 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
You have no levels of abstraction.
You hate me no matter what I wear, right?
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:48 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Or maybe I just like giving you a hard time. Ever think of that?
Of course.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:48 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Anything that lands you back in my sickbay.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:48 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
It's a fucking saying. I can't make fun of my own Winona?
Haha, the universe HATES you.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:53 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Oh, there are things you like?
Then go and be comfortable and don't worry about it.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:53 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
What if I want to see you?
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:54 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Not to me you can't.
So it seems some days.
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Date: 2010-06-11 07:55 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Then you can see me outside of sickbay. Novel concept, I know.