[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ posting in [community profile] startrek_diary
In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Date: 2010-06-14 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Oh yes, very positive.

Oh ew. Stuff I didn't want to know about my boss' sex life.

Date: 2010-06-14 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com
Sorry. Internet went out and I couldn't figure out what went on. I kept turning it off and turning it back on again. Turns out one of the cat's went behind the desk and I guess sat on or stepped on the switch for the power strip and shut it off.

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Date: 2010-06-14 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lefler, Una
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Oh you poor baby. I can't imagine how you're ever going to manage that one.

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Date: 2010-06-14 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captlebubbles.livejournal.com
Guys I just went out to look in on the bunnies and Socks's babies are toddling around and exploring and being cute and I tickled their wee little noses and ears and they were so cute~ ♥

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Date: 2010-06-14 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

>Sender: McCoy, Leonard
>Recipient: Lowther, George
>
>Your legs are very pretty.


In my defense, you asked.

Date: 2010-06-14 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Isn't that sweet?

In my defense, I thought you were going to say some schmoopy stuff like you did about McCoy.

Date: 2010-06-14 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

He's the worst at being sweet.

Me and Bones, together? It's hot, but it's like two lasers bouncing off walls. Chapel is the lens that makes us work. You know? She's gorgeous and sweet and makes these wicked little noises that drive me nuts. If I manage not to fuck this up, it's gonna be a miracle.

Date: 2010-06-14 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Good. The last thing you need is someone showering you with praise 24/7.

See, that was more along the lines of what I was expecting from you the first time around. And I've seen the ridiculous amount of dedication you can pour into whatever catches your attention. If you want it badly enough, you'll make sure it works.

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Date: 2010-06-14 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una

Nor I. It will be ever so difficult but I must do it.

Date: 2010-06-14 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Lowther, George

You're a little bitch.

Date: 2010-06-14 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com
I'm assuming the ass slap occurred.

Also I'm leaving in 20. I have decided today is driving day!
Edited Date: 2010-06-14 07:11 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2010-06-14 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

But you keep my balls just busted enough, Rand. You're tough and you don't take my crap. It's why I like you.

But come on, "where does Chapel fit?" It was like you were BEGGING for a group sex joke. Which is almost as good as begging for group sex. You've never seen me with people.

Date: 2010-06-14 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

You got my message, then?

Date: 2010-06-14 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Lowther, George

Yes, you brat.

Date: 2010-06-14 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

A little more ego-killing than what I can provide won't kill you. I promise. I tolerate you and you should be grateful enough for that much.

I was not begging for a group sex joke. If I wanted a group sex joke I would have typed something like, "Oh Captain, please regale me with lewd commentary on the troika you are now in." And no, I've never seen you with people. Because I'm always working. Because you are a cruel and hateful man.

Date: 2010-06-14 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

I thought I was a terror?

Date: 2010-06-14 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Lowther, George

That too.

Date: 2010-06-14 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Yes, mom.

Well, I will keep that in mind. And I will not ask how you and Scotty "fit".

I am not cruel and hateful. I am sweet and hilarious.

Date: 2010-06-14 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Well someone has to keep an eye on you and make sure you clean behind your ears at night.

Um. We haven't...done that yet.

Hilarious maybe, but you are anything but sweet.

Date: 2010-06-14 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

I want you to tie me up and gag and blindfold me and then you and Chapel use me however you want. You can fuck me while she rides me or you can ride me while she sits on my face or I don't even care I just want to be worshiped


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Date: 2010-06-14 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com
Awww Jim. Christine likes this idea, ftr.

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Date: 2010-06-14 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Anything else? A handful?

Date: 2010-06-14 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

You are a handful, Rand. Does Scott know that about you?

Ah, well. When you do, I won't ask.

I am very sweet. You just don't see it because you decided not to.

Date: 2010-06-14 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Lowther, George

Whatever else I say you are. And yes, you're a damn handful.

Date: 2010-06-14 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Lowther, George

REPORT:

Slapped: one ass, belonging to one Doctor Leonard H. McCoy who in turn, severely reprimanded one nurse, Christine Chapel.

And he didn't even have the good grace to punish me properly for my blatant disregard of the "importance of maintaining a professional demeanor in the medical bay"! You don't happen to feel the need to give me a serious dressing down for my actions, do you?

Date: 2010-06-14 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

I think he's blinded by my radiant beauty right now, but I'm sure he'll eventually realize how difficult I am.

If you want to though, I might not be completely against sharing. Isn't that what friends do?

No, I don't see it because it isn't there.

Date: 2010-06-14 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

I want to know all the things I am.

Date: 2010-06-14 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Good girl.

I'd love to dress up down, but I promised him I wouldn't steal you from your shifts. Get permission first. I have some wicked little things I want to whisper in your ear.

Date: 2010-06-14 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Not like he's all perfect either.

You tell me what you're comfortable with. I won't ask any more than that.

Pshaw.

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