Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Giotto, Tony
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

No you don't.

We've been over this. A small ship allows me to use a smaller crew and move more stealthily, also, fuck you. The Coronet is a good ship.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Giotto, Tony

Yes I do.

It's tiny and lame.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

...apparently this Pike is also part of the 'secretly a five year old club' not sure how that happened.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Giotto, Tony
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Don't.

It's better than that oversized out-of-date washtub you're so proud of.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Giotto, Tony
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Don't.

It's better than that oversized out-of-date washtub you're so proud of.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Giotto, Tony

Do.

Bite your tongue. The Enterprise is beautiful ship and she's got it where it counts.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Giotto, Tony
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Do not.

It's big and clunky.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

I like to imagine that after three years I might mean something to you is all. I know we joke, but I do have feelings for you, fucked up as they are.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Giotto, Tony

Do to.

She's gorgeous and you're just jealous of her superiority.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Giotto, Tony
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Do not.

It's too retro and nowhere near as good as the Coronet.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Giotto, Tony

Yes I do.

It's classic and she can beat any ship in the quadrant, mark my words.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Giotto, Tony
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Do not.

The Coronet is faster, stronger, and more versatile. And it can't be seen three quandrants away, either. Also, she's much shinier. Face it, Enterprise might as well be a garbage scow.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Giotto, Tony

Like fucking hell! Your ship is a glorified shuttlecraft and if the my dear Enterprise can be seen three quadrants away then, why, pray tell, haven't we been caught yet? Nothing is better than my ship.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Giotto, Tony
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

If Coronet is a glorified shuttle Enterprise is a glorified freighter. It's a two-bit bucket of bolts that should have been sold for scrap years ago and the only reason it could move with any sort of speed without falling apart was because Cait Barry is the best engineer this side of the Delta Quandrant. Too bad you had to get rid of her with the rest of your crew.

[(Anonymous)]

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Message:
>Sender: Giotto, Tony
>Recipient: Pike, Christopher

>If Coronet is a glorified shuttle Enterprise is a glorified freighter. It's a two-bit
> bucket of bolts that should have been sold for scrap years ago and the only
>reason it could move with any sort of speed without falling apart was because
>Cait Barry is the best engineer this side of the Delta Quandrant. Too bad you had
> to get rid of her with the rest of your crew.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

Tony says :(. Also, he says Chris started it.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

I never said I didn't like you. Look, you know I'm not comfortable with the whole lo- that thing you said.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

Yeah, I know that. But does that mean I can't want things? I don't ask, not often. I just want.

And if you don;t like the tags you don't have to wear them.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

I don't really mind, you know. I like knowing I'm yours.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

Okay, good. I wanna know that, too. That I'm yours, I mean. I don't wanna be anyone else's. Unless the captain is single?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

I don't think the captain would care if he was single or not but I don't want you to be with him. Just me.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

Okay. Just you. And sometimes Chekov.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

Yeah right, Chekov's too interested in Spock to actually know what to do with a woman. Nice try.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

I bet I could make him pay attention.

But really, spock? The roboguy?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

Yeah, I dunno. I saw the sorts of messages he was sending him earlier, though. He's pretty stuck on him.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

What sorts? Mushy and shit? Or Dirty as fuck?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

Dirty as fuck.