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startrek_diaryOnce again, our intrepid captain is leading an away team down to a planet for a first contact mission.
The planet, let's call it Circe, has several unexplained phenomena associated with it: people sometimes change. They might lose their gender, they might change species, they might swap brains, they might grow or shrink... no one knows why or how. The locals think it is their goddess blessing those she chooses to bless. Spock could probably figure it out, but I have a bad feeling about his chances down there.
So when Kirk, McCoy, Spock, Sulu, Giotto, Kyle, Ricky and Uhura go to the planet, their friends and respective lovers are all worried about them.
What do you think they're saying? And what do you think is actually happening down there?
Mod note: I want to remind people that every game has it's own continuity. The only canon we have at the start of a game is the series/movie (which we do love to mix and match) and what we build as we go. In other words, I know some of you are K/S shippers or Chekov/McCoy or WHATEVER. CARPE AFFINITAS! Seize the 'Ship!
The planet, let's call it Circe, has several unexplained phenomena associated with it: people sometimes change. They might lose their gender, they might change species, they might swap brains, they might grow or shrink... no one knows why or how. The locals think it is their goddess blessing those she chooses to bless. Spock could probably figure it out, but I have a bad feeling about his chances down there.
So when Kirk, McCoy, Spock, Sulu, Giotto, Kyle, Ricky and Uhura go to the planet, their friends and respective lovers are all worried about them.
What do you think they're saying? And what do you think is actually happening down there?
Mod note: I want to remind people that every game has it's own continuity. The only canon we have at the start of a game is the series/movie (which we do love to mix and match) and what we build as we go. In other words, I know some of you are K/S shippers or Chekov/McCoy or WHATEVER. CARPE AFFINITAS! Seize the 'Ship!
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:37 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
Are you sure you were not the one throwing them? I very much enjoyed watching Mr. Scott getting hit with squash too.
No, Sulu and I are not intimate, we are just very good friends.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:38 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock;
Sure. Riiiight. just made out, no epic hatesex or anything. Or maybe you only got to the making out part and just didn't make it to the sex? You do seem extra grumpy.
I am a girl. With girl parts. So you know, if it takes a little while to change back i could totally deal with it for a few days. I'm hot as a chick.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:43 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James T.
Jim, not all of us have to have "epic hatesex". Some of us can just have normal sex. If we want to have sex at all. Which we didn't. It must have been pollen or something to do with this planet.
Oh, great. Now Jim Kirk is thinking with his vagina. I won't be able to know whether the agent is chemical or bacterial until I examine you. (No covert ideas about that, Jim. I'm a doctor.)
What are the status of the patients? Also, "stoic" isn't a good look on me. For future reference.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:44 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock
So Dr McCoy, are you and Spock gay? Or just gay for now, like I'm a girl for now? You think Uhura's going to kill you, or both of you, or just Spock?
...When are you going to be able to change me and Jim back? I would really, really like that.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:48 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
Don't sass me, boy. Girl. Whatever. Gay or not it's none of your business. I couldn't give a flying fuck about Uhura while I've got these... points on my ears.
It depends on what the change involved! God damn it, what am I supposed to do, run my hands over you, chant, and change your gender like that?
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:52 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock; Kirk, James T.
> God damn it, what am I supposed to do, run my hands over you,
> chant, and change your gender like that?
Captain, I'll try it if you will. It can't be any weirder than what's already happened.
Dr McCoy, you're a handsome man. I'm pretty sure I can stand it.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:56 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock;
It's fun, you should try it sometime. Sex pollen? That's your best excuse? Weak.
I'm on my way to you. You can examine me soon. Better hope there's no more of that sex pollen around. ;)
Sulu's a girl and freaking out, Tony about a foot shorter than usual and well, I'll let you see Ricky for yourself, I just ran into him and Spock. Good luck with that. No word on Uhura or Kyle yet.
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:57 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
Firstly, are you hitting on me? Because I'm pretty sure there's a shorter, blonder, more feisty friend of yours who would be completely happy to revel in your new womanhood with you.
Secondly, I might be handsome but I'm not me at the moment, I'm that pointy eared bastard, remember?
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Date: 2009-09-28 08:58 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James T.
Fuck this, Jim.
Can't we ever go somewhere and not end up making out with superior officers, becoming women, and fucking up those relationships we've just about forged like shit off a rock?
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Date: 2009-09-28 09:00 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock; Sulu, Hikaru
Hey, no fair, why do you offer to molest Sulu but not me? I am wounded Bones. Wounded.
I am also willing to try though. Even if you do look like Spock right now.
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Date: 2009-09-28 09:01 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock; Kirk, James T.
Oh, wait, no, hell no. I'm sorry, Doctor, but not while you're in Spock's body. No offense.
I just changed sex, not sexuality. The last thing I want to do is get my girl parts near the Captain's.
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Date: 2009-09-28 09:02 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James T.; Sulu, Hikaru
If both of you don't stop talking about me examining you I'm going to lose control and fuck you both.
How in the name of sweet Georgia does Spock cope with these fucking hormones? The man's a sexual timebomb.
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Date: 2009-09-28 09:03 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
Wrong blond.
No offense taken.
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Date: 2009-09-28 09:04 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock; Sulu, Hikaru
I take offense to that. My girl parts are awesome.
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Date: 2009-09-28 09:06 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James T.; Sulu, Hikaru
Right. Here's what's going to happen.
You are both going to be examined IN turn with NO VOYEURISM. I need to check that whatever isn't there is really not there and not just being hidden by the stuff that is there.
Then, we are getting back to the ship and after I get my medical equipment I'll examine you more thoroughly. This medkit isn't going to cut it.
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Date: 2009-09-28 09:08 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock
Hey, he's not blond, he's more... strawberry blond. When the bridge lights catch his curls they're sort of coppery.
So... is Pavel straight? Huh. I guess that's to think about.
Does everyone know or just you?
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Date: 2009-09-28 09:13 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock; Kirk, James T.
I'm sorry, Captain, it's not personal. Your girl parts might be totally awesome and I wouldn't know, because they're girl parts. I don't even like my own girl parts right now.
Let's just have a nasty regrettable one-night-stand once we're both guys again, okay?
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Date: 2009-09-28 09:17 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
I hope that's the girl in you talking.
Listen, I wish I wasn't the one having to tell you this, but Pavel's been trying to get Lungworm into the sack since about a week ago. Problem is he's about as subtle as a brick and, although that "sewenteen" look really helps with the mothering, it wasn't working on McKenna. It might be now, though.
Chekov's one of those guys who would fuck anything pretty in a dress. You're also his friend, that's got to help.
If you're looking for something more substantial I have no idea if he's straight or gay or Kirk (it's a whole other designation). They haven't put that on military records since the 1990s.
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Date: 2009-09-28 09:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-28 09:18 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock; Sulu, Hikaru
Alrighty Bones, you're the doctor. I put my ladybits in your capable hands.
Wait, so you and Chekov aren't together yet? Hurry up or I'm gonna lose a bet.
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Date: 2009-09-28 09:23 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock
THAT BITCH
...okay that was the girl in me talking. Definitely.
I know, shit, I know he's gone through the female ensigns on that ship like a hot knife in icecream, I know. I guess that means this could be my only chance.
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Date: 2009-09-28 09:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-28 09:34 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
I'm insulted, Pavel! I would never throw peas at you! Not when you could see me!
Huh. Well. That's good to know.
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Date: 2009-09-28 09:59 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
Don't be insulted, beautiful. I did not see you throwing them (I promise ;)).
Alpha shift is over in and hour, when do you want to meet?
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Date: 2009-09-28 10:02 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
You sound suprised that I am not 'intimate' with Hikaru. Why is that?
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Date: 2009-09-28 10:09 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
You are a dirty flatterer. Tell me more good things about me.
Since you're causing trouble in the mess, how about we just meet at my quarters at 1800?
I'm not surprised, per se. I just got the vibe off of him that was into you, and he's a really good looking guy. But if you're not, then all the better for me.
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Date: 2009-09-28 10:30 pm (UTC)It is interesting that you say that, I have never noticed that he liked that way.
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Date: 2009-09-28 10:31 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
1800 it is, my dear. I have a bottle of real Russian vodka hidden in my quarters, I will share it with you if you'd like.
It is interesting that you say that, I have never noticed that he liked that way.