NEW GAME: Intruder!

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Something strange is happening on the USS Enterprise.

They've been out on their mission for 6 months, and people are starting to act... off. Some people think it's just cabin fever or homesickness. Others are not so sure, as this is strange behavior indeed.

Why did Sulu flush a geranium out the airlock?
Why did Chekov order a strawberry daiquiri from the synthesizer?
Why did Riley refuse ice cream?
Why did McCoy insist that he was, in fact, a bricklayer?
Since when does Scotty call the ship a detestable bucket of bolts?
What does Gaila mean by "Not in the mood"?

And why has elusive captain James T. Kirk never been photographed with Batman?

WELL I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: james.kirk.comm
Recipient: leonard.mccoy.medd

How's the masonry coming?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: tony.giotto.sec
Recipient: david.galloway.sec; richard.richards.sec

Something's going on on the ship. I think there's an intruder. Go look for whatever it is. I have... things... to do.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: david.galloway.sec
Recipient: tony.giotto.sec; richard.richards.sec

What kind on intruder? Where should we look?

What kind of things?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: richard.richards.sec
Recipient: tony.giotto.sec; tony.giotto.sec

Got it Chief, is there anything specific we should be watching for?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: tony.giotto.sec
Recipient: david.galloway.sec; richard.richards.sec

Things! You know, Things!

Ricky, I think you should know how to look for intruders by now; you've been on my force for how long?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: david.galloway.sec
Recipient: tony.giotto.sec

Chief, what things? What things are you doing?

One time I saw the captain doing things. Naked things. Is it those kinds of things?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: richard.richards.sec
Recipient: tony.giotto.sec; tony.giotto.sec

Too long. We'll uh, keep an eye out for Things.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: tony.giotto.sec
Recipient: david.galloway.sec; richard.richards.sec

Well if my partners were on board I would be doing naked things, but since they're off gallavanting around the cosmos and I'm stuck babysitting, I don't get to do naked things, do I? And don't you know how to take a hint? I'm doing Things that are none of your business.

(Pixy! Hurry! Pike/Giotto/Number One! Now's our chance!)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

giotto is such a bike.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

Don't take it personally, Ricky, Tony's just being mean. It's not his fault, the intruder whosit got to him.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

QUICK! we need to contrive something!


also Tony is very trusting to let them be on a ship together without him.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

I've been waiting for this new game to start so I could have Tony/Chris/Number One for a long time and I'm not giving it up now.

Come on, you know a Number One sandwich with Tony and Chris as the bread would be hot.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

I think when Chris handed over the Enterprise to Kirk he probably said it'd only be for a little while, and then Tony could transfer as well. But it's been six months so he's getting kind of desperate for some action.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: number.one.com
Recipient: christopher.pike.comm

How long until we rendezvous with the Enterprise? I miss Tony. :(

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

Pike is a dirty liar sometimes. Poor sexless Tony.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

pixy is realizing that she has little to no idea on playing ricky so he's going to bumble around a bit. because I like him inept.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

It's possible Tony might get a little too desperate, thus letting Galloway FINALLY see some action, not realizing that Pike has arranged for the ships to rendezvous so he can give his evaluation on whether Tony has trained Galloway enough to take over as Security chief and allow Tony to transfer. Not that I've planned this out or anything.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

inept!Ricky is adorable. He's my favorite Ricky.

Also, it'd be kind of funny if he was the only person to stay the same while everyone else was all ooc and he'd be all "sure, everyone else goes opposite of themselves but I stay inept! fml."

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

omg yes threesome angst. doitdoitdoit.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: david.galloway.sec
Recipient: richard.richards.sec

I'm going to check on the chief before we start. Call in D-company to meet in Shuttle Bay 4 in 5 minutes.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: christopher.pike.comm
Recipient: number.one.comm

Three days, if nothing messes with either of us. I'm not optimistic though, we got an odd message from the ship earlier today, so it may take longer than that.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: richard.richards.sec
Recipient: david.galloway.sec

He seems a bit weird today. I'll round them up and we'll be waiting for you.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: number.one.com
Recipient: christopher.pike.comm

Do you think he's got Galloway trained yet? I hope he has. Our own chief has agreed not to retire until Tony can transfer but we can't make him wait around forever.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: tony.giotto.sec
Recipient: christopher.pike.comm; number.one.com

I miss you guys. :( Can I transfer yet? I'm tired of babysitting. And I haven't had any in so long that I'm horny as hell. Last night, Dave was starting to look attractive.

If I don't see you soon I'm going to sleep with him. It won't mean anything, I just need to get rid of some of this tension.

I guess if it won't mean anything I don't have to tell you.

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[(Anonymous)]

Sender: christopher.pike.comm
Recipient: number.one.comm

I hope so to. If anyone can train up someone fast it's Tony, and Galloway had a lot of promise the last time I saw him. I'll be doing the review when we rendezvous and I'd like nothing better that to get Tony transferred to us immediately. We've left him over there quite awhile.