Side Game: Dystopia

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

HI SAV WHAT KIND OF VACUUM DO YOU HAVE?

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

Ummm IDK, it is my mom's and I avoid it as much as possible, it makes loud noises.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

WHUT. I love vacuuming!

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

I do not. I like dishes and organizing rooms and dusting is fine, but my dislike for the vacuum cleaner is only exceeded by my hatred of lawnmowers (unless they are the kind you can ride, because awesome).

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I have never ridden on a lawn mower. I like dishes and vacuuming and all sorts of cleaning. Ooooh! I like cleaning dirty windows! I always feel like a magician because I make the fingerprints and paw prints disappear. /two year-old

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

Me neither, but it looks really fun.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

It does! That makes me think of the Sesame Street episode (movie?) where Big Bird moves in with, like, Dodo's or something and they don't realize you're supposed to sit on the riding lawn mower.

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

...um, okay? I did not watch tv as a child.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Ah, good for you. I bet your imagination is much better than mine because the television turned mine into mush.

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

*shrug*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT MOVIE.

Also Monica has a riding mower and her dog HAAAATES it and tries to kill it.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

OH GOOD I THOUGHT I MIGHT BE MAKING IT UP. EVERYONE I TALK TO THINKS I MADE UP GUINEVERE AND THE JEWEL RIDERS AND BANANAS IN PAJAMAS.

Haha.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

UMMMMM I REMEMBER BOTH OF THOSE.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

OH THANK GOD. AND WHAT ABOUT UM UM. SHARON LOIS AND BRAHMS? OR WHATEVER THE HELL HIS NAME WAS. DO YOU KNOW THAT?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

WHO DOESN'T REMEMBER BANANAS IN PAJAMAS? THEY'RE CHASING TEDDY BEARS. I THOUGHT FOR A LONG TIME THAT I MADE UP LADY LOVELY LOCKS.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

I PRETTY MUCH WANTED TO BE LADY LOVELY LOCKS AS A TINY THING.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I NEVER KNEW LADY LOVELY LOCKS BUT MY FRIEND CANDY IS OBSESSED WITH HER.

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

See, I've even heard the bananas in pyjamas song.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

You guys are weird. I hate house-work type things, full-stop.

When we get the house on Bajor, you guys are doing all the cleaning and I'll sit around on my lazy arse do the grocery shopping or something.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

YOU AND MY CATS BOTH

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

YOUR CATS ARE VERY SENSIBLE IN THAT REGARD THEN.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

SAV ARE YOU SECRETLY A CAT?

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

I DON'T THINK SO, BUT I HAVE RPED ONE. IT IS FUNTIMES BECAUSE YOU GET TO BE SNOTTY TO EVERYONE BUT YOU GET AWAY WITH IT BECAUSE YOU ARE A CAT.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

^_^