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Despite an early misstep, en.pavel.chekov.COMM managed to fend off the advances of cp.james.kirk.CMND and have his very first date with lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM.
Of course, meaning nothing but good, tony.giotto.SEC, joe.tormolen.SCI and a few others thought it would be funny to alert a certain captain to this event - and guess who showed up to join in!
In the mess hall, en.pavel.chekov.COMM put dr.leonard.mccoy.MEDD into a hammer lock and broke his arm for sexual assault.
WILL Chekov press charges on the doctor and captain?
WILL Spock tell them how freaking illogical this shit is?
DOES anyone have an evil twin and if not, WHY?
WILL anyone get that annoying subroutine that makes the Captain's name appear as SOMETHING AWESOMER out of the computer?
Find out on this week's exciting edition of alt.enterprise.gossip!
Despite an early misstep, en.pavel.chekov.COMM managed to fend off the advances of cp.james.kirk.CMND and have his very first date with lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM.
Of course, meaning nothing but good, tony.giotto.SEC, joe.tormolen.SCI and a few others thought it would be funny to alert a certain captain to this event - and guess who showed up to join in!
In the mess hall, en.pavel.chekov.COMM put dr.leonard.mccoy.MEDD into a hammer lock and broke his arm for sexual assault.
WILL Chekov press charges on the doctor and captain?
WILL Spock tell them how freaking illogical this shit is?
DOES anyone have an evil twin and if not, WHY?
WILL anyone get that annoying subroutine that makes the Captain's name appear as SOMETHING AWESOMER out of the computer?
Find out on this week's exciting edition of alt.enterprise.gossip!
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Date: 2009-07-13 01:49 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.kevin.riley.SCI
Hey, I'm proud to have a man who can break an arm. Something you and John can only wish for.
Looks like the subroutine is still kicking. Thought Uhura was working on that?
Yeah, it was just a 24-hour thing. There's some wacky rumor that Pavel went insane and started foaming at the mouth and tearing flesh with his teeth. All things considered, it was a very calm arm breaking.