ext_117615 ([identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/) wrote in [community profile] startrek_diary2010-06-01 12:03 pm
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Side Game: Dystopia

In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

Are you kidding? The best kind of sex is the kind you can feel for days afterward.

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Glad to know we're on the same page. If you're interested, I could see if Hikaru would like to invite you to join us someday? I think we're going to be great friends.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

Sounds like fun, I think I'd like that. So do I.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

I made a new friend. Wanna fuck her?

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

Is she hot?

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

It's Chapel, the nurse. I think she is. And she likes it rough.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

Cool. Okay.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

He's in. And if you wanna make him made, calling him Kiki makes him deliciously rough.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McKenna, caroline

Awesome. I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

What do you think of Hikaru Sulu and Caroline McKenna?

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Only know 'em in passing. They seem decent enough haven't bothered me yet. McKenna's a pistol, but there are worse things to be.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

I think I'm going to sleep with them. So far it sounds like it'll be fun.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Eh, then go for it. They're pretty enough at least.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

I intend to. What about yourself? See anything you like on board?

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Enjoy. Not looking in particular, there are options. I don't mind waiting and taking things as they come instead of chasing them down.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Believe it or not, things just commed me asking me to pick glitter out of her vagina.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Hell, that's a new one. No way that shits comfortable. Or hygienic. God, the shit people do.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Apparently the Captain has a craft closet too. For the record, I think that is one thing I will never be comfortable with you doing. Just the idea of having sharp, little sparkly bits there sounds awful. I can't imagine having to actually deal with it.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Go figure. I'm right there with you on that one, no way that's fun for anyone. And I sincerely hope it was just an accident for them, or else this ship is goddamn weirder than I thought.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Seems to me like it was. Unless she was lying. And if so then I am in so much trouble for agreeing to that threesome. If I come crying to you afterward you'll know that the fuck involved lots of sparkles and some Krazy Glue.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Chapel, Christine; Sulu, Hiaru

Chrissy, Kiki. Kiki, Chrissy. When do you want to get together.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

You would assume. Well I hope your sake she wasn't. And should that be the case I'll try be sympathetic and not to laugh at your predicament.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline; Sulu, Hikaru

Whenever's good for you two.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Gee, thanks. You are too sweet, you know that?

(Anonymous) 2010-06-04 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Never claimed to be. And you have to admit, from an outside perspective it's damned funny, awful I'm sure, but ridiculous.
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