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Despite an early misstep, en.pavel.chekov.COMM managed to fend off the advances of cp.james.kirk.CMND and have his very first date with lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM.
Of course, meaning nothing but good, tony.giotto.SEC, joe.tormolen.SCI and a few others thought it would be funny to alert a certain captain to this event - and guess who showed up to join in!
In the mess hall, en.pavel.chekov.COMM put dr.leonard.mccoy.MEDD into a hammer lock and broke his arm for sexual assault.
WILL Chekov press charges on the doctor and captain?
WILL Spock tell them how freaking illogical this shit is?
DOES anyone have an evil twin and if not, WHY?
WILL anyone get that annoying subroutine that makes the Captain's name appear as SOMETHING AWESOMER out of the computer?
Find out on this week's exciting edition of alt.enterprise.gossip!
Despite an early misstep, en.pavel.chekov.COMM managed to fend off the advances of cp.james.kirk.CMND and have his very first date with lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM.
Of course, meaning nothing but good, tony.giotto.SEC, joe.tormolen.SCI and a few others thought it would be funny to alert a certain captain to this event - and guess who showed up to join in!
In the mess hall, en.pavel.chekov.COMM put dr.leonard.mccoy.MEDD into a hammer lock and broke his arm for sexual assault.
WILL Chekov press charges on the doctor and captain?
WILL Spock tell them how freaking illogical this shit is?
DOES anyone have an evil twin and if not, WHY?
WILL anyone get that annoying subroutine that makes the Captain's name appear as SOMETHING AWESOMER out of the computer?
Find out on this week's exciting edition of alt.enterprise.gossip!
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Date: 2009-07-13 12:51 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.kevin.riley.SCI
I think the 'bait is trying to lay low after snapping McCoy's arm. I heard from someone that Giotto had to actually pull him off and then the 'bait tried to fucking BITE the security team.
I don't know that we want to invoke that.
Wait, Kirk is looking at me? Should I like, yawn and let my shirt ride up a little? I'm gonna do that.