startrek_diary | New Game: SFA/HSAU: Finals!

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New Game: SFA/HSAU: Finals!

It's time for something... light. Something... refreshing.

For the past year, Roger Korby and Andrea Sherrison have been building an android, Norm. And Norm has been, true to his name... normal.

But things are starting to go wrong. Andrea has been moved into the empty bed in Caz and Jan's room (oh, did I not mention that? WELL. It's there. Not a convenient plot device at all) and when Roger's rommmate dropped out, he and McCoy decided to move in together.

Now they're both starting to act weird. Of course, no one is normal, it's SFA and it's finals. But there's something seriously wrong, and our heroes are going to have to find out what.

Did I mention that the top four students in each class get to go on a special training exercise? Well, they do. And competition is hot.

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Sender: Gaila
Recipient: Archer, Jonathan

What clown?

[sound identified: crash; speculation: door]

UNKNOWN: Ah, Porthos the Beagle! So you've come to stop my plot, have you? Well, have a look at THIS, my friend!

[sound identified: crash; speculation: cage]
[sound identified: bark; speculation: beagle]

UNKNOWN: So what do you think of my machine? It turns tofu sentient. With my sentient tofu, I can replace all the meat in all those greasy fast food resturaunts, and then use my mind control devices to control the people who eat it. And the mind control can be transferred like a virus! I'd have never even planned that, it just happened!

[silence: 5 seconds]

UNKNOWN: Oh, that? That's Norman. I've implanted the mind control device in him. I'm using him to control everyone else that I've infected.

[silence: 12 seconds]

UNKNOWN: What? The aliens? I have no idea, they just turned up. Not my doing. I'm just trying to control the greater Bay area. I don't care about the rest of the universe.

Is it sad that I read this and my only thought was "Gee, that's a pretty colour~"

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Sender: Archer, Jonathan
Recipient: Gaila

You don't know Slushy. You can;t talk to me.

Sender: Gaila
Recipient: Archer, Jonathan

How do you know I don't know Slushy? Maybe Slushy sent me to test you.

Sender: Colt, Mia
Recipient: Galloway, David

I'll pet you tonight then, and say how brave you were.

Nobody's perfect, dear. They're just super schmoopy.

Sender: Archer, Jonathan
Recipient: Gaila

Turkey on rye or plain bologna meat

Dare I ask if there's a correct answer to this?

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Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Colt, Mia

Can it be the dirty kind of petting?

They are perfect. And if you have doubts, just promise to tell me? Please?

Sender: Colt, Mia
Recipient: Galloway, David

Is there any other kind?

They're aren't, and I won't, but I promise if I do I will.

Sender: Gaila
Recipient: Archer, Jonathan

Our sandwich guy will make you want to eat!

Sender: Gaila
Recipient: Scott, Montgomery; Pike, Christopher; Giotto, Tony

Admiral Archer is talking in sandwich jingles!

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Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Colt, Mia

I don't know, you could chastely pat my head or something? But I have it on good authority that I am a delicious hunk of man.

Love you, Empress.

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misaddress?

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Sender: Colt, Mia
Recipient: Galloway, David

Where's the fun in that?

Love you too, Cowboy.

Sender: Archer, Jonathan
Recipient: Gaila

Do you have the pickles, then?

Sender: Gaila
Recipient: Scott, Montgomery

I'm going to borrow your sandwich. I promise to make you another one!

Sender: Gaila
Recipient: Archer, Jonathan

Yep! Right here.

Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Colt, Mia

I don't know, it's the kind of thing Roger and Ryan would do.

I'm going to head over to the hospital now, Frank keeps yelling at me for looking like I'm in pain.

Sender: Colt, Mia
Recipient: Galloway, David

Yes, but they're boring.

Be nice to Frank he's just trying to look after you.

Okay, I have to head off to work now. I'll not be on tonight because I still have three and a half pages to write.

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Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Colt, Mia

I told Roger about you jumping me in the bathroom at Pike's wedding, trying to teach me to ride. He was scandalized.

I know. That's why I'm going.

Sender: Archer, Jonathan
Recipient: Gaila

You have to take them to him.

Sender: Gaila
Recipient: Archer, Jonathan

He didn't tell me where he was. He said you'd take me to him. Where are you?

Sender: Archer, Jonathan
Recipient: Gaila

I don't know. I don't know where he is he is HIDING from me.

Sender: Gaila
Recipient: Archer, Jonathan

Why is he hiding from you?

Sender: Archer, Jonathan
Recipient: Gaila

I don't have anything for him.

Sender: Gaila
Recipient: Archer, Jonathan

Well I'll share with you! I have more than enough.

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