We should take care in our interactions while we are here so that we do not significantly alter the time line. It is imperative that we find anyone else who may have been thrown back with us.
I like to think that Kyle was Osborne's assigned student (based on their mutual Britishness) and that they spent the entire two years insulting each other's nationalities. :)
Right, the satellites indicate we're twenty years in the past. You're all EA, right? Used to this shit by now?
We need to get somewhere inconspicuous, the unconscious ensign and I are wearing uniforms severely out of date. Don't broadcast Wide Areas indicating that we're from the future, that's just asking for trouble.
Also, go to hell you monocle wearing crumpet fucker.
According to the checks I've been making it's more like an approximate eighteen. The rest of us are in civilian garb and can blend in more easily. Why don't you wake you unconscious friend and try to find inconspicuous clothing and then we can all meet up?
And what do you propose to tell him? "Hello, you don't know me yet, but eighteen years from now I'm going to be your girlfriend."
He'd be just starting at the academy. He's probably got someone else right now and is convinced they're going to spend the rest of their life together. He'll never believe you.
As for Pike, I believe he is currently off-planet, if I remember my history correctly. Archer is probably at the school. He would be our best bet. I seem to recall him discussing Quantum String Theory with Mr. G's daughter once, so perhaps he'll be able to help.
*If you're trying to contact this timeline's Frankie, try a directed low-area transmission.
Also, Sam! Can we maybe have that Frank and Dave maybe transferred to some school in San Francisco while they were in HS? Otherwise they're on the east coast and away from the action (and Matt)
Eighteen. OK. Right, I'm three years old. And in the Valleys.
Hold it, guys. I'm the ranking officer here, we should stay in place until we're sure the wormhole isn't permanent. The cadet is murmuring something in French, but he's got a pretty nasty contusion. Any of you medical? I don't want to have to bring him to a hospital just to have our cards rejected for being out of date. Mine will work.
How many of you were born in San Francisco? I don't want any of you accidentally killing your fathers. John, you're safe because you're an English prick. Congratulations, finally your ethnicity is worth something.
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Date: 2010-01-04 02:58 am (UTC)Recipient: [Wide Area Transmission]
Anyone out there?
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Date: 2010-01-04 03:01 am (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
I am here. I shall send you a pingback.
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Date: 2010-01-04 03:07 am (UTC)Recipient: Spock, [Data Error]
Where the fuck are we?
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Date: 2010-01-04 03:09 am (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
I am uncertain.
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Date: 2010-01-04 05:44 am (UTC)Because I'm game for now if you are.
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Date: 2010-01-04 05:45 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-01-04 02:47 pm (UTC)Recipient: Spock, [Data Error]
Just grabbed a newspaper. It's San Francisco.
Twenty years ago. Fuck.
Seen anyone else yet?
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Date: 2010-01-04 04:59 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
Not yet.
We should take care in our interactions while we are here so that we do not significantly alter the time line. It is imperative that we find anyone else who may have been thrown back with us.
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Date: 2010-01-04 05:43 pm (UTC)Recipient: [Wide Area Transmission]
If anyone's around on this frequency, yell "David Galloway is a fucking cow fucker who likes to fuck cows" very loud.
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Date: 2010-01-04 05:44 pm (UTC)ALSO, TEAM CHULU. WHO HAVEN'T I RECRUITED YET >:D
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Date: 2010-01-04 05:44 pm (UTC)Recipient: Osborne, Matthew
I shall do no such thing. However, I will send you a pingback.
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Date: 2010-01-04 05:45 pm (UTC)Recipient: Osborne, Matthew
Hellow Matthew. Been a while, hasn't it?
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Date: 2010-01-04 05:48 pm (UTC)Recipient: Osborne, Matthew
I don't know about cows, but DAVE GALLOWAY WISHES HE COULD FUCK MY BOYFRIEND
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Date: 2010-01-04 05:48 pm (UTC)Recipient: [Wide Area Transmission]
Spock, you're the Ambassador's kid, right? Okay, and... fuck, John Kyle? You English motherfucker. How are you?
Anyone else, or are we a happy band of four? (I've just found an unconcious cadet in a bush.)
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Date: 2010-01-04 05:50 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline; Osborne, Matthew; Kyle, John
Caroline McKenna is here as well.
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Date: 2010-01-04 05:50 pm (UTC)Recipient: [Wide Area Transmission]
I'm well. And you? Seen any hot sheep lately?
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Date: 2010-01-04 05:53 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline; Kyle, John; Spock, [Data Error]
Oh, and McKenna. Fuck damn.
Right, the satellites indicate we're twenty years in the past. You're all EA, right? Used to this shit by now?
We need to get somewhere inconspicuous, the unconscious ensign and I are wearing uniforms severely out of date. Don't broadcast Wide Areas indicating that we're from the future, that's just asking for trouble.
Also, go to hell you monocle wearing crumpet fucker.
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Date: 2010-01-04 05:55 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline; Osborne, Matthew; Spock, [Data Error]
According to the checks I've been making it's more like an approximate eighteen. The rest of us are in civilian garb and can blend in more easily. Why don't you wake you unconscious friend and try to find inconspicuous clothing and then we can all meet up?
I thought Wales didn't allow outsiders anymore.
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Date: 2010-01-04 05:59 pm (UTC)Recipient: Osborne, Matthew, Kyle, John; Spock, [Data Error]
Got a newspaper. We're at the right date, but 18 years early and several lightyears off course.
We're going to have to talk to people to get home. I bet we can find Pike or Archer or Tony.
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Date: 2010-01-04 06:00 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline; Osborne, Matthew; Kyle, John
We should also consider seeking assistance from the Vulcan embassy.
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Date: 2010-01-04 06:00 pm (UTC)Recipient: Brent, Franklin
Frankie?
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Date: 2010-01-04 06:02 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline; Osborne, Matthew; Spock, [Data Error]
And what do you propose to tell him? "Hello, you don't know me yet, but eighteen years from now I'm going to be your girlfriend."
He'd be just starting at the academy. He's probably got someone else right now and is convinced they're going to spend the rest of their life together. He'll never believe you.
As for Pike, I believe he is currently off-planet, if I remember my history correctly. Archer is probably at the school. He would be our best bet. I seem to recall him discussing Quantum String Theory with Mr. G's daughter once, so perhaps he'll be able to help.
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Date: 2010-01-04 06:05 pm (UTC)Reason: We're sorry, but this user is not on any network available in your system. Please check the address, and try again.
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Frankie?
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Date: 2010-01-04 06:06 pm (UTC)Also, Sam! Can we maybe have that Frank and Dave maybe transferred to some school in San Francisco while they were in HS? Otherwise they're on the east coast and away from the action (and Matt)
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Date: 2010-01-04 06:07 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline; Kyle, John; Spock, [Data Error]
Eighteen. OK. Right, I'm three years old. And in the Valleys.
Hold it, guys. I'm the ranking officer here, we should stay in place until we're sure the wormhole isn't permanent. The cadet is murmuring something in French, but he's got a pretty nasty contusion. Any of you medical? I don't want to have to bring him to a hospital just to have our cards rejected for being out of date. Mine will work.
How many of you were born in San Francisco? I don't want any of you accidentally killing your fathers. John, you're safe because you're an English prick. Congratulations, finally your ethnicity is worth something.
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Date: 2010-01-04 06:09 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline; Osborne, Matthew; Kyle, John
I was born on Vulcan; however, I believe that my father had a position at the Embassy at this time.
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Date: 2010-01-04 06:11 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline; Osborne, Matthew; Spock, [Data Error]
So the you in this timeline will be slightly more mature than yourself?
If he's murmuring in French then it's probably DeSalle. That's good, you useless nationalities should probably stick together.
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Date: 2010-01-04 06:13 pm (UTC)Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Osborne, Matthew, Kyle, John; Spock, [Data Error]
I'm not born yet - not until October. But that means.
My mom is alive. And they're living in the house in Outer Richmond.
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