Side Game: Dystopia
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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.
But in this world, they are not as you know them.
George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.
So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?
But in this world, they are not as you know them.
George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.
So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?
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Date: 2010-06-14 06:53 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Oh yes, very positive.
Oh ew. Stuff I didn't want to know about my boss' sex life.
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Date: 2010-06-14 06:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-06-14 06:55 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Oh you poor baby. I can't imagine how you're ever going to manage that one.
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Date: 2010-06-14 06:55 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
>Sender: McCoy, Leonard
>Recipient: Lowther, George
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>Your legs are very pretty.
In my defense, you asked.
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Date: 2010-06-14 06:56 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Isn't that sweet?
In my defense, I thought you were going to say some schmoopy stuff like you did about McCoy.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:02 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
He's the worst at being sweet.
Me and Bones, together? It's hot, but it's like two lasers bouncing off walls. Chapel is the lens that makes us work. You know? She's gorgeous and sweet and makes these wicked little noises that drive me nuts. If I manage not to fuck this up, it's gonna be a miracle.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:05 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Good. The last thing you need is someone showering you with praise 24/7.
See, that was more along the lines of what I was expecting from you the first time around. And I've seen the ridiculous amount of dedication you can pour into whatever catches your attention. If you want it badly enough, you'll make sure it works.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:08 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lefler, Una
Nor I. It will be ever so difficult but I must do it.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:10 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
You're a little bitch.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:10 pm (UTC)Also I'm leaving in 20. I have decided today is driving day!
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:13 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
But you keep my balls just busted enough, Rand. You're tough and you don't take my crap. It's why I like you.
But come on, "where does Chapel fit?" It was like you were BEGGING for a group sex joke. Which is almost as good as begging for group sex. You've never seen me with people.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:13 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
You got my message, then?
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:14 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Yes, you brat.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:17 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
A little more ego-killing than what I can provide won't kill you. I promise. I tolerate you and you should be grateful enough for that much.
I was not begging for a group sex joke. If I wanted a group sex joke I would have typed something like, "Oh Captain, please regale me with lewd commentary on the troika you are now in." And no, I've never seen you with people. Because I'm always working. Because you are a cruel and hateful man.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:17 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
I thought I was a terror?
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:19 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
That too.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:32 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Yes, mom.
Well, I will keep that in mind. And I will not ask how you and Scotty "fit".
I am not cruel and hateful. I am sweet and hilarious.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:33 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Well someone has to keep an eye on you and make sure you clean behind your ears at night.
Um. We haven't...done that yet.
Hilarious maybe, but you are anything but sweet.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:34 pm (UTC)Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
I want you to tie me up and gag and blindfold me and then you and Chapel use me however you want. You can fuck me while she rides me or you can ride me while she sits on my face or I don't even care I just want to be worshiped
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:34 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Anything else? A handful?
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:37 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
You are a handful, Rand. Does Scott know that about you?
Ah, well. When you do, I won't ask.
I am very sweet. You just don't see it because you decided not to.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:38 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Whatever else I say you are. And yes, you're a damn handful.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:40 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
REPORT:
Slapped: one ass, belonging to one Doctor Leonard H. McCoy who in turn, severely reprimanded one nurse, Christine Chapel.
And he didn't even have the good grace to punish me properly for my blatant disregard of the "importance of maintaining a professional demeanor in the medical bay"! You don't happen to feel the need to give me a serious dressing down for my actions, do you?
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:42 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
I think he's blinded by my radiant beauty right now, but I'm sure he'll eventually realize how difficult I am.
If you want to though, I might not be completely against sharing. Isn't that what friends do?
No, I don't see it because it isn't there.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:43 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
I want to know all the things I am.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:44 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
Good girl.
I'd love to dress up down, but I promised him I wouldn't steal you from your shifts. Get permission first. I have some wicked little things I want to whisper in your ear.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:45 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Not like he's all perfect either.
You tell me what you're comfortable with. I won't ask any more than that.
Pshaw.