Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lefler, Una
Recipient: Lowther, George; Pike, Christopher

I'm not? Imagine that.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Lefler, Una; Pike, Christopher

What is it like, dad? Just thought you'd hand me over to the two people who are most likely to end my life? The psychobitch and her little rottweiler? You know how many of our friends these two have fucked over?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lefler, Una
Recipient: Lowther, George; Pike, Christopher

Psychobitch!? Are you sure I'm not allowed to rough him up a little once he's in custody?

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

Captcha just said "agonize me". Uh, wrong universe, Captcha, but always nice to know your kinks.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

If you had a crush on a boy and he gave you a picture he drew, what would you do with it?

The guy asked me for DATING tips. He likes you and it will mean something to him.

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EMMY PERI FELL ASLEEP
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[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una

Behave

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lefler, Una
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Awww, but I'm having fun... :(

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una; Lowther, George

No, you are not.

JIm, I know what you think of them. I know what people say about them. But they're both in on this and not because they're waiting for a chance at you. I know this is a lot to take in but I swear to you this is safe.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una

You can have fun with him later when he isn't worried you're going to skin him alive and kill me.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lefler, Una
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Oh, all right. :(

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una

Thank you. He's freaked, he needs time to adjust.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Lefler, Una; Pike, Christopher

No. No no no no no. No.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

I'm going down to look but when it isn't there I'm taking the next month off from your ridiculousness.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lefler, Una
Recipient: Lowther, George; Pike, Christopher

Don't be such a baby.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una; Lowther, George

Jim, calm down. Talk to us, this is a lot to take in.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Lefler, Una; Pike, Christopher

I trust you. You, Pike. I know you aren't going to hurt me if you can help it. But these two. They're loyal to you, maybe. She claims to love you and be carrying your kid. You have NO PROOF. And Giotto the Giant Killer? You might as well just fucking toss me out an airlock, how safe I'll be.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una; Lowther, George

I'm not going to hurt you. Period. Nor am I going to put you in danger I don't fully believe you can get out of safely. I'm not tossing you to the lions here, we all want to pull this off and we all know it has to be done together. Yes, I am the connecting person here, hell Tony doesn't know about One yet, but I trust both of them with my life and have before and that extends to you. You are not in danger from these two.

And dear, would you mind terribly sending some proof of our baby?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lefler, Una
Recipient: Lowther, George; Pike, Christopher

I haven't put a name on the file yet. Thoughts?

att: BabyX.sng

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

sng= sonogram file. Includes the sonogram and the basic health information, approximate dates, etc.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Lefler, Una; Pike, Christopher

Doesn't much look like you.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lefler, Una
Recipient: Lowther, George; Pike, Christopher

She's an embryo. She doesn't much look like anyone.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una; Lowther, George

We're really having a baby. Our baby.

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[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

♥

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Lefler, Una; Pike, Christopher

You can't do this to me.

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[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una; Lowther, George

Quiet Jim. She's beautiful.

And if you don't believe it look at the dates and check your calendar. That's when I was gone 'getting things ready'.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Well?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

I don't see anything tacked onto the warp core.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

It's on something besides the warp core, isn't it?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Lefler, Una; Pike, Christopher

Beautiful? She's an anchovy.

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[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

One says don't talk about her baby that way.