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startrek_diaryOnce again, our intrepid captain is leading an away team down to a planet for a first contact mission.
The planet, let's call it Circe, has several unexplained phenomena associated with it: people sometimes change. They might lose their gender, they might change species, they might swap brains, they might grow or shrink... no one knows why or how. The locals think it is their goddess blessing those she chooses to bless. Spock could probably figure it out, but I have a bad feeling about his chances down there.
So when Kirk, McCoy, Spock, Sulu, Giotto, Kyle, Ricky and Uhura go to the planet, their friends and respective lovers are all worried about them.
What do you think they're saying? And what do you think is actually happening down there?
Mod note: I want to remind people that every game has it's own continuity. The only canon we have at the start of a game is the series/movie (which we do love to mix and match) and what we build as we go. In other words, I know some of you are K/S shippers or Chekov/McCoy or WHATEVER. CARPE AFFINITAS! Seize the 'Ship!
The planet, let's call it Circe, has several unexplained phenomena associated with it: people sometimes change. They might lose their gender, they might change species, they might swap brains, they might grow or shrink... no one knows why or how. The locals think it is their goddess blessing those she chooses to bless. Spock could probably figure it out, but I have a bad feeling about his chances down there.
So when Kirk, McCoy, Spock, Sulu, Giotto, Kyle, Ricky and Uhura go to the planet, their friends and respective lovers are all worried about them.
What do you think they're saying? And what do you think is actually happening down there?
Mod note: I want to remind people that every game has it's own continuity. The only canon we have at the start of a game is the series/movie (which we do love to mix and match) and what we build as we go. In other words, I know some of you are K/S shippers or Chekov/McCoy or WHATEVER. CARPE AFFINITAS! Seize the 'Ship!
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:16 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Antonio
Spock and McCoy? Huh. I can't decide if I didn't see that coming, or if I TOTALLY saw that coming. Can it be both?
I hope you get it sorted. But how nice that the goddess decided to bless you all. Or whatever. I'm culturally insensitive.
Yeah, but I bet she's dynamite in the bedroom. Thirty credits Chekov is walking funny tomorrow. Extra forty if McKenna is, too.
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:18 am (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
Oh, I know exactly what you mean...
No, I have not had the opportunity to 'make Miss Chapel's acquaintance', but I may have to.
I think I can manage to get to the turbolift...
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:20 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
I don't see how getting turned into a GIRL, a FISH, or a MIDGET could be considered a blessing. Fuck their culture; I just wanna go home. And stop whining like a little girl, too. That would be nice.
No bet. Chekov is totally a kinky bastard, if the rumours are to be believed.
Everyone saw it coming but didn't think it'd actually happen.
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:22 am (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
Good.
Well, I'll say this for Christine: She knows her anatomy.
Well then. Seeing as Mitchell just arrived, I think we are relieved, Mr. Chekov. Shall we?
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:24 am (UTC)Sender: Christopher, Pike
Recipient: Giotto, Antonio
I'm not sure if this will get through(or if it does that it will get to you before next week) but Garrison says we're close enough that it might. So here goes.
I saw that our comm time has been rescheduled. I was looking forward to that. It's been too damn long since I've seen you. I hope Kirk hasn't sent you off on something too dangerous this time. I'm assuming that's why we got rescheduled. Feel free to push him in front of some angry aliens or something for me if I'm right. Which I'm sure I am.
I miss you, you idiot.
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:25 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Antonio
You are being particularly whiney today. Have you tried chocolate? My sister was always in a better mood when eating chocolate.
What have you heard? All I heard was that he always plays the "Wirgin" card and lets the other person think they're corrupting him.
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:25 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:28 am (UTC)Recipient: Christopher, Pike
...um. According to the time-stamp you only sent that about five minutes ago. Where are you?
And yeah, we got sent down surface, and now weird shit is going on I'm shrinking and everyone else is changing too and I keep talking like a teenage girl and I miss you too, you great lug.
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:31 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
I'm WHINEY because I was supposed to talk to my fucking BOYFRIEND today that I haven't seen in AGES and now I CAN'T because my fucking CAPTAIN can't go on a mission without bringing HALF THE BRIDGE CREW and of course I have to look after them because my fucking ASSISTANT CHIEF has no luck on away missions and NOW I'M FUCKING SHRINKING and also TALKING LIKE A FUCKING SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
Oh, he's no virgin. Not even close.
*placement fail, fixed if for ya.
Date: 2009-09-29 04:32 am (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
I believe we shall.
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-29 04:37 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Antonio
Really? Huh. Occasionally technology works for the best. We're heading towards Circe, Command sent us to keep an eye on the area for awhile. I assume that's where you are? Our sensors show Enterprise in range.
Shrinking? that's a new one. The reports on the planet are spotty, have you figured out the cause yet? I don't want to date Tom Thumb.
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:39 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Antonio
Aw, poor chief! He's having a hard day.
Oh, I know. But I hear that's his ploy. "Please be gentle, I have never- what do you call it? -gone all the way."
Think that's the lime he used on McKenna?
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:40 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:40 am (UTC)Recipient: Christopher, Pike
We're on Circe now. Coincidence, huh? Or maybe the universe is finally doing me a favor.
Actually, it's closer to Thumbelina right now. I'm just glad I haven't sprouted boobs like Kirk and Sulu.
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:53 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:43 am (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
A day that's looking up! Guess what ship is going to be at the planet very, very soon? I'll give you a hint- it starts with a Y, ends with an N, and has an orktow in the middle.
Does anyone actually fall for that?
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:45 am (UTC)Recipient: Mitchell, Gary
Sorry, I had my PADD off.
Yeah, I came up early. You wanted to walk me to the bridge, didn't you? Je suis très désolé mon petit chou. But now you are here so we can make suggestive faces at each other while discussing our plans for tonight.
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:47 am (UTC)I am very sorry my cabbage.
Shut up. It's cute in French.
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:48 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Antonio
It's about time the universe gave either of us some slack.
That's unfortunate, but also a bit hilarious, how the hell are you still typing? Kirk has boobs? Dear god help us all. It all sounds like a planetside trip I actually don't mind missing.
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Date: 2009-09-29 04:49 am (UTC)Recipient: DeSalle, Vincent
You really need to work on remembering to turn that thing on.
Oh, and I do have such plans for tonight. Three years, has it been? Imagine! My, how time flies. We shall have to celebrate appropriately, of course. Have you got anything in mind?
...my translator must be on the fritz. Did you just call me cabbage?
Internet? Porn? You mean the two are connected?
Date: 2009-09-29 04:58 am (UTC)Recipient: Mitchell, Gary
Well now that you are here, you can remind me of such things, n'est-ce pas?
I do indeed have such plans for tonight. It has been so long since we were last together, we won't even make it all the way into my quarters before I am upon you. Your uniform won't be on you for very long, but once I get that off I shall take as long as I please, relearning your body, finding all of those little places that make you squirm. (Will licking your collarbone still illicit that breathless moan that I remember? The one that goes straight from your throat to my groin? I do hope so.) And after I am done with that...
Well, we are working now, aren't we? I certainly don't want to distract you from your work.
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Date: 2009-09-29 05:21 am (UTC)Do you want to go with the 'been apart three years' or just pretend they've been superbusy and haven't had time for each other?
Also, this Gary isn't a vampire. Just throwing that out there.
EDIT: I really, really want to do a three-year anniversary thing. Pwease? *puppy eyes*
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Date: 2009-09-29 05:20 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
I'm not that small, you know. And it's kind of sad, because Kirk keeps feeling himself up and making eyes at Sulu. And Spock and McCoy (or is it McCoy and Spock?) keep giving each other death glares.
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Date: 2009-09-29 05:30 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Antonio
You're the one who said you were thumbelina. How am I supposed to know? I can't se you through a PADD.
That sounds like Kirk all right. I take it that all means you aren't close to a cure yet. So did McCoy and Spock swap brains? I'm sure they're both loving that. I don't envy you. It sounds like a mess down there.
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Date: 2009-09-29 05:32 am (UTC)Recipient: DeSalle, Vincent
You are such a pansy-ass Frenchman. It's only been two weeks, not two years.
I mean, oh, it's been so long! I'll have to make up for ~lost time~. (But seriously, you might not want to go too slowly. It has been two weeks, after all.)
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Date: 2009-09-29 05:34 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
I was exaggerating. Here, I'll send you a pic.
And yeah, Spock and McCoy swapped brains and totally did it (not sure in what order).
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Date: 2009-09-29 05:38 am (UTC)(Did I just voluntarily relate Kirk and our sex lives? Ewwww...)
I hope that you are willing to wait long enough to have a romantic meal. I plan on preparing all of your favorites. (And don't worry, I am such a pansy-assed Frenchman that I'm sure I won't have enough self control to go slowly at all.)
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Date: 2009-09-29 06:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-29 05:45 am (UTC)Recipient: DeSalle, Vincent
Yes, it is very nice, isn't it? I am SUCH a fan of your ass.
Romantic dinner? Vinny, you really are going all out. (But can it wait until afterwards? Or does it HAVE to be before? Although, I'm quite looking forward to having you for dessert. Okay, I can wait.)
Aw, did I hurt your feelings? Here, let me send you my sorryface.
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Date: 2009-09-29 05:47 am (UTC)(OOC:...mostly just an excuse to share the pretty. And you know Gary has a whole plethora of expressions on his PADD for when he needs them.)
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Date: 2009-09-29 05:48 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Antonio
That's really weird to see. You're what, half your normal size it looks like?
Figures, you can't hate each other that much on a starship without something happening eventually. It's inevitable.
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Date: 2009-09-29 05:53 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Yeah, and I'm still shrinking, though not quite as fast as before.
I just wish they'd waited another month so I could win that pool. Now it's going to someone else. Probably the little viz-kid, dammit.