I have a new challenge!

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

The Shore Leave challenge has been so much fun for everybody that there've been no new challenges, which is a shame because I apparently like this game.

 

Anyway, this go round, let's see the crew's LJ entries. What sort of things do they post? What sort of comments do they get?

(For this one, each new comment thread should be an 'entry' and each comment in that thread should be a comment to said 'entry'. Makes sense, yes? Good. Go have fun then.)

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I'm Not Jailbait! (RussianInventor) wrote,
@ 2258.153 15:22:00

Entry Tags: love, fml, flying


Goddamn it. Today on the bridge, Mr. Sulu asked me to bring back some coffee from my break. I was handing it to him when I became clumsy and dropped it, scalding what I can only refer to as his nether regions.

Even if Hikaru would have dated me ever, now that I have mutilated his peenshka, I cannot see us returning from this.

Fuck my life.

[(Anonymous)]

Better than D'Artagnon (sanfranbucaneer) wrote,
@2258.153

Entry tags: ensign jailbait, bridge happenings

I had planned on joining Chekov for coffee today, but when he brought it too me he spilled it right in my crotch. Talk about pain!

It was a very embarrassing trip to sickbay to get treated for the resulting burns.

And now I can't find Chekov anywhere.

[(Anonymous)]

frecklefaceflyer
2258.153 (local)(link)

I saw JB on the observation deck a while back looking like he wanted to cry.

How's your crotch?

[(Anonymous)]

Captain Awesome (iowabeefsteak) wrote,
@2258.153

Entry tags: me

In case any of you had doubts, I'm still awesome.

[(Anonymous)]

frecklefaceflyer
2258.153 (local)(link)


Thank you for clearing that up. I had an existential crisis about it earlier.

[(Anonymous)]

Sexy Irish Bastard (frecklefaceflyer) wrote,
@2258.162

Entry tags: ice cream is awesome, i am awesome, Johnny, Sulu, Ensign Jailbait,

I don't know what it is, but I've been having an urge for real ice cream lately. None of this synthesized stuff; I don't get how people can't tell the difference. It's so obvious. I think we might be docking in Risa in a month or two, so I can get some there which will be cool.

Johnny was thinking about attempting to write a program for cookies and cream, which could be cool. It'll take a while, apparently, because it's a heterogeneous texture which makes it more complex. I almost miss programming, but I've been working in communications for a while now and that's pretty interesting. I miss navigating a bit. Sulu and I used to make a pretty good team back on the Kongo but, I mean nothing like him and Ensign Jailbait. Engineering was fun. I wish I got bounced around a little less though, I suppose.

Anyway. Ice cream. When we dock an Risa I'm getting a cone covered with marshmallow topping and rainbow sprinkles.

It's still really rather sweet that he wrote a program so the sprinkles actually came out rainbow colors now instead of just white like they used to.

[(Anonymous)]

sanfranbucaneer
2258.153 (local)(link)

We were awesome on the Kongo. Best team ever, amirite? Well, yeah, except for me and Jailbait. We just work well off of each other, you know?

I don't know what your fascination with ice cream is but it's starting to scare me a little bit.

It is definitely the most romantic thing ever.

Dude, Captcha just said 'alleged asiatics'. WTF is up with that?

[(Anonymous)]

sixofeight
2258.153 20:31:00 (local)(link)

Project Cookies and Cream proceeding apace. It is surprisingly difficult to produce an algorithm for natural cookie crumbling.

I can still read it when you strike it out, you know

[(Anonymous)]

chiefredshirt
2258.153 (local)(link)

Just wait'll you get bounced into Security, kid. We always have fun there. >:)

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a doctor, not a (mintjulep) wrote,
@2258.153 20:39:00

Entry tags: dicks, fml, sickbay

Just put burn cream on Sulu's dick.

Note to self: make Nurse Chapel deal with all dicks in future.

[(Anonymous)]

sanfranbucaneer
2258.153 (local)(link)

Dude, I asked if Nurse Chapel could do it instead of you. You told me to just man up and drop my pants!

[(Anonymous)]

I'm Not Jailbait! (ImageRussianInventor) wrote,
@2258.153

He is not badly injured I hope, Doctor? I feel really bad that this happened.

[(Anonymous)]

KEENSER (KEENSER) wrote,
@2258.153 20:43:00

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???????

[(Anonymous)]

frecklefaceflyer
2258.153 (local)(link)

Please use Federation standard. D: I want to know what you're saying. We had so much fun in engineering.

[(Anonymous)]

KEENSER (KEENSER) wrote,
@2258.153 21:06:00

Thank you, Lieutenant Uhura, for making Mr. Scott fix my universal translator. ♥

P.S.: Sleep with one eye open tonight, Mr. Scott! >:|

[(Anonymous)]

Givin It All She's Got! (haggismachine) wrote,
@2258.153

You ungrateful wee bastard, I fixed it didn't I?

[(Anonymous)]

Givin It All She's Got! (haggismachine) wrote,
@2258.153 21:50:23

Entry tags: my baby, tribbles, whiskey, prison, penises?

My f'list is going insane about Lt. Sulu's dick. There are a lot of things that I could say about that, but at least it's not Kirk's.

This time.

The Girl gave me an extra 45% output from the matrix yesterday to escape those Klingon fighters. What a fucking great lady she is.

Also, I heard for Lt. Y'petwdtdrsafg or however you spell it - the bloke who took over on Delta Vega - that the tribble I left in the shuttles have taken over. GOOD.

The back of whiskey I'm definitely not brewing with Federation equipment wil be ready in three days. I'm certainly not taking pre-orders.

[(Anonymous)]

adventurous_sort
2258.153 (local)(link)

I'm totally not putting in a pre-order. Honestly.

Also, re: Sulu's dick- about as big as his ego, and probably the reason for it. Never, ever share a room with Sulu, Mr. Scott. He's part nudist, I swear.

[(Anonymous)]

DIRECT MESSAGE

From: sanfranbucaneer
To: mintjulep
2258.153 (local)(link)

You told me it was a one-off application? You're just saying nightly to help me out with JB, right?

This is my dick we're talking about. I want to be sure there's no lasting damage.

[(Anonymous)]

DIRECT MESSAGE

From: mintjulep
To: sanfranbucaneer
2258.153 (local)(link)

Yes, I was just saying it to assist you in your attempts to violate Federation age of consent laws like Scotty violates the Enterprise's warp drive (nightly and with inappropriate enthusiasm). You're sharp as a sack full of nails, Lieutenant.

Your dick will be fine.

[(Anonymous)]

playing as she burns (gottakillspock) wrote,
@ 2258.idon'tevenknow ??:??:??

Entry Tags: the final frontier, bored, ohalp

Apparently, not all black holes break space-time continuum and the fabric between universes.

Some are just what their names suggest. Black. Holes.

These are the days I wonder if Ayel had a point about those anger management classes.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

I had to read almost all the way through this to figure out who it was but after that I laughed so hard that I got a little dizzy.

You are my new favorite person now.

[(Anonymous)]

my god, it's full of stars (sixofeight) wrote,
@2258.154 00:02:43

Entry tags: i'm a nerd, riley

Number of bowls of ice cream Riley eats in one day ≥ 2
Average length of time Riley spends in a single assignment before being reassigned = 9.63 months
Number of times Riley checked his comm for new texts during dinner tonight = 14 (a new record)
Number of my siblings whose names Riley correctly remembers = 7 (this is why I love him)
Number of freckles on Riley's back ≈ 81 (so is this)

[(Anonymous)]

iowabeefsteak
2258.153 (local)(link)

How totally queer you guys are= 50quadrillion (roughly one half of a Chekov/Sulu unit of gayitude.)

[(Anonymous)]

Captain Awesome (iowabeefsteak) wrote,
@2258.154

Entry tags: the ship, crew, awesome

-Apparently I am running a floating brothel. Awesome.
-Also, it is some kind of gay brothel. This means all the scantily clad natives are mine. Awesome.
-Members/employees of said gay brothel are inordinately interested in Sulu's dick. I find myself becoming curious. Slightly less awesome?
-Have not thought about where Uhura fits into gay brothel scheme. Nor Spock. Oh gross, I just thought about Spock's penis. Decidedly not awesome.
-Is it green? Awesome.

[(Anonymous)]

Live Long and Prosper (SexyEyebrows)
@2258.162

-_^ I have no comment on the matter.

[(Anonymous)]

Christine (nursechapel) wrote,
@2258.153 21:50:23

Entry tags: grrr, tmi

My god, is every guy on this ship gay? How's a girl supposed to get any around here?

And has anyone ever told you people that you overshare?

[(Anonymous)]

iowabeefsteak
2258.154 (local)(link)

As your Captain, I stand ready to serve my crew.

Carnally.

[(Anonymous)]

It's been a long road (nx01_rules) wrote,
@2258. 101 21:19

I miss Porthos (the third).

Damn Scots and their transwarp beaming theories. >:(

[(Anonymous)]

I Love Captain Kirk (basketweavehairofdoom)

Tags captain kirk, legs, gay, yeoman duties, ass fucking, shirtless

I brought the Captain a coffee today. He took it on the bridge. He still hasn't noticed my legs. What, do I have to prance around the fucking ship naked? I don't think he liked me very much.

Maybe he's gay. Apparently everyone on the Enterprise is gay. I don't know how that happened, but whatever. It seems to have something to do with Sulu's dick. Is this something that should maybe be, I don't know, investigated?

If the Captain is gay, I wonder if he'd still fuck me in the ass... I saw him walking down the corridors without his shirt yesterday. My God, is he sexy! He was glistening with sweat, apparently he'd just had a work out. I noticed that he has no chest hair. It was hot.

~Janice

[(Anonymous)]

adventurous_sort
2258.153 (local)(link)

I don't think everyone on the ship is gay. I think that between Sulu and Chekov and Kevin and Kyle and the Captain, the amount of gayitude on the ship exeeds the amount that should exist, based on the common ratio of gayitude per person (4/9) and the number of people on the ship.

Since there are 43o people on the ship, and a little over a half of those are male, then the gayitude quotient should be ~225/9o. However, Sulu, Chekov, Kevin, Kyle, and the Captain all have a much higher gayitude quotient (around 17/9 and 19/9 for Chekov and Sulu, respectively, and I don't even want to calculate the quotient for Kevin and Kyle), which raises the gayitude quotient of the entire ship, and makes it seem as though everyone on the ship is gay.

The fact that everyone seems to be obsessed with Sulu's dick, gay or not, is not helping their case any.

I hope this has been helpful! ^_^

~Joe

[(Anonymous)]

Fly me to the stars (adventurous_sort)
2258.153 (local)(link)

Entry tags: my big sis, psycological studies, research, sulu's dick (not a tag i plan on using again), this sucks

Man, sometimes it sucks being the only straight guy on the ship (excluding Mr. Spock, of course). I am aware that this should make it far easier to get a date, but anyone who says so is only underestimating the ability of the straight female mind to lust after gay men. (This is very similar to the tendency of the straight male mind to lust after lesbians. No one has ever been able to understand it; although I think Stephen Moffat got close when he wrote the line 'Because it's got naked women in it!')

In other news, my friendslist has been discussing the nature of Lt. Sulu's dick. Speaking as someone who once shared a room with him, I can tell you all- it is impressive, as far as size, but judging by what I heard through the ridiculously thin walls of academy dormrooms, not so much in the way of staying power.

Got a call from Kathleen earlier. She's doing fine; the baby's fine. I can't wait to get back planetside and see my new nephew. I bet he looks just like me.

~Joe

[(Anonymous)]

RussianInventor
2258.153 (local)(link)

I have nothing to say except that there is one aspect of this entry which I suspect might not be entirely true.

Not that I know. Really.

[(Anonymous)]

DIRECT MESSAGE

From: basketweavehairofdoom
To: mintjulep
2258.153 (local)(link)

Doctor, I have a weird... thing on my thigh, and another one on the back of my hand. It's like a blue scab. I'm not sure what it is. I took a photo of it



It's probably nothing, but can I make an appointment for you to check it out?

_{Also... I may or may not have had unprotected sex with the Captain. He looked clean, but I dunno, do you think that could have something to do with it?}

[spookyfbi.livejournal.com]

Wow, I just joined yesterday. I need halp! Seriously, who's who here?

RussianInventor = Checkov
sanfranbucaneer = Sulu
iowabeefsteak = Kirk
mintjulep = Bones
KEENSER = the guy who worked with Scotty
haggismachine = Scotty
gottakillspock = Nero
nursechapel = Nurse Chapel
basketweavehairofdoom = Rand

frecklefaceflyer = ???
sixofeight = ???
chiefredshirt = ???
adventurous_sort = ???
nx01_rules = ???

Are they OCs? Extras who you guys have given names and personalities?

PS - this place is full of lol! Love it!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

They're mostly characters from TOS who a few awesome members are a liiiiiiittle obsessed with--

frecklefaceflyer = Kevin Riley (A navagartor)
sixofeight = John Kyle (A pilot)
chiefredshirt = Tony Giotto (Chief of Security)
adventurous_sort = Joe Tormolen (?? Bubbles, is this the right Joe?)
nx01_rules = Admiral Archer (who's beagle Scotty "lost")