Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

Me neither, but it looks really fun.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

It does! That makes me think of the Sesame Street episode (movie?) where Big Bird moves in with, like, Dodo's or something and they don't realize you're supposed to sit on the riding lawn mower.

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

...um, okay? I did not watch tv as a child.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Ah, good for you. I bet your imagination is much better than mine because the television turned mine into mush.

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

*shrug*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT MOVIE.

Also Monica has a riding mower and her dog HAAAATES it and tries to kill it.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

OH GOOD I THOUGHT I MIGHT BE MAKING IT UP. EVERYONE I TALK TO THINKS I MADE UP GUINEVERE AND THE JEWEL RIDERS AND BANANAS IN PAJAMAS.

Haha.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

UMMMMM I REMEMBER BOTH OF THOSE.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

OH THANK GOD. AND WHAT ABOUT UM UM. SHARON LOIS AND BRAHMS? OR WHATEVER THE HELL HIS NAME WAS. DO YOU KNOW THAT?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

SKINAMARINKYDINKYDIN, SKINAMARINKYDOO. I. LOVE. YOU.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU IN THE MORNING AND IN THE AFTERNOON. I LOVE YOU IN THE EVENING AND UNDERNEATH THE MOON!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

FUCK YEAH SHARON LOIS AND BRAM.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

I DON'T BUT I GOOGLED AND I SWEAR I HAVE SEEN THAT ELEPHANT BEFORE.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

IT IS THE BEST ELEPHANT. MY MOM TAPED IT FOR ME AND I WOULD WATCH THE SAME EPISODE SEVERAL TIMES A DAY UNTIL SHE RECORDED ANOTHER ONE. IT DROVE HER CRAZY.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

WHO DOESN'T REMEMBER BANANAS IN PAJAMAS? THEY'RE CHASING TEDDY BEARS. I THOUGHT FOR A LONG TIME THAT I MADE UP LADY LOVELY LOCKS.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

I PRETTY MUCH WANTED TO BE LADY LOVELY LOCKS AS A TINY THING.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

SHE WAS THE BEST. BUT ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN TO PEOPLE CAUSE YOU GET TO THE PART WHERE HER HAIR OPENED MAGIC DOORS AND THEY START GIVING YOU LOOKS.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

YES THE WHOLE MAGICAL HAIR THING IS HARD TO EXPLAIN PROPERLY. BUT OH MAN. I WAS SO IN LOVE WITH THE PRETTY. I HAD THE LITTLE PIXYTAILS YOU COULD CLIP INTO YOUR HAIR.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I NEVER KNEW LADY LOVELY LOCKS BUT MY FRIEND CANDY IS OBSESSED WITH HER.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

YOUR FRIEND IS AWESOME.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

SHE ALSO HAS A SEWING NEEDLE STUCK IN HER FOOT AND SHE WEARS FAIRY KEI AND IS SUPER NICE AND MAKES SWEETS JEWELRY.

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

See, I've even heard the bananas in pyjamas song.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I'M GOING TO BLAME LIVING IN TEXAS ON NO ONE BELIEVING ME THEN.

AH. THIS REMINDS ME OF MY MOST ANGERING CHILDHOOD MEMORY. GET READY FOR IT. IT IS RIDICULOUS:

OKAY. IN FIRST GRADE, WE WERE SITTING IN THE HALL FOR SOME REASON AND WE WERE TALKING, ME AND MY WEE LITTLE FRIENDLINGS. SOMEHOW WE GOT ONTO THE SUBJECT OF PIZZA. AND ITS SPELLING. AND EVERYONE BUT ME SAID IT WAS SPELLED "PITZA" AND I INSISTED IT WAS "PIZZA" BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT WAS ON THE CICI'S PIZZA SIGN. AND THEN THEY SAID THAT EVEN IF I WAS RIGHT, I WAS STILL WRONG.

AND THAT IS THE VERY FIRST TIME EMMY WAS EVER TEASED. THE END.

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

Aww.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Looking back, I was teased a lot but thankfully I never realized it until after I'd graduated high school and was away from those people.