[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ posting in [community profile] startrek_diary
So, in honor of the torture so many of you guys are going through, I have decided that it should be finals time at Starfleet Academy.

Who's cheating? Who's making up insane tests (Tony Giotto) and who is just praying to get by?

Oh, but it's never that simple, is it?

The comm system has just begun to act.. weird. Sometimes it bounces messages for no reason. Sometimes it sends to the wrong person. Sometimes it sends to EVERYONE on someone's list. Resending old messages to new recipients.

And its favorite trick? Sending old deleted messages. Not everyone has caught on yet, and this is NOT the kind of distraction they need right now.

So, what happens when all hell breaks out... and they still have to pass astrogation?

Date: 2009-12-10 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: james.t.kirk
Recipient: hikaru.w.sulu

I want to put my tongue everywhere on your body.

Date: 2009-12-10 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinkme.livejournal.com
Completely up for this game but... wait, is this a HSAU?

Date: 2009-12-10 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinkme.livejournal.com
OH. What's wrong with me. *Slams head on desk* Rightyoh.

Date: 2009-12-10 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: hikaru.w.sulu
Recipient: james.t.kirk

... What? Who the hell is this? Is this the guy who sits behind me in astrogation? Or one of Riley's tricks?

Date: 2009-12-10 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: charles.l.mckenna
Recipient: leonard.h.mccoy

You left your bra under my bed.

Date: 2009-12-10 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: james.t.kirk
Recipient: hikaru.w.sulu

I'm James T Kirk, man, who the fuck are you?

Date: 2009-12-10 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: hikaru.w.sulu
Recipient: james.t.kirk

I'm trying to study. I don't need pornographic messages when I'm staring at Admiral Archer's face, thank you James T Kirk, man.

Date: 2009-12-10 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinkme.livejournal.com
OH.

Also, OMG CHARLES MCKENNA. I CANNOT IMAGINE HIM WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE. WHY, WHY.

Date: 2009-12-10 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: james.t.kirk
Recipient: hikaru.w.sulu

Everyone needs porn. Especially while studying.

But why are you telling me this? Do you have porn? Are you offering to share?

Date: 2009-12-10 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinkme.livejournal.com
Well, if you listened in the movie theatre, we wouldn't be having this problem, would we?

Mmm Breckin Meyer. Ahhhhhh.

Date: 2009-12-10 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: hikaru.w.sulu
Recipient: james.t.kirk

Are you high? Because, you know. Don't bogart, dude.

Date: 2009-12-10 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: james.t.kirk
Recipient: hikaru.w.sulu

No, are you?

Wait, you have porn and drugs and Harry Potter? Dude, I want to study what you're studying.

Did we ever decide who you were, by the way?

Date: 2009-12-10 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinkme.livejournal.com
I'd be cool wiv' dat. He looks insane enough.

Oh, by the way, as I was "studying" I was listening to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnO3VRwC5ys) and if you give alternate lines to Carrie and Kiki (in that order) it's pretty much their song, ngl.

Date: 2009-12-10 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com
Oh, I like him.

have you all seen this yet? http://community.livejournal.com/st_xi_kink_meme/3516.html?thread=3584188#t3584188

anytime someone uses/asks for girl!McKenna I get a great sense of glee. And the confused anon who knows McKenna should be male makes it even better

Date: 2009-12-10 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinkme.livejournal.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnuTG5ygaow

Date: 2009-12-10 04:44 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-12-10 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: leonard.h.mccoy
Recipient: charles.l.mckenna

What the hell? Somehow I think you got the wrong person McKenna.

Date: 2009-12-10 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com
IT PRETTY MUCH MADE MY MORNING.

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