NEW GAME: Intruder!
Nov. 3rd, 2009 08:40 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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startrek_diarySomething strange is happening on the USS Enterprise.
They've been out on their mission for 6 months, and people are starting to act... off. Some people think it's just cabin fever or homesickness. Others are not so sure, as this is strange behavior indeed.
Why did Sulu flush a geranium out the airlock?
Why did Chekov order a strawberry daiquiri from the synthesizer?
Why did Riley refuse ice cream?
Why did McCoy insist that he was, in fact, a bricklayer?
Since when does Scotty call the ship a detestable bucket of bolts?
What does Gaila mean by "Not in the mood"?
And why has elusive captain James T. Kirk never been photographed with Batman?
WELL I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME!
They've been out on their mission for 6 months, and people are starting to act... off. Some people think it's just cabin fever or homesickness. Others are not so sure, as this is strange behavior indeed.
Why did Sulu flush a geranium out the airlock?
Why did Chekov order a strawberry daiquiri from the synthesizer?
Why did Riley refuse ice cream?
Why did McCoy insist that he was, in fact, a bricklayer?
Since when does Scotty call the ship a detestable bucket of bolts?
What does Gaila mean by "Not in the mood"?
And why has elusive captain James T. Kirk never been photographed with Batman?
WELL I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME!
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Date: 2009-11-03 02:07 pm (UTC)Recipient: leonard.mccoy.medd
How's the masonry coming?
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:05 pm (UTC)Recipient: david.galloway.sec; richard.richards.sec
Something's going on on the ship. I think there's an intruder. Go look for whatever it is. I have... things... to do.
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:06 pm (UTC)Recipient: tony.giotto.sec; richard.richards.sec
What kind on intruder? Where should we look?
What kind of things?
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:10 pm (UTC)Recipient: tony.giotto.sec; tony.giotto.sec
Got it Chief, is there anything specific we should be watching for?
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:12 pm (UTC)Recipient: david.galloway.sec; richard.richards.sec
Things! You know, Things!
Ricky, I think you should know how to look for intruders by now; you've been on my force for how long?
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:15 pm (UTC)Recipient: tony.giotto.sec
Chief, what things? What things are you doing?
One time I saw the captain doing things. Naked things. Is it those kinds of things?
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:17 pm (UTC)Recipient: tony.giotto.sec; tony.giotto.sec
Too long. We'll uh, keep an eye out for Things.
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:18 pm (UTC)Recipient: david.galloway.sec; richard.richards.sec
Well if my partners were on board I would be doing naked things, but since they're off gallavanting around the cosmos and I'm stuck babysitting, I don't get to do naked things, do I? And don't you know how to take a hint? I'm doing Things that are none of your business.
(Pixy! Hurry! Pike/Giotto/Number One! Now's our chance!)
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:21 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:26 pm (UTC)Recipient: christopher.pike.comm
How long until we rendezvous with the Enterprise? I miss Tony. :(
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:31 pm (UTC)Recipient: richard.richards.sec
I'm going to check on the chief before we start. Call in D-company to meet in Shuttle Bay 4 in 5 minutes.
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:33 pm (UTC)Recipient: number.one.comm
Three days, if nothing messes with either of us. I'm not optimistic though, we got an odd message from the ship earlier today, so it may take longer than that.
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:36 pm (UTC)Recipient: david.galloway.sec
He seems a bit weird today. I'll round them up and we'll be waiting for you.
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:37 pm (UTC)Recipient: christopher.pike.comm
Do you think he's got Galloway trained yet? I hope he has. Our own chief has agreed not to retire until Tony can transfer but we can't make him wait around forever.
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:40 pm (UTC)Sender: tony.giotto.sec
Recipient: christopher.pike.comm; number.one.com
I miss you guys. :( Can I transfer yet? I'm tired of babysitting. And I haven't had any in so long that I'm horny as hell. Last night, Dave was starting to look attractive.
If I don't see you soon I'm going to sleep with him. It won't mean anything, I just need to get rid of some of this tension.
I guess if it won't mean anything I don't have to tell you.
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:41 pm (UTC)Recipient: number.one.comm
I hope so to. If anyone can train up someone fast it's Tony, and Galloway had a lot of promise the last time I saw him. I'll be doing the review when we rendezvous and I'd like nothing better that to get Tony transferred to us immediately. We've left him over there quite awhile.
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:45 pm (UTC)Recipient: christopher.pike.comm
Oh, so that's how you arranged the rendezvous! I'd wondered why command let you, and I was sure you weren't going to tell them "because I haven't seen my boyfriend in ages and our girlfriend and I are starting to miss him".
Command doesn't really like those sorts of things.
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:46 pm (UTC)Recipient: david.galloway.sec; richard.richards.sec; tony.giotto.sec
THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:47 pm (UTC)Recipient: tony.giotto.sec
I'm coming to check on you. You don't do "Things", you're Tony.
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:48 pm (UTC)Recipient: richard.richards.sec; caroline.mckenna.comm
Ricky, go kill the spider in McKenna's room.
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:49 pm (UTC)Recipient: richard.richards.sec; tony.giotto.sec
KILL IT KILL IT NOW FUCK SPIDERS KILL IT
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:49 pm (UTC)Recipient: david.galloway.sec
What does being Tony have to do with doing Things?
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:50 pm (UTC)Recipient: tony.giotto.sec
You just... you don't do Things. You don't. Something is. Something is wrong or something like that. Things.
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:50 pm (UTC)Recipient: tony.giotto.sec; caroline.mckenna.comm
uh, ok Chief. I'll be there in 5 McKenna. You could just throw something at it while you wait?
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:52 pm (UTC)Recipient: richard.richards.sec
I HAVE NOTHING TO THROW I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE SHOWERS AND I AM IN A TOWEL AND IT IS LOOKING AT ME KILL THE FUCKER MAKE IT PAY
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:52 pm (UTC)And then she's so grateful to her champion that they do Sex, amirite?(no subject)
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Date: 2009-11-03 05:52 pm (UTC)Recipient: david.galloway.sec
You're being incredibly vague, Davey. For all you know, I could be eating ice cream and listening to sad romance songs from 21st century boybands.
But if you want to come do Things with me, you're welcome to. ;)