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Despite an early misstep, en.pavel.chekov.COMM managed to fend off the advances of cp.james.kirk.CMND and have his very first date with lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM.
Of course, meaning nothing but good, tony.giotto.SEC, joe.tormolen.SCI and a few others thought it would be funny to alert a certain captain to this event - and guess who showed up to join in!
In the mess hall, en.pavel.chekov.COMM put dr.leonard.mccoy.MEDD into a hammer lock and broke his arm for sexual assault.
WILL Chekov press charges on the doctor and captain?
WILL Spock tell them how freaking illogical this shit is?
DOES anyone have an evil twin and if not, WHY?
WILL anyone get that annoying subroutine that makes the Captain's name appear as SOMETHING AWESOMER out of the computer?
Find out on this week's exciting edition of alt.enterprise.gossip!
Despite an early misstep, en.pavel.chekov.COMM managed to fend off the advances of cp.james.kirk.CMND and have his very first date with lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM.
Of course, meaning nothing but good, tony.giotto.SEC, joe.tormolen.SCI and a few others thought it would be funny to alert a certain captain to this event - and guess who showed up to join in!
In the mess hall, en.pavel.chekov.COMM put dr.leonard.mccoy.MEDD into a hammer lock and broke his arm for sexual assault.
WILL Chekov press charges on the doctor and captain?
WILL Spock tell them how freaking illogical this shit is?
DOES anyone have an evil twin and if not, WHY?
WILL anyone get that annoying subroutine that makes the Captain's name appear as SOMETHING AWESOMER out of the computer?
Find out on this week's exciting edition of alt.enterprise.gossip!
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Date: 2009-07-12 11:50 pm (UTC)RECIPIENT: dr.leonard.mccoy.MEDD
How're the bones, Bones?
I think we might need to abandon project Jailbait. You ever notice Lt. Kyle's ass is kinda nice? I bet we could get him to shave his legs...
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Date: 2009-07-13 12:45 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.john.kyle.SUP
I don't like the way the Captain is looking at you right now. Do you think I should sick Jailbait on him?
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Date: 2009-07-13 12:51 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.kevin.riley.SCI
I think the 'bait is trying to lay low after snapping McCoy's arm. I heard from someone that Giotto had to actually pull him off and then the 'bait tried to fucking BITE the security team.
I don't know that we want to invoke that.
Wait, Kirk is looking at me? Should I like, yawn and let my shirt ride up a little? I'm gonna do that.
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Date: 2009-07-13 12:58 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.john.kyle.SUP
He tried to /bite/ him? Actually tried to bite /Giotto/? The kid must have been mad to actually try that!
If you try that, you'll be sleeping alone for at least a week. The captain gets enough ideas without you teasing him.
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Date: 2009-07-13 01:04 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.kevin.riley.SCI
I heard it from Caroline who heard it from George who heard it from Jake who heard it from David who heard it from Joe, who was there. Full out rabies rage.
Are you jealous of me flirting with the Cap, Kevvy? It's just fun. You know you're my guy.
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Date: 2009-07-13 01:08 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.john.kyle.SUP
Did they have to give Giotto rabies shots? I bet Joe's cross.
If you flirt with him you'll give him /ideas/. I don't want the captain to get /ideas/ because the last person he got /ideas/ about was Jailbait and we all see how that turned out. I'm pretty sure you don't want to break anyone's arm, amirite?
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Date: 2009-07-13 01:14 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.kevin.riley.SCI
I don't know. I guess Chapel would have been the attending? She might tell you.
I guess not. But I think we could play a fun game here. C'mon, don't you want to be the filling in a me-captain sandwich?
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Date: 2009-07-13 01:17 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.john.kyle.SUP
I don't /share/, John, and you know it. Besides, who knows where Kirk's dick has been?
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Date: 2009-07-13 01:20 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.kevin.riley.SCI
Maybe if you had siblings you'd be better at sharing. Selfish cow. :p
And the way I'm planning it, you won't have to worry about his dick.
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Date: 2009-07-13 01:22 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.kevin.riley.SCI
ON SECOND THOUGHT!
If you can name 5 of my siblings AND their genders, I won't flirt with Kirk.
no subject
Date: 2009-07-13 01:26 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.john.kyle.SUP
Charlie: Girl, Sammy: Girl, Kensy: Boy, Ethan: Boy, Evan: Boy
You see? I've been /studying/.
no subject
Date: 2009-07-13 01:28 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.john.kyle.SUP
There's also Oliver and Benjamen, both boys.
So there. Now I get some sort of bonus. I'll let you decide what it is.
no subject
Date: 2009-07-13 01:30 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.kevin.riley.SCI
Is it creepy that I find that completely hot?
Your bonus is that I won't flirt with McCoy, either.
And maybe I'll get some ice cream for later tonight.
no subject
Date: 2009-07-13 01:33 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.john.kyle.SUP
SUCCESS!
It is sort of creepy. These are your siblings we're talking about.
Or do you mean me studying? Because everything I do is sexy and you should know that by now.
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Date: 2009-07-13 01:37 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.kevin.riley.SCI
How come you look so proud of yourself? John tell you not to worry, it happens to all guys?
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Date: 2009-07-13 01:41 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.john.kyle.SUP
Nobody likes an asshole, Sulu. But since you asked, I am proud of myself because I have managed to avert a crisis with our Captain WHO IS AWESOME BY THE WAY without breaking anyone's arms.
Speaking of which, has Giotto let Jailbait out of his quarters yet?
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Date: 2009-07-13 01:43 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.kevin.riley.SCI
...I'm not Sulu, sweetie. Apparently you DO share.
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Date: 2009-07-13 01:44 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.john.kyle.SUP
Dammit! Sorry, I had you set to default because we were talking already.
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Date: 2009-07-13 01:46 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM
Nobody likes an asshole, Sulu. But since you asked, I am proud of myself because I have managed to avert a crisis with our Captain WHO IS AWESOME BY THE WAY without breaking anyone's arms.
Speaking of which, has Giotto let Jailbait out of his quarters yet?
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Date: 2009-07-13 01:49 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.kevin.riley.SCI
Hey, I'm proud to have a man who can break an arm. Something you and John can only wish for.
Looks like the subroutine is still kicking. Thought Uhura was working on that?
Yeah, it was just a 24-hour thing. There's some wacky rumor that Pavel went insane and started foaming at the mouth and tearing flesh with his teeth. All things considered, it was a very calm arm breaking.
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Date: 2009-07-13 01:50 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.nyota.uhura.LING
How are you coming along on unraveling that bitch of a subroutine that you-know-who installed?
no subject
Date: 2009-07-13 01:53 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.kevin.riley.SCI
I HATE THAT CLOWN AND ALL THINGS HE DOES.
Give it another hour.
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Date: 2009-07-13 01:55 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM
I could break all the arms I wanted to, but I prefer to deal with my problems diplomatically.
Did he really bite Giotto, or was that just a rumour? Because Joe started it and you know how he is with rumours.
Also, she says give it another hour.
no subject
Date: 2009-07-13 02:01 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.kevin.riley.SCI
No you couldn't. I took advanced combat with you, remember? You suck.
Joe said what? Goddamn it. There was no biting, his head didn't spin around, he didn't speak in tongues. McCoy goosed him, he grabbed the twit and broke his arm while yelling in Russian. Then Giotto was there. End of story.
It was totally hot.
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Date: 2009-07-13 02:09 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM
You were obviously so blinded by my manliness that you remember the courses wrong.
So McCoy did goose him? I thought that might have been made up as well.