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startrek_diaryOnce again, our intrepid captain is leading an away team down to a planet for a first contact mission.
The planet, let's call it Circe, has several unexplained phenomena associated with it: people sometimes change. They might lose their gender, they might change species, they might swap brains, they might grow or shrink... no one knows why or how. The locals think it is their goddess blessing those she chooses to bless. Spock could probably figure it out, but I have a bad feeling about his chances down there.
So when Kirk, McCoy, Spock, Sulu, Giotto, Kyle, Ricky and Uhura go to the planet, their friends and respective lovers are all worried about them.
What do you think they're saying? And what do you think is actually happening down there?
Mod note: I want to remind people that every game has it's own continuity. The only canon we have at the start of a game is the series/movie (which we do love to mix and match) and what we build as we go. In other words, I know some of you are K/S shippers or Chekov/McCoy or WHATEVER. CARPE AFFINITAS! Seize the 'Ship!
The planet, let's call it Circe, has several unexplained phenomena associated with it: people sometimes change. They might lose their gender, they might change species, they might swap brains, they might grow or shrink... no one knows why or how. The locals think it is their goddess blessing those she chooses to bless. Spock could probably figure it out, but I have a bad feeling about his chances down there.
So when Kirk, McCoy, Spock, Sulu, Giotto, Kyle, Ricky and Uhura go to the planet, their friends and respective lovers are all worried about them.
What do you think they're saying? And what do you think is actually happening down there?
Mod note: I want to remind people that every game has it's own continuity. The only canon we have at the start of a game is the series/movie (which we do love to mix and match) and what we build as we go. In other words, I know some of you are K/S shippers or Chekov/McCoy or WHATEVER. CARPE AFFINITAS! Seize the 'Ship!
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:06 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard; Sulu, Hikaru; Spock; Uhura, Nyota, Antonio, Giotto; Kyle, John; Richard, Ensyne
Now that would count, are you still shrinking or have you stopped? Either way check in with Bones and Spock, they've been studying the phenomena and will get to the bottom of this faster if they have all the information. Same goes for everyone who notices a sudden change.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:07 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Antonio; Kirk, James T; McCoy, Leonard; Spock; Uhura, Nyota; Kyle, John; Richard, Ensyne
You insensitive... listen, or look, or whatever. I'm an entire goddamn foot shorter than I was this morning which by my calculations means I've lost twenty-one inches overall. And I was kind of fucking attached to some of those inches.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:08 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard; Sulu, Hikaru; Spock; Uhura, Nyota; Giotto, Antonio; Kyle, John; Kirk, James T.
hasnsds hsve rtuerned uintio flioppers. hhekp.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-28 08:09 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard; Sulu, Hikaru; Spock; Uhura, Nyota; Kirk, James T.; Kyle, John; Richard, Ensyne
Still shrinking, but at a slower rate than before. I've lost a whole foot by now, I think.
I have no idea where Spock and McCoy have got to. Ricky! You were on rear point, have you seen them anywhere?
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:10 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Antonio; Sulu, Hikaru; Spock; Uhura, Nyota; Kirk, James T.; Kyle, John; Richard, Ensyne
Fascinating.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:11 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard; Sulu, Hikaru; Spock; Uhura, Nyota; Giotto, Antonio; Kyle, John; Kirk, James T.
losdt therm imnn pklasnrts,.]\\ don;t wamnrt rtro bne fuish!!!! HELOP!
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:11 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard; Sulu, Hikaru; Spock; Uhura, Nyota; Kirk, James T.; Kyle, John; Richard, Ensyne
I'm guessing by that last message that Spock and McCoy have switched minds?
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:12 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Antonio; Sulu, Hikaru; McCoy, Leonard; Uhura, Nyota; Kirk, James T.; Kyle, John; Richard, Ensyne
Greenbloodgreenbloodgetitoutofme
askafspsdmofds'ad
OOC: Rose Clarkson Captcha? Top Gear follows everyone everywhere.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-28 08:13 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
What did you do in the mess? Or did they insult you by serving Vareniky again?
We could get something and eat it in my quarters?
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:15 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Antonio; Sulu, Hikaru; Spock; Uhura, Nyota; Kirk, James T.; Kyle, John; Richard, Ensyne
I believe that the doctor and I (I being, in this case, Commander Spock) have indeed swapped consciousnesses, Commander Giotto. It appears to coincidence with an exchange of... bodily fluids. I advise the rest of you to avoid such situations.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:17 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard; Sulu, Hikaru; Spock; Uhura, Nyota; Kirk, James T.; Kyle, John; Richard, Ensyne
Ew, Spock and McCoy totally done sex!
(why am I talking like that?)
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:18 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Antonio
I think keeping everyone out of trouble would be nigh on impossible here, sir.
(At least you have a boyfriend? I'm beginning to forget what sex is like.)
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:21 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Antonio; Sulu, Hikaru; McCoy, Leonard; Uhura, Nyota; Kirk, James T.; Kyle, John; Richard, Ensyne
WHY DID YOU TELL EVERYONE?
I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU POINTY EARED PRICK.
AND FUCK YOU JIM. Ugh I hate this body it's too fucking hot. FUCK YOU AGAIN, JIM.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:21 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard; Sulu, Hikaru; Spock; Uhura, Nyota, Antonio, Giotto; Kyle, John; Richard, Ensyne
Where are you two? We need to get to the bottom of this. And you better be fully clothed when I get there.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:22 pm (UTC)Recipient: Galloway, David
Do your best.
(Sorry, Davey. If it helps, I think I saw Ricky eyeing you a few days ago. You wouldn't want him right now but once things are back to normal, I could set you up?)
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:23 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:23 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard; Sulu, Hikaru; Spock; Uhura, Nyota; Giotto, Antonio; Kyle, John; Kirk, James T.
JHELPP! FEERT AER FINAS. WHATY IDFF LUNFGS GO NECXT??? DOCRTOR!!
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:23 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
Pavel I don't know why I've never told you this but
Pavel I lo
The thing is this shitty planet turned me into a girl and I have all this emotional shit going on and I really feel like if I don't do this now I might never
Okay so Pavel, funny thing
Hey Pavel, are you straight? Because I have some news
FML
MESSAGE ERASED UNSENT
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:25 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Antonio; Sulu, Hikaru; Spock; Uhura, Nyota; Kirk, James T.; Kyle, John; Richard, Ensyne
Captain, we never removed clothing. We simply engaged in an activity I believe you call "making out."
We are currently trying to use global positioning to locate Ensign Ensyne before he suffocates. You may follow us accordingly or rendezvous outside the chapel in 30 minutes as stipulated.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:26 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock;
You're the one who had sex on an away mission on a planet that is known to be INSANE.
It's your own fault. Now where the hell are you, cause I'm a girl right now and I would like to fix that.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:27 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Antonio
Will do, Chief.
(No thanks, I like my men post-pubescent. And with boobs.)
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:28 pm (UTC)Recipient: Richard, Ensyne; Sulu, Hikaru;; Uhura, Nyota; Giotto, Antonio; Kyle, John; Kirk, James T; McCoy, Leonard
Yeah, calm the fuck down, Ricky. We're looking for you.
I'm not even sure I'll be able to treat the kid with these hands. These aren't surgeons hands! These are... fuck, I don't know. Strange hands. Urgh.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:29 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
No, there was no vareniky involved. Someone was throwing peas at me (I am not sure who) So I threw a roll in the general direction that the peas were coming from, and it may have started a food fight...again.
Da, sharing dinner with you in you quarters would be nice...
(captca= coauthor tree)
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:31 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock;
Also I don't believe Spock's last message, you two totally did it. I am never letting you live this down.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:31 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
Oh. Well. That wasn't me throwing peas. I wouldn't do that. Ever. But I did enjoy watching Scotty get creamed in the face with mashed squash.
So, completely random question: you seeing anyone right now? I know you and Sulu are close, but I wasn't sure if you were, you know, intimate.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:32 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James T.
We didn't fuck, we just made ou
Why do I have to justify this to you? How many times have I had to treat you for Vesuldian weeping dick? You hardly keep it in your pants, why can't I just
This is too weird. I can see his face in the padd.
Do you feel like a girl or are you a girl? Have you got everything?