I have a new challenge!
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The Shore Leave challenge has been so much fun for everybody that there've been no new challenges, which is a shame because I apparently like this game.
Anyway, this go round, let's see the crew's LJ entries. What sort of things do they post? What sort of comments do they get?
(For this one, each new comment thread should be an 'entry' and each comment in that thread should be a comment to said 'entry'. Makes sense, yes? Good. Go have fun then.)
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Date: 2009-07-04 08:20 pm (UTC)@ 2258.153 15:22:00
Entry Tags: love, fml, flying
Goddamn it. Today on the bridge, Mr. Sulu asked me to bring back some coffee from my break. I was handing it to him when I became clumsy and dropped it, scalding what I can only refer to as his nether regions.
Even if Hikaru would have dated me ever, now that I have mutilated his peenshka, I cannot see us returning from this.
Fuck my life.
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Date: 2009-07-04 08:39 pm (UTC)@2258.153
Entry tags: ensign jailbait, bridge happenings
I had planned on joining Chekov for coffee today, but when he brought it too me he spilled it right in my crotch. Talk about pain!
It was a very embarrassing trip to sickbay to get treated for the resulting burns.
And now I can't find Chekov anywhere.
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Date: 2009-07-04 09:03 pm (UTC)2258.153 (local)(link)
I saw JB on the observation deck a while back looking like he wanted to cry.
How's your crotch?
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Date: 2009-07-04 09:08 pm (UTC)2258.153 (local)(link)
Shriveled. McCoy put some ointment or something on it so it doesn't hurt anymore.
I'll see if he's still there.
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Date: 2009-07-04 09:11 pm (UTC)@2258.153
Entry tags: me
In case any of you had doubts, I'm still awesome.
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Date: 2009-07-04 11:47 pm (UTC)2258.153 (local)(link)
Good luck. I used to spill beer on Johnny a lot, but that was because I was usually smashed and seemed like a logical way to get him out of his clothes.
Make sure jailbait only brings you icedcoffee from now on?
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Date: 2009-07-04 11:50 pm (UTC)2258.153 (local)(link)
Thank you for clearing that up. I had an existential crisis about it earlier.
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Date: 2009-07-04 11:56 pm (UTC)2258.153 (local)(link)
Coffee should never have ice in it. Besides, cold is even worse for the nethers than heat, if a lot less painful.
Do you often adopt Vulcan ideals when drunk? You've never been one for the application of logic normally.
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Date: 2009-07-05 12:17 am (UTC)@2258.162
Entry tags: ice cream is awesome, i am awesome, Johnny, Sulu, Ensign Jailbait,
I don't know what it is, but I've been having an urge for real ice cream lately. None of this synthesized stuff; I don't get how people can't tell the difference. It's so obvious. I think we might be docking in Risa in a month or two, so I can get some there which will be cool.
Johnny was thinking about attempting to write a program for cookies and cream, which could be cool. It'll take a while, apparently, because it's a heterogeneous texture which makes it more complex. I almost miss programming, but I've been working in communications for a while now and that's pretty interesting. I miss navigating a bit. Sulu and I used to make a pretty good team back on the Kongo but, I mean nothing like him and Ensign Jailbait. Engineering was fun. I wish I got bounced around a little less though, I suppose.
Anyway. Ice cream. When we dock an Risa I'm getting a cone covered with marshmallow topping and rainbow sprinkles.
It's still really rather sweet that he wrote a program so the sprinkles actually came out rainbow colors now instead of just white like they used to.no subject
Date: 2009-07-05 12:23 am (UTC)2258.153 (local)(link)
Well, why don't you take up drinking something at room temperature? Then you can take your pants off and not have anything smaller than normal or more burning than normal.
Also, yes. I have mad vulcan skillz when smashed. You should know that by now. No, seriously, you almost always seem to be dazed and impressed with some of my ideas.
Remember that night after finals when we went out and decided that it would be a wonderful night to go swimming in the bay?
You know how I remember?
I got fucking pneumonia.
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Date: 2009-07-05 12:30 am (UTC)2258.153 (local)(link)
We were awesome on the Kongo. Best team ever, amirite? Well, yeah, except for me and Jailbait. We just work well off of each other, you know?
I don't know what your fascination with ice cream is but it's starting to scare me a little bit.
It is definitely the most romantic thing ever.Dude, Captcha just said 'alleged asiatics'. WTF is up with that?
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Date: 2009-07-05 12:33 am (UTC)2258.153 (local)(link)
I usually just have a vague recollection of thinking your hairbrained schemes are brilliant. But that's all.
I remember that too! Mostly just because you called me "Shrinky-Dink" for a month. >:(
I probably shouldn't have reminded you about that.
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Date: 2009-07-05 12:34 am (UTC)2258.153 20:31:00 (local)(link)
Project Cookies and Cream proceeding apace. It is surprisingly difficult to produce an algorithm for natural cookie crumbling.
I can still read it when you strike it out, you knowno subject
Date: 2009-07-05 12:38 am (UTC)2258.153 (local)(link)
That's what you get for being my super-awesome roommate.
Also, it was brilliant because Johnny had dumped me a couple weeks earlier, but then when he came to get some of his stuff he felt so damn bad for me he ended up staying and taking care of me for at least a week. It was wonderful.I mean... I was super manly and proved that fucking freezing-ass currents that come down from Alaska can not stop the manlyness I possess.
Also, I just really like the ocean.
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Date: 2009-07-05 12:39 am (UTC)@2258.153 20:39:00
Entry tags: dicks, fml, sickbay
Just put burn cream on Sulu's dick.
Note to self: make Nurse Chapel deal with all dicks in future.
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Date: 2009-07-05 12:42 am (UTC)2258.153 (local)(link)
Dude, I asked if Nurse Chapel could do it instead of you. You told me to just man up and drop my pants!
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Date: 2009-07-05 12:43 am (UTC)@2258.153 20:43:00
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Date: 2009-07-05 12:45 am (UTC)2258.153 (local)(link)
I didn't want you getting any prurient enjoyment out of your medical procedure.
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Date: 2009-07-05 12:46 am (UTC)2258.153
Damn right I'm awesome.
Which I'm pretty sure was your plan all along. Wasn't that why we were drinking in the first place?The only reason you were manly enough to withstand the cold was because you were too drunk to notice it. Admit it.
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Date: 2009-07-05 12:46 am (UTC)2258.153 (local)(link)
Shrinky-Dink
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Date: 2009-07-05 12:48 am (UTC)2258.153 (local)(link)
I'm gay, you dick. How would I have possibly enjoyed that?
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Date: 2009-07-05 12:49 am (UTC)2258.153 (local)(link)
Please use Federation standard. D: I want to know what you're saying. We had so much fun in engineering.
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Date: 2009-07-05 12:50 am (UTC)2258.153 (local)(link)
He's got you there, Doc.
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Date: 2009-07-05 12:50 am (UTC)2258.153 (local)(link)
Just wait'll you get bounced into Security, kid. We always have fun there. >:)
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Date: 2009-07-05 12:51 am (UTC)2258.153 (local)(link)
Well, you should have said so, then. It's not like these things are in your medical file. "Lieutenant Hikaru Sulu, height: 5'10", sexual orientation: queer as a three dollar bill."