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Sep. 28th, 2009 12:19 pmOnce again, our intrepid captain is leading an away team down to a planet for a first contact mission.
The planet, let's call it Circe, has several unexplained phenomena associated with it: people sometimes change. They might lose their gender, they might change species, they might swap brains, they might grow or shrink... no one knows why or how. The locals think it is their goddess blessing those she chooses to bless. Spock could probably figure it out, but I have a bad feeling about his chances down there.
So when Kirk, McCoy, Spock, Sulu, Giotto, Kyle, Ricky and Uhura go to the planet, their friends and respective lovers are all worried about them.
What do you think they're saying? And what do you think is actually happening down there?
Mod note: I want to remind people that every game has it's own continuity. The only canon we have at the start of a game is the series/movie (which we do love to mix and match) and what we build as we go. In other words, I know some of you are K/S shippers or Chekov/McCoy or WHATEVER. CARPE AFFINITAS! Seize the 'Ship!
The planet, let's call it Circe, has several unexplained phenomena associated with it: people sometimes change. They might lose their gender, they might change species, they might swap brains, they might grow or shrink... no one knows why or how. The locals think it is their goddess blessing those she chooses to bless. Spock could probably figure it out, but I have a bad feeling about his chances down there.
So when Kirk, McCoy, Spock, Sulu, Giotto, Kyle, Ricky and Uhura go to the planet, their friends and respective lovers are all worried about them.
What do you think they're saying? And what do you think is actually happening down there?
Mod note: I want to remind people that every game has it's own continuity. The only canon we have at the start of a game is the series/movie (which we do love to mix and match) and what we build as we go. In other words, I know some of you are K/S shippers or Chekov/McCoy or WHATEVER. CARPE AFFINITAS! Seize the 'Ship!
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Date: 2009-09-28 05:46 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Antonio
Hey, boss, just want to let you know that everything is quiet here. Had to talk the Chekov kid to stop throwing food in the mess, but everything else is calm.
How's the planet?
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Date: 2009-09-28 06:15 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
Hey, I was reprimanded by Galloway for starting a food fight again. I think I might be in trouble this time. Anyway, have you found any interesting plants on the surface?
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Date: 2009-09-28 06:18 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
I hate you for leaving me up here. I have not hated you much in a long time. It is like a fire in my stomach and I cannot concentrate on this course plotting because I hate you so much for always being in such danger and making me feel like a woman for wanting you back.
Instead I will go drink with Mr. Scott and then maybe do some navigation later. While drunk. And fly us into a star.
And it will be YOUR FAULT Hikaru Sulu. You will have to go to Captain Kirk and explain why his ship is stuck halfway through Nova 234-T.
(Also are you not hurt? I am very worried.)
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Date: 2009-09-28 06:22 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
Want to have dinner tonight? I don't know how you handle alpha shift every day. It's so bright.
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Date: 2009-09-28 06:32 pm (UTC)Recipient: ALL GROUP: [ENG]
Lads (and lasses), it's no good. I can't get sensors up. (If you know what I mean.) We're still blocked with the communications as well. I'm thinking of giving up this starship lark and going mad to old fashioned smoke signals.
I mean, I love the girl, but she's hardly making this easy on us. Anyone who wants to take a break go do so before I notice, 'cause in three hours I'll still be here trying to recalibrate the manifolds.
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Date: 2009-09-28 06:41 pm (UTC)Recipient: Scott, Montgomery
Anything else you're trying to get up? Because if everyone else is going on break, I could help you relieve some stress...
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Date: 2009-09-28 06:45 pm (UTC)Recipient: Gaila
Aye, lass I'd like that. But I can't abandon my post because of illicit fumblings (though, I'm betting they'll be fine illicit fumblings).
Remember, thanks to Kirk's genius in taking McCoy and Spock down, I'm now the highest ranking officer. And I'd rather hide out in the jefferies tubes (DOING WORK before you try and distract me) than signing those forms everyone seems to be thrusting at the Cap'n like Sulu after a couple shots of that pink stuff we've got behind the bar.
If I'd wanted to be a Captain, I wouldnae be dressed in red.
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Date: 2009-09-28 06:53 pm (UTC)Recipient: Scott, Montgomery
I understand, sir.
However, if you were to come by my quarters after your shift, I might be working off some stress by myself. I always appreciate help with such things.
Who relieves you this afternoon?M'Benga?
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Date: 2009-09-28 06:57 pm (UTC)Recipient: Gaila
Umf. You'll give me a coronary one day soon. And we haven't a doctor at the moment.
I don't know. I haven't had time to check! With trying to fix the sensors and keeping stable orbit. For all I know it could be Chekov. He's got the conn at the moment. I can't stand that chair.
I've seen what Jim gets up to on it.
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Date: 2009-09-28 07:01 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
Captain? Something weird happening here. Are you getting this too?
I'm just kind of... I don't really like it. Sir?
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Date: 2009-09-28 07:05 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
I would love too, but I think I should stay away from the officers mess for the rest of the day. Perhaps we could do something else...
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Date: 2009-09-28 07:13 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
Yes, I had noticed things were getting weird. The readings are all over the place.
I also notice that I seem to suddenly be female.
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Date: 2009-09-28 07:14 pm (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Just try to keep everyone out of trouble, Dave. I have faith in you.
(I hate this stupid mission. I had been cleared for the comm channels today and now I have to wait ANOTHER MONTH to talk to my boyfriend ARGH. Also that made me sound like a teenage girl. What, am I in high school again?)
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Date: 2009-09-28 07:18 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
So it's not just me? I... you know, it's not like I wasn't been expecting this at some point in the mission.
Somehow I always thought I'd have bigger tits.
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Date: 2009-09-28 07:22 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James T.
What?! That's wierd...uh oh
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Date: 2009-09-28 07:35 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
Yeah not just you. Apparently the locals stories are truer than we thought.
Mine are kinda awesome. I think I need a bra though, they keep bouncing and it's weird. Also I feel really short right now.
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Date: 2009-09-28 07:44 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
No kidding si.. ma... CAPTAIN. I must've lost at least a foot and my weight's all wrong for this sword. I feel so frail. How do we reverse this?
My hair keeps getting in my eyes and my clothes don't fit an dall my equipment feels heavy and you know what else? I work next to a 17 year old who's forgotten more about physics than I'll ever know. My Captain used to be in the year below me at the Academy. Mom was right, I'm just not working hard enough, and now I'm gonna have to deal with the sexism and those goddamn uniforms...
We need to fix this. Now.
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Date: 2009-09-28 07:45 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard; Sulu, Hikaru; Spock; Uhura, Nyota; Giotto, Antonio; Kyle, John; Richard, Ensyne
Some of the local phenomea described to us earlier seems to be occurring, please report if you have experinced anything strange. We should gather all the information we can get so we can reverse the effects quickly.
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Date: 2009-09-28 07:48 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard; Sulu, Hikaru; Spock; Uhura, Nyota; Kirk, James T.; Kyle, John; Richard, Ensyne
I said something that made me sound like a teenage girl earlier. Does that count? (Sorry for the sexism, ladies, I don't mean it that way.)
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Date: 2009-09-28 07:49 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James T; McCoy, Leonard; Spock; Uhura, Nyota; Giotto, Antonio; Kyle, John; Richard, Ensyne
I've told you what's wrong with me: I'm a girl! I have ovaries and no dick! Weren't you listening?
Fuck these hormones. Fuck them.
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Date: 2009-09-28 07:52 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru;
Whoa, whoa, calm down, we knew this could happen. We've been through worse. We'll track down Bones and Spock and run some tests. We'll be back to normal in no time. Trust me. I've got this.
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Date: 2009-09-28 07:53 pm (UTC)Recipient: Uhura, Nyota
So you know how I had that comm time scheduled earlier? How soon can I reschedule it? I won't have to wait another month, will I?
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Date: 2009-09-28 07:56 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard; Sulu, Hikaru; Spock; Uhura, Nyota, Antonio, Giotto; Kyle, John; Richard, Ensyne
Not quite the same Tony.
Bones where are you? I need you to run some scans on Sulu and I.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:00 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard; Sulu, Hikaru; Spock; Uhura, Nyota; Kirk, James T.; Kyle, John; Richard, Ensyne
Oh, okay, never mind then.
What about the fact that I'm about seven inches shorter than I was this morning?