alt.enterprise.gossip 2: THE UNRELENTING
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startrek_diaryLAST TIME, ON AS THE ENTERPRISE TURNS...
Everyone's favorite wacky duo, lt.john.kyle.SUP and lt.kevin.riley.OPS bridged their differences - despite lt.john.kyle.SUP's parents breeding like rabbits, it turns out that ice cream restores all ills.
Angry with his friend for convincing him that "jelloresling" was a desert and not naked girls rolling around, en.pavel.chekov.COMM told lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM to take a long walk off a short pier - until he caught a glimpse of cp.james.kirk.CMND's frilly pink thong.
Having caught cp.james.kirk.CMND in dr.leonard.mccoy.MEDD's office receiving an... unorthodox physical, cdr.s-chn-t-gai.spock.OPS was both repulsed and intrigued.
WILL McCoy end up shaving his legs to appease Kirk?
WILL Uhura ever get her man to lick that syrup off her?
WILL Scotty show up this week?
FIND OUT, IN THE COMMENT SECTION!
Everyone's favorite wacky duo, lt.john.kyle.SUP and lt.kevin.riley.OPS bridged their differences - despite lt.john.kyle.SUP's parents breeding like rabbits, it turns out that ice cream restores all ills.
Angry with his friend for convincing him that "jelloresling" was a desert and not naked girls rolling around, en.pavel.chekov.COMM told lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM to take a long walk off a short pier - until he caught a glimpse of cp.james.kirk.CMND's frilly pink thong.
Having caught cp.james.kirk.CMND in dr.leonard.mccoy.MEDD's office receiving an... unorthodox physical, cdr.s-chn-t-gai.spock.OPS was both repulsed and intrigued.
WILL McCoy end up shaving his legs to appease Kirk?
WILL Uhura ever get her man to lick that syrup off her?
WILL Scotty show up this week?
FIND OUT, IN THE COMMENT SECTION!
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Date: 2009-07-06 05:27 pm (UTC)RECIPIENT: dr.leonard.mccoy.MEDD
Because he is, deep down, a tiny baby girl.
Damn it I need to know what Sulu's messaging JB about that's making him smile like that! I think if I look at encrypted messages without proper clearance the sender gets an alert. I bet Uhura can get around that. I'll ask.
Bones... I'm sexy, aren't I? I'm hot, I'm broad-minded, I'm experienced, I don't tie people down, I'm the CAPTAIN, all that.
Why doesn't Jailbait want to fuck me? WHY?