new game: ENTERPRISE PRON

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ALRIGHT KIDS

We made it over 5000 comments on the last HSAU, and my mind if fucking blown.

So I bring you a side game: PRONS


On an Enterprise where they are actualy mature, military beings, no one is fucking anyone else. But they have to get their jollies somewhere, right? So. Our guys ALL write fanfic.

About each other.


Life goes on normally until one day when some kind of freak electrical mishap fries the file system.

So now everyone can read all the porn on the system. No one knows who wrote what.

Here is your mission: Show me the terrible, awesome and kinda hilarious porn they write. And then... show me reactions.

PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

P. A. Chekov
Creative Writing Exercise 4.3

...cont.

Lieutenant Sulu stood suddenly and closed the distance between them abruptly "May I," he asked, his hesitation strange in one who was usually so purposeful and commanding, "May I kiss you, Ensign Chekov?"

Ensign Chekov raised an eyebrow in surprise, an expression much like the one which Commander Spock and Dr McCoy were both good at doing and it always looked very cool. "This is very sudden," said Ensign Chekov.

"It is not," explained Lieutenant Sulu. "I have felt this way for a very long time. All those times I refused to teach you fencing or told you to get out of the arboretum and stop touching my plants, it was because I am very much in love with you and find you very sexy and I did not know how to tell you." Lieutenant Sulu's strong broad hand clasped Ensign Chekov's shoulder in a warm and sensuous grip, so that the younger man probably could not get away although also he did not try very much.

"Really?" asked Ensign Chekov, trembling. Trembling! He, who had with his ingenuity and cunning taken out the Klingon Flagship almost single-handedly only two hours before! Here was revealed the delicate, yearning soul of this surprisingly mature young scientist. "What could you possibly see in me, I who am so young and socially sometimes a bit awkward and also maybe not very physically attractive, I am not sure about that last one?" fuck you sound like a dork, revise later

Lieutenant Sulu gave a low laugh, which was a very good sound, dry and amused and somehow thrilling. "It is your fine intellect I love, and also I think there is probably much more to you than just being a genius at interstellar physics, I think probably we share many interests such as history and going dancing."

Ensign Chekov nodded in surprise, he did not think anyone had realised that about him. Lieutenant Sulu drew him closer (Ensign Chekov had stood up by now) and put his arms around Ensign Chekov's waist, pulling their bodies together. Ensign Chekov felt heat surge through him. "It is true," continued Lieutenant Sulu, "It is you who I find most attractive of all people on this ship, even though I am the one who is tall and muscular and funny and smart and brave and sexy andh isass loosk so fuckign hot inal his ffield unfoirnm when he toally fuckking destrocyed thohss romulaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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