Guys I am so bored
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startrek_diaryI think we need a game. Because who actually works when they're at work anyway?
Therefore, I am pleased to inform all of you that you have been accepted to study at the
Enterprise High School of the Visual and Performing Arts.
It's April 5th and the Class of 2012 is looking forward to graduation. Now it's crunch time with finals, prom, and college admissions*. Senior year means BIG THINGS for our students. The annual Senior Showcase is going to happen on May 1st. And with just under a month until the big showcase, the faculty has announced that the student with the best artistic thingy will get a full ride scholarship to the Big Name Artsy College. Now the pressure is on to be the very bestlike no one ever was and the competition has pitted friend against friend (or has it?).
But with our students having to juggle their regular academic classes with their more specialized courses AND a social life, it's almost like a certain someone has combined the best of Fame and High School Musical: Senior Year. Clearly this means great things forplot our cast.
Suggestions for specialties for the students:
James Kirk: theatre
Leonard McCoy: harp (doctors are good with their hands, harpists are good with their hands IDK JUST GO WITH IT)
Nyota Uhura: voice
Janice Rand: art
Christine Chapel: dance
Montgomery Scott: film
Pavel Chekov: dance
Hikaru Sulu: theatre
Shawn Spock: art**
Gaila Orion: film
So who's overly emotional about their craft? Who creates an extraordinarily eccentric performance piece that leaves everyone else feeling vaguely uncomfortable even though they didn't understand it? Who angsts about no one TRULY UNDERSTANDING THEM? What other artistic stereotypes and high school cliches can we squeeze into this game before it dies? Who drops out? Who turns down an art school to go to a "real" college? MORE IMPORTANTLY: WHO IS DATING WHOM?
it's high school muuuuuu-siiiiii-caaaaaaaaaaal high school never ends they're gonna live forever, they're gonna learn how to fly high--FAME! it's gonna be totally awesome friendship dies and true love lies
* do not ask me why they are JUST NOW applying for colleges and auditioning and getting their acceptance letters okay it is ~MAGICAL MOVIE SCHOOL TIMING~ OKAY JUST GO WITH IT.
** I cannot be the only one who thinks "S'chn T'gai" visually resembles "Shawn the Guy," can I? Can I? BUELLER?
Therefore, I am pleased to inform all of you that you have been accepted to study at the
It's April 5th and the Class of 2012 is looking forward to graduation. Now it's crunch time with finals, prom, and college admissions*. Senior year means BIG THINGS for our students. The annual Senior Showcase is going to happen on May 1st. And with just under a month until the big showcase, the faculty has announced that the student with the best artistic thingy will get a full ride scholarship to the Big Name Artsy College. Now the pressure is on to be the very best
But with our students having to juggle their regular academic classes with their more specialized courses AND a social life, it's almost like a certain someone has combined the best of Fame and High School Musical: Senior Year. Clearly this means great things for
Suggestions for specialties for the students:
James Kirk: theatre
Leonard McCoy: harp (doctors are good with their hands, harpists are good with their hands IDK JUST GO WITH IT)
Nyota Uhura: voice
Janice Rand: art
Christine Chapel: dance
Montgomery Scott: film
Pavel Chekov: dance
Hikaru Sulu: theatre
Shawn Spock: art**
Gaila Orion: film
So who's overly emotional about their craft? Who creates an extraordinarily eccentric performance piece that leaves everyone else feeling vaguely uncomfortable even though they didn't understand it? Who angsts about no one TRULY UNDERSTANDING THEM? What other artistic stereotypes and high school cliches can we squeeze into this game before it dies? Who drops out? Who turns down an art school to go to a "real" college? MORE IMPORTANTLY: WHO IS DATING WHOM?
So sit down, grab a character and type up their texts, compose their emails, and pass their notes in the middle of class, because
Oh screw it--READY, STEADY, GO!
* do not ask me why they are JUST NOW applying for colleges and auditioning and getting their acceptance letters okay it is ~MAGICAL MOVIE SCHOOL TIMING~ OKAY JUST GO WITH IT.
** I cannot be the only one who thinks "S'chn T'gai" visually resembles "Shawn the Guy," can I? Can I? BUELLER?
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MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Date: 2011-09-24 05:24 pm (UTC)The yearbook committee is meeting after school tomorrow in room 1701.
Today's lunch special is New York deli.
Prom tickets go on sale next week. The theme is Save the Last Dance.
Students are reminded that they are not allowed to park their scooters and/or mopeds in the cafeteria, and that the only acceptable modes of transportation to or from school are the district-provided school bus, an automobile, or their own two feet. Exclusions will not be made for you even if you are the lead in the school play as all students are expected to follow the rules. Attending Enterprise High is a privilege and if you want to act up, you can do it in a regular high school.
In unrelated news, the spring production of Romeo and Juliet, featuring senior Jim Kirk as Romeo and junior Angela Martine as Juliet closes today. Tickets are still available. This will be your last chance to see some of your seniors perform before the Spring Showcase next month.
Any information on our missing mascot Porthos, can be given to Principal Archer's secretary, as Principal Archer is still out due to...personal matters. Anything you tell us will remain confidential and you will be rewarded.
This is Mr. Pike, signing off. Remember, make it a great day or not--the choice is yours.
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Date: 2011-09-24 05:36 pm (UTC)7:58AM Thu, April 5
From: Gaila
To: Jim
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Date: 2011-09-24 05:38 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
As my understudy, you might want to make sure you know your lines.
Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.
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Date: 2011-09-24 06:20 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
Unlike some people I always know my lines.
Not to look a gift horse in the mouth or anything but you should probably try not to get expelled before we graduate you know.
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Date: 2011-09-24 06:39 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
Are you still good to practice our duet after school?
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Date: 2011-09-24 06:46 pm (UTC)(no subject)
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-09-24 06:57 pm (UTC) - Expandno subject
Date: 2011-09-24 07:20 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
Yes! I have reserved the practice room for us.
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Date: 2011-09-24 07:30 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
Sure you do.
I won't be expelled probably.
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Date: 2011-09-24 07:33 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
Awesome! Were you able to get room 3? 2's audio has been sucking lately.
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Date: 2011-09-24 07:34 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
Yeah. I do.
Well, if you do get expelled I'll throw you an awesome goodbye party.
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Date: 2011-09-24 07:35 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Sir, can I get access to those sculptures that are going to be removed? I have an idea for a short film...
Also, on a completely separate note, what's the school's policy on medium to large scale controlled fires?
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Date: 2011-09-24 07:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-09-26 05:35 pm (UTC) - Expandno subject
Date: 2011-09-24 07:37 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
Be ruled by me, forget to think of her.
I love you Hikaru you have no sense of humor.
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Date: 2011-09-24 07:42 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
O, teach me how I should forget to think! Except you have the not thinking bit covered enough for everyone.
Not during finals and shit I don't.
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Date: 2011-09-24 07:44 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
3 was already taken. Tony Giotto must have camped overnight to get to Mr LeChat before I did.
We can try tripping him on the stairs?
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Date: 2011-09-24 07:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-24 07:47 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
I think, just not not about "important" things.
My poverty, but not my will, consents.
You need to lighten up. We need our fight captain.
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Date: 2011-09-24 07:49 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
Damnit. Well, I've got my portable speakers in my locker at least.
If only. I am not above hiding practice clothes though.
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Date: 2011-09-24 07:51 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
Ruskie, do you know the highland fling and would you be up to doing the proud dance in front of the burning of that statue Jim made that he claimed was supposed to represent the lost youth of the generation of technology but what is obviously just a giant replica of his pecker?
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Date: 2011-09-26 05:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-24 07:53 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
Suuuure.
I pay thy poverty, and not thy will.
You are too light; I am just fine. I'd threaten to stab you next fight rehearsal but, you know, you'd actually have to show up first.
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Date: 2011-09-24 07:53 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
At least we have a practice room. I overheard Evans saying he would have to beg the janitor to let him into the cafeteria after school.
I think this is a good plan!
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Date: 2011-09-24 07:55 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
It's his own fault. You have to sign up early this time of year! Everyone with half a brain knows that.
Woohoo!
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Date: 2011-09-24 07:57 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Hey, Whirter wanna play me later?
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Date: 2011-09-24 07:59 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
I think about sex like a lot.
Arise; one knocks; good Romeo, hide thyself.
I show up, there's just that dumb rule about having to go to school to be at rehearsal.
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Date: 2011-09-24 08:03 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
Welcome to being 18 dude.
Not I; unless the breath of heartsick groans, mist-like, infold me from the search of eyes
I'd advise you to attend, but it makes you less scholarship competition sooooo no. Keep doing what you're doing. As I said: epic party when you get expelled.
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Date: 2011-09-24 08:04 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
I think he was a bit too busy fantasizing about Fosse again.
The locker room should be mostly empty during lunch. Meet me by the dance room. Bring your nail file.
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Date: 2011-09-24 08:07 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
Yeah, tell me bout it when your balls drop.
Alright maybe you do know your lines. Maybe.
Whatever, I'll be rocking it in New York wile you're still in school.
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Date: 2011-09-24 08:08 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
That is the danger of taking history of dance.
Will totally do. With extra supplies in case.