new game: ENTERPRISE PRON

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ALRIGHT KIDS

We made it over 5000 comments on the last HSAU, and my mind if fucking blown.

So I bring you a side game: PRONS


On an Enterprise where they are actualy mature, military beings, no one is fucking anyone else. But they have to get their jollies somewhere, right? So. Our guys ALL write fanfic.

About each other.


Life goes on normally until one day when some kind of freak electrical mishap fries the file system.

So now everyone can read all the porn on the system. No one knows who wrote what.

Here is your mission: Show me the terrible, awesome and kinda hilarious porn they write. And then... show me reactions.

PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: leonard.mccoy.med
Recipient: james.kirk.cmnd

Jim what the hell is this...thing that just appeared on my PADD. I'm a doctor, not....whatever the hell this thing needs. GET RID OF IT.

>Commander Spock shoved Captain Kirk forcibly against the
>wall. He kissed his slightly chapped, manly cocksucker lips
>hard as he gripped the lump in his regulation pants hard.
>
>"You belong to me now and you will do as I say," the
>captain's first officer growled erotically and the words
>drizzled straight from his mouth to the captain's growing
>penis.
>
>"Whatever you say," the captain said, acquiescing
>immediately. "But please," he begged sexually, "allow me to
>suck your large, throbbing cock."
>
>Commander Spock's man-sword swelled to its full thick length
>at his words, and he growled once again in a highly arouse
>manner before grabbing his head and shoving him down on his >knees.
>
>"Grrr..." said Commander Spock.
>
>"Oh please," said Captain Krik.
>
>In his frenzy to get at his giant organ he ripped his zipper
>or buttons no wait my pants have a zipper. Commander Spock's
>turgid member, or should we say manber, slapped Captain Kirk
>in the face as it was freed like a wild beast from within the
>deep confines of Commander Spock's pants.
>
>"Grrr..." growled Commander Spock again.
>
>"Oh please let me eat up this wonderful man treat," begged
>Captain Kirk.
>
>"You most certainly may," commended Commander Spock sexually.
>
>And so he took his enormous man snake in his mouth and down
>his throat. Commander Spock's head fell back really hard
>against the wall of the room they were in and he screamed, "I
>AM YOUR CAPTAIN NOW WHO HIS YOUR DADDY" and Captain Kirk
>would have ansered "YOU AND YOUR GIANT WEINER ARE" but he had
>Commander Spock's ginormous penis in his mouth and down his
>throat so he could not. Instead he decided to surprise
>Commander Spock and reached around with his one hand and
>punched Commander Spock in the anus.
>
>Commander Spock felt Captain Kirk's entire fist enter his
>tight hot ass and penetrate him sexually and as it hit his
>prostrate he came in great spurts down Captain Kirk's tight
>cocksucking throat.
>
>Captain Kirk swallowed it all like the little bitch he was
>and then smiled at Commander Spock and said, "Please be my
>Captain and Cum Daddy forever Spock" and then he pulled out a
>beautiful giant ring and Spock said yes but only if I can
>pump my large erection up your ass and Captain Kirk said yes
>of course.
>
>So then DCommander Spock threw Captain Kirk over the console
>and shoved his giant penis of sex juice up Captain Kirk's
>really tight ass hole.
>
>"Oh my god you are so tight and perfect," said Commander
>Spock and Captain Kirk said "ooooooh god iyes harder oh god
>spcok oyu are so fucking amazing at fucking."
>
>And Commander Spock thursted with all of his might up Captain
>Kirk's insanely tight anus until it clenched around his penis
>as he came. He wrapped his arms around him and turned him
>around while still thrusting erotically into him and watched
>him com all over the entire ship.
>
>"You are so hot right now" screamed Commander Spock as he
>finally began to release his man juice into Captain Kirk's
>love tunnel.
>
>"Ooooh god Spock yes," screamed Captain Kirk.
>
>Suddenly Commander Spock pulled his giant trouser snake from
>Captain Kirk's sex ass and shoved a giant butt plug into him.
>
>"Now you will have to feel me in you at all times," he said.
>
>"Oh god yes" said Captain Kirk and the very thought of it
>made him come again all over the ship.
>
>The End.

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And now I have to go and I will be gone for several hours. Have fun. :D

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