NEW GAME: Finals
Dec. 10th, 2009 11:23 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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startrek_diarySo, in honor of the torture so many of you guys are going through, I have decided that it should be finals time at Starfleet Academy.
Who's cheating? Who's making up insane tests (Tony Giotto) and who is just praying to get by?
Oh, but it's never that simple, is it?
The comm system has just begun to act.. weird. Sometimes it bounces messages for no reason. Sometimes it sends to the wrong person. Sometimes it sends to EVERYONE on someone's list. Resending old messages to new recipients.
And its favorite trick? Sending old deleted messages. Not everyone has caught on yet, and this is NOT the kind of distraction they need right now.
So, what happens when all hell breaks out... and they still have to pass astrogation?
Who's cheating? Who's making up insane tests (Tony Giotto) and who is just praying to get by?
Oh, but it's never that simple, is it?
The comm system has just begun to act.. weird. Sometimes it bounces messages for no reason. Sometimes it sends to the wrong person. Sometimes it sends to EVERYONE on someone's list. Resending old messages to new recipients.
And its favorite trick? Sending old deleted messages. Not everyone has caught on yet, and this is NOT the kind of distraction they need right now.
So, what happens when all hell breaks out... and they still have to pass astrogation?
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Date: 2009-12-10 04:24 pm (UTC)Recipient: hikaru.w.sulu
I want to put my tongue everywhere on your body.
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Date: 2009-12-10 04:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-10 04:26 pm (UTC)Erms. Academy AU.
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Date: 2009-12-10 04:28 pm (UTC)Recipient: james.t.kirk
... What? Who the hell is this? Is this the guy who sits behind me in astrogation? Or one of Riley's tricks?
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Date: 2009-12-10 04:28 pm (UTC)Recipient: leonard.h.mccoy
You left your bra under my bed.
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Date: 2009-12-10 04:29 pm (UTC)Recipient: hikaru.w.sulu
I'm James T Kirk, man, who the fuck are you?
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Date: 2009-12-10 04:33 pm (UTC)Recipient: james.t.kirk
I'm trying to study. I don't need pornographic messages when I'm staring at Admiral Archer's face, thank you James T Kirk, man.
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Date: 2009-12-10 04:38 pm (UTC)Recipient: hikaru.w.sulu
Everyone needs porn. Especially while studying.
But why are you telling me this? Do you have porn? Are you offering to share?
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Date: 2009-12-10 04:39 pm (UTC)Recipient: james.t.kirk
Are you high? Because, you know. Don't bogart, dude.
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Date: 2009-12-10 04:41 pm (UTC)Recipient: hikaru.w.sulu
No, are you?
Wait, you have porn and drugs and Harry Potter? Dude, I want to study what you're studying.
Did we ever decide who you were, by the way?
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Date: 2009-12-10 04:45 pm (UTC)Recipient: charles.l.mckenna
What the hell? Somehow I think you got the wrong person McKenna.
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Date: 2009-12-10 04:46 pm (UTC)Recipient: james.t.kirk
Can't you read, dumbass?
Just call me Sulu. You'll probably fuck up my first name.
This conversation is so fucked up, by the way. Good distraction, though.
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Date: 2009-12-10 04:49 pm (UTC)Recipient: leonard.h.mccoy
What are you talking about, McCoy?
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Date: 2009-12-10 04:50 pm (UTC)Recipient: hikaru.w.sulu
No, I'm functionally illiterate but can comm with you. I mean, are you hot? Have we done it? Why are you messaging me about porn and drugs?
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Date: 2009-12-10 04:53 pm (UTC)Recipient: charles.l.mckenna
>Sender: charles.l.mckenna
>Recipient: leonard.h.mccoy
>You left your bra under my bed.
I know you can't keep who you sleep with straight but this is just downright pathetic. Check your recipient before you send dumbass.
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Date: 2009-12-10 04:54 pm (UTC)Recipient: leonard.h.mccoy
What the fuck? My sent messages say that went to Chapel.
...wanna see Chapel's bra?
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Date: 2009-12-10 04:55 pm (UTC)Recipient: james.t.kirk
You're the one that sent the dirty comm, fucktard.
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Date: 2009-12-10 05:03 pm (UTC)Sender: leonard.h.mccoy
Recipient: charles.l.mckenna
Fuck you. I've been after her half the semester you bastard.
MESSAGE ERASED UNSENT
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Date: 2009-12-10 05:04 pm (UTC)Recipient: charles.l.mckenna
Well it ended up in my inbox somehow.
No. Have some standards and just give it back like a decent human being.
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Date: 2009-12-10 05:07 pm (UTC)Recipient: charles.l.mckenna
Fuck you. I've been after her half the semester you bastard.
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Date: 2009-12-10 05:15 pm (UTC)recipient: academy.all
Doctor, I wonder, could you tell me if the tests have come back yet? I am concerned and it is finals and I was hoping to get an answer soon and stop worrying.
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Date: 2009-12-10 05:16 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-12-10 05:16 pm (UTC)Recipient: hikaru.w.sulu
I've never commed you in my life. But that's a good one, I'll have to use it.
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Date: 2009-12-10 05:17 pm (UTC)Recipient: leonard.h.mccoy
Half the semester? She's not that great in bed, dude. I mean, yeah, she's a little freaky, but I've had better.
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Date: 2009-12-10 05:18 pm (UTC)Recipient: james.t.kirk
>Sender: james.t.kirk
>Recipient: hikaru.w.sulu
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>I want to put my tongue everywhere on your body.
Whatever you're smoking, you're smoking too much of it. Or, not enough. Either way, share.
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Date: 2009-12-10 05:18 pm (UTC)Recipient: jabilo.m'benga.md
Doctor, I just got this message back on the All Academy mailing list! I know I would not be so careless.
>Sender: pavel.a.chekov
>Recipient: academy.all
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>Doctor, I wonder, could you tell me if the tests have come back yet? I am concerned and it is finals and I was hoping to get an answer soon and stop worrying.
Um. I will come visit you in your office, PLEASE do not respond by comm.
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Date: 2009-12-10 05:19 pm (UTC)Recipient: pavel.a.chekov
Any particular reason I just got
>sender: pavel.a.chekov
>recipient: academy.all
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>Doctor, I wonder, could you tell me if the tests have come back yet? I am concerned and it
>is finals and I was hoping to get an answer soon and stop worrying.
In my inbox, Pavel?