Side Game: Dystopia
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startrek_diaryIn the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.
But in this world, they are not as you know them.
George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.
So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?
But in this world, they are not as you know them.
George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.
So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:46 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
You're hardly stealing me when I'm bored out of mind. There's no one here. I've been sitting here, staring at the same empty storage compartments and biobeds for over an hour.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:49 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Compared to me, everyone's perfect. Or close enough, at least.
Thank you.
You know I'm right.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:50 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
You still have to get clearance from your supervisor. Sorry.
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Date: 2010-06-14 08:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-14 07:51 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Even me? AWESOME.
I know you're jealous.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:52 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Fine. I'll go ask him.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-14 07:53 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Oh fuck. I can't believe I just said that. All this time around you must be dulling my intelligence.
Why would I be jealous of you?
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:55 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Let me know how that goes.
"Dr. McCoy, can I go fuck the captain?" *Growleyface* "I HATE EVERYTHING. What? NO. NO FUN IS TO BE HAD YOU HANDFUL."
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:56 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Or shown you the truth.
Because of the aforementioned awesome?
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:57 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Either he says yes and I get to fuck you, or he gets all growly and possessive and we break another desk. I really don't see how I can lose either way.
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Date: 2010-06-14 07:58 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Or just lowered my intelligence.
This "awesome" that you keep referring to doesn't exist.
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Date: 2010-06-14 08:20 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
If you break another desk I'm not replacing it.
Also I have this fantasy.
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Date: 2010-06-14 08:20 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
My body does that to people.
Sure it does!
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Date: 2010-06-14 08:22 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
You're no fun :(
Tell me about it.
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Date: 2010-06-14 08:24 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
I'm not made of desks, baby.
You and McCoy. You tie me up. You use me however you want. I can't see, can't speak. Only feel. Want. I want you to need me like that. Like you can't control yourselves.
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Date: 2010-06-14 08:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-06-14 08:26 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
You know what? As your friend, I'm not going to argue with you and I really should just let you live in your little fantasy world.
As your yeoman however, it is my duty to tell you like it is. Sir, you're body is not the most desirable on this ship and you are nowhere near as awesome as you think you are.
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Date: 2010-06-14 08:29 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
You should get him to fuck you over your desk. You'll start keeping extras on board.
I'll talk to him. See how he likes it. Maybe we'll surprise you one day.
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Date: 2010-06-14 08:31 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
What do you think of this?
>You and McCoy. You tie me up. You use me however you want. I
>can't see, can't speak. Only feel. Want. I want you to need
>me like that. Like you can't control yourselves.
I thought maybe we could surprise him.
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Date: 2010-06-14 08:33 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
I like my fantasy world there are people here and ww ride them like ponies.
LIES
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Date: 2010-06-14 08:34 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
He's annoyed with me cause I made you slap his ass. Called me a terror and a brat. I liked it.
He won't go for it, but thanks.
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Date: 2010-06-14 08:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-06-14 08:36 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
I'm going to try to not think too hard about that statement.
Stop living in denial sir. It's not becoming of a pirate.
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Date: 2010-06-14 09:03 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
I like it best when he calls me a handful. There's so many ways to take that.
You'd be surprised how persuasive I can be. Give me some time to work on him. He might surprise you.
(Also, ugh. I asked him and his response was to push me against the wall in his office and finger me until I was shaking and then slap my ass and tell me to get back to work. What do you think are my chances of successfully finishing myself while pretending to catalogue the contents of a drawer in the corner?)
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Date: 2010-06-14 09:03 pm (UTC)Back now!
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Date: 2010-06-14 10:47 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
I'm sure you are.
You just used "hard" and "becoming" in the same comm. You're not gonna be happy if you keep that up.
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Date: 2010-06-14 10:48 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
You have no idea.
What are you? Twelve?
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Date: 2010-06-14 10:49 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
Well you are a handful.
I would not be. I fully believe you can make a man do anything you want.
(Hot. But you know, a normal person would go to a bathroom, you exhibitionist. I like that about you.)
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Date: 2010-06-14 10:49 pm (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
No, I'm 5 remember? Coloring?