Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Lowther, George

I'll keep that in mind. I wouldn't mind dinner, we did get off on a bit of the wrong foot.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Oooh wow. A sombrero. I'm so excited.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Okay, we're having protein. 1900 work?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Lowther, George

I never would've guessed. Yeah, that's fine.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

You close?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Just down the corridor. Almost there.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Good news, everyone. Private dinner with el doctoro at 1900, coloring party with Rand right now.

I am the best captain. Solving staff crises with crayons.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

I do have some Saurian Brandy. If you'd like.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

I'm not sure whether to congratulate you or just roll my eyes really hard.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Lowther, George

Sure as hell wouldn't say no to a glass.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

You're just mad you didn't think of it first.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Then a glass. I'd offer more, a pecan pie or something, but I try not to make promises I can't keep.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

No I'm really not actually. I'm happy with my ways.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Lowther, George

Good man. I can appreciate that.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Mine are better. And more funner.

PS You're giving your shit to a man who says more funner.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

GUYS I AM OLD AND I NEED SLEEP. PLEASE DON'T JUDGE ME?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

No they aren't.

God help us all.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Scott, Montgomery
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel

Spock? Nay, of course not. Why him of all people? I thought Vulcan's didn't drink alcohol. It's Miss Rand, the captain's yeoman.

Good lad.

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

Vulcans omg why is there an apostrophe there OMG.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Your methods very very rarely involved ice cream. though we are using the Prohibitive Coloring Book, so there's that.

Indeed.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: Scott, Montgomery

Oh, no real reason I just wanted to know that you were not sweet on Mr. Spock. Ms. Rand is very pretty. I wish you luck.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Good morning!

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

If you were having dinner with the doctor, what would you serve him?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Lowther, George

No idea. We've never had dinner together. Why? You ask him out on a date?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

No, we're just having dinner tonight. A chat. He's never date me, I drive him insane.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

Icecream isn't my style. If only you used it as a warning instead of a guide. Ah well. I should get major points for thinking up that thing in the first place.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

hullo!

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

No, it's not Stern and Menacing.

Oh, you do. And a few for anticipating things I never would have thought of.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Lowther, George

Pity. You two would be so hot together. The best people for us always do.