New Game: SFA/HSAU: Finals!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

It's time for something... light. Something... refreshing.

For the past year, Roger Korby and Andrea Sherrison have been building an android, Norm. And Norm has been, true to his name... normal.

But things are starting to go wrong. Andrea has been moved into the empty bed in Caz and Jan's room (oh, did I not mention that? WELL. It's there. Not a convenient plot device at all) and when Roger's rommmate dropped out, he and McCoy decided to move in together.

Now they're both starting to act weird. Of course, no one is normal, it's SFA and it's finals. But there's something seriously wrong, and our heroes are going to have to find out what.

Did I mention that the top four students in each class get to go on a special training exercise? Well, they do. And competition is hot.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Galloway, David

Well, they did hit Riley, but beyond that there's just circumstantial weirdness unfortunately. They have bags of meat and pickles for dear god knows why. So not particularly.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

...and by Riley I meant Ricky. Clearly. *facepalm*

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Assault and it sounds like there might be some awesome circumstantial evidence linking them to the Carnivore Klepto Case. (Blame Lemli for that name, please.) I'll come pick them up.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Osborne, Matthew
Recipient: Galloway, David

Dave, there are some academy students here holding giant bags of what smells like meat and...pickles. I think we may have found our suspects for that weird meat stealing case. What do you want me to do?

And I think those bastards are the reason i couldn't have a burger for lunch. They're just lucky I don't like pickles.

[(Anonymous)]

Hello!

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Galloway, David

Wonderful, location attached, we'll be waiting. That is a supremely terrible name.

att: pingback.exe

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Osborne, Matthew
CC: Pike, Christopher

Matt, if you want good advice next time, tell me where "here" is.

For now, help Captain Pike (See him, tall fellow, instructor grays, immaculate hair?) detain them. I'm on my way.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Osborne, Matthew
Recipient: Galloway, David

Meh, you're supposed to use your supernatural supreme GP powers or something for that.

I know who he is, he taught me at EA, and I've now got him again at the Academy. Will do.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Osborne, Matthew

You're luck you're a good copy boy.

Don't be a hero, you're bad at it.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Osborne, Matthew
Recipient: Galloway, David

You love me and you know it.

I wasn't going to try anything, but they're turning a bit edgy now so I'm going to go concentrate on that.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Mitchell, Gary
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

You're in the same combat class as me, right? Do you have any idea what Dorn was on about with the Bat'leth demo? All I've got in my notes is something illegible-something illegible-honor-discipline-Kehless-something illegible.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Osborne, Matthew

You're also boning my best friend. That helps.

Okay. Let e know if I need to turn on the flash and the WOO WOOO and hurry.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Mitchell, Gary

All I have is "Dorn should wear a shirt, he looks like a black bear in a human-skin sweater."

So, no.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Osborne, Matthew
Recipient: Galloway, David

Ok, bring back-up with you, they've started lashing out with their sacks of meat (which are HEAVY) yelling about needing to get to slushy-something. It's either drugs or psychotic break-down caused by finals.

Oh shit get here noe sovj\.l

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

HERE NOW OMG IT WAS SO SLOW AT WORK.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Galloway, David

Osborne got hit pretty well but he's coming around quick. We've subdued them and I've let Spock nerve pinch Korby and Sherrison. Christine is upset but cooperating.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Okay, I'm on my way with RL2 in tow. Matt said something about "Slushy"?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Brent, Franklin

Your boy just got beaned with a bag of meat.

Take that how you will.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

BRB DYING. SAM ILU.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Mitchell, Gary
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

I don't think he looks that bad. You're just biased because you're banging the other combat teacher. But he talks so fast that I can't decipher my own notes.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

SORRY I GOT DISTRACTED AND ALSO LJ IS NOT GIVING ME MY ALERTS.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Brent, Franklin
Recipient: Galloway, David

Literally or metaphorically?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Mitchell, Gary

He's all hairy. Like, I'd go to lick his chest and need to floss afterwards.

Why don't you audiorecord the classes? Here.

ATT: Combat1122-Batleth.PADD

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Brent, Franklin

Literally. SFGP9, representing the WTFery that no one else can handle.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Mitchell, Gary
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

I wouldn't want to lick him. But he's not that bad. You're exaggerating. Commander G's kinda hairy too, you know.

The audiorecord is broken on my PADD. Besides, physically taking notes makes it easier to remember. (Thanks)

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Mitchell, Gary

Well no. But we can't all be smooth as a Vinny's chest.

I do both, and I take notes off the recording into a paper notebook when I get home. Please don't make me explain my notes system to you, it is very complex.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Galloway, David

Great. Yeah they kept saying 'Mr. Slushy', that needed to see him or bring things to him etc. Something is seriously wrong here.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Mitchell, Gary
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

You can if you-

Never mind, I'm not finishing that sentence.

Hey, whatever warps your starship. I was just saying why I don't record it. My audiorecord function has been on the fritz for years; I can't make it record on my own, and it records on it's own at the weirdest intervals.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Mr. Slushy, like the cartoon clown? Like "Pickles so green and meat so brown, lunchtime's fun with Slushy the clown"?

Okay, this is fucking strange.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Galloway, David

That. That's one of the things they've been saying. Didn't know it was a cartoon, this is getting very weird.