alt.enterprise.gossip 2: THE UNRELENTING
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startrek_diaryLAST TIME, ON AS THE ENTERPRISE TURNS...
Everyone's favorite wacky duo, lt.john.kyle.SUP and lt.kevin.riley.OPS bridged their differences - despite lt.john.kyle.SUP's parents breeding like rabbits, it turns out that ice cream restores all ills.
Angry with his friend for convincing him that "jelloresling" was a desert and not naked girls rolling around, en.pavel.chekov.COMM told lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM to take a long walk off a short pier - until he caught a glimpse of cp.james.kirk.CMND's frilly pink thong.
Having caught cp.james.kirk.CMND in dr.leonard.mccoy.MEDD's office receiving an... unorthodox physical, cdr.s-chn-t-gai.spock.OPS was both repulsed and intrigued.
WILL McCoy end up shaving his legs to appease Kirk?
WILL Uhura ever get her man to lick that syrup off her?
WILL Scotty show up this week?
FIND OUT, IN THE COMMENT SECTION!
Everyone's favorite wacky duo, lt.john.kyle.SUP and lt.kevin.riley.OPS bridged their differences - despite lt.john.kyle.SUP's parents breeding like rabbits, it turns out that ice cream restores all ills.
Angry with his friend for convincing him that "jelloresling" was a desert and not naked girls rolling around, en.pavel.chekov.COMM told lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM to take a long walk off a short pier - until he caught a glimpse of cp.james.kirk.CMND's frilly pink thong.
Having caught cp.james.kirk.CMND in dr.leonard.mccoy.MEDD's office receiving an... unorthodox physical, cdr.s-chn-t-gai.spock.OPS was both repulsed and intrigued.
WILL McCoy end up shaving his legs to appease Kirk?
WILL Uhura ever get her man to lick that syrup off her?
WILL Scotty show up this week?
FIND OUT, IN THE COMMENT SECTION!
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Date: 2009-07-06 02:42 pm (UTC)Recipient: lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM
Hikaru I have so many reasons to kill you. The Captain thought I was checking him out in the viewscreen and now he's asked me to "do something later".
He is the CAPTAIN, Hikaru. What do I do?
Seriously I am transferring to another ship before he turns up at my quarters completely naked and hair-free but for his pink thong. Now you cannot stop picturing it either, can you? I warn you, it is waiting on the inside of your eyelids when you try to sleep.
This is all your fault AGAIN.