NEW GAME: AMNESIA
Dec. 27th, 2010 07:33 pmI hope you guys all had super restful holiday seasons. Because I'm here to make things interesting.
The story goes as this: Last night the ship was on its way to the Neutral Zone while the crew rang in the new year; Hells yeah, it's 2260!
Except when they woke up this morning they're lightyears away from that spot, the chronometers say it's 1/1/2261, and no one remembers a damn thing from the last year.
But there are changes. Oh, how there are changes.
WHY is Jim Kirk wearing a wedding ring and WHO has its mate?
WHY is there a baby in Pavel Chekov's quarters?
and uh
WHERE is half the security division?
Luckily they're headed towards Earth. Except command is insisting that Enterprise has spent the last 11 months on a deep undercover mission and they have no communications from the ship for that time. There are no personal logs or comm records. And no way in hell anyone is getting off that ship until they figure out what happened...
The story goes as this: Last night the ship was on its way to the Neutral Zone while the crew rang in the new year; Hells yeah, it's 2260!
Except when they woke up this morning they're lightyears away from that spot, the chronometers say it's 1/1/2261, and no one remembers a damn thing from the last year.
But there are changes. Oh, how there are changes.
WHY is Jim Kirk wearing a wedding ring and WHO has its mate?
WHY is there a baby in Pavel Chekov's quarters?
and uh
WHERE is half the security division?
Luckily they're headed towards Earth. Except command is insisting that Enterprise has spent the last 11 months on a deep undercover mission and they have no communications from the ship for that time. There are no personal logs or comm records. And no way in hell anyone is getting off that ship until they figure out what happened...
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Date: 2010-12-28 12:35 am (UTC)Recipient: [Enterprise-ALL]
ETA to Earth is six hours and Pike has ordered that we're under quarantine until we come up with some explanation for what's going on.
...and does anyone have a mysterious wedding ring they want to talk to me about?
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Date: 2010-12-28 12:47 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James T.
...tell me you are fucking kidding me. Who in the their right mind would marry you? Who the hell would you marry for that matter?
What does the ring look like?
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Date: 2010-12-28 12:48 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Thanks, Bones. You're an ass.
It looks like a ring.
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Date: 2010-12-28 12:50 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James T.
This is news?
And this is why you're an idiot. Theirs will likely match. So look at your damn ring and figure it out.
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Date: 2010-12-28 12:50 am (UTC)Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Why do I have a drawer full of shirts with "PROPERTY OF LEONARD H MCCOY" tags meticulously sewed into the back of the neck?
oh god no
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Date: 2010-12-28 12:53 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
I bet you started fucking Spock in the mystery year.
I don't know, it's silvery? And it has a weird little blue stone in it? But set so it's flush with the top of the band.
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Date: 2010-12-28 12:55 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James T.
I bet you started fucking Spock, you nympho.
Well that's a start. Keep and eye out and I'll do the same.
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Date: 2010-12-28 12:56 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Hey, I'm apparently a married man or something. OH GOD what if I have a kid? And I don't know it?
What about you? Any new tattoos, piercings you need to talk about?
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Date: 2010-12-28 12:57 am (UTC)Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Kirk, James T.
and thank fucking god it's not me. Anyone but Jim.
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Date: 2010-12-28 12:59 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James T.
Yeah, maybe you married greenblood. I'm am 100% sure that if you have a kid out in the universe, you don't know it.
Some of us don't magically rush into things. I've got nothing to tell.
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Date: 2010-12-28 01:00 am (UTC)Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Kirk, James T.
Though judging by the cologne and the lace underwear I've picked up someone...
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Date: 2010-12-28 01:01 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
So I have a drawer full of shirts with "PROPERTY OF LEONARD H MCCOY" tags meticulously sewed into the back of the neck. I assume you want them burned?
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Date: 2010-12-28 01:02 am (UTC)Sender: McCoy, Leonard
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FUCKING HELL
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Date: 2010-12-28 01:03 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Hey, maybe I'm in a hot threesome with him and Uhura? And hey, stop besmirching the good name of your captain.
Bullshit. 11 months, something happened.
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Date: 2010-12-28 01:04 am (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
And the unmentionables in mine must be yours then. I'll do you same favor.
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Date: 2010-12-28 01:05 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
"Unmentionables"? Newsflash: We lost one year, not 400.
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Date: 2010-12-28 06:00 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-12-28 01:06 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James T.
Yeah I don't see Uhura ever sullying herself by being with you. Maybe jailbait and Sulu finally let you join? Yeah, yeah.
Nothing I remember so it doesn't really matter.
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Date: 2010-12-28 01:07 am (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
Oh shut up.
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Date: 2010-12-28 01:10 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
I don't know. Maybe it was Moreau? She's hot.
Which means something that you don't remember happened, so tell me.
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Date: 2010-12-28 01:11 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
God, I'm glad I don't remember the last year if I spent it with your grumpy ass.
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Date: 2010-12-28 01:12 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James T
Eh, maybe. You two could sit around and talk about how pretty you are and do each other's hair.
Nothing to tell.
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Date: 2010-12-28 01:13 am (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
Oh trust me, the feeling is mutual. Sounds like a year that can stay forgotten.
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Date: 2010-12-28 01:13 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Don't be jealous. You can still come to the pretty party.
Boooooooooooooooooooooones. TELLLLL MEEEEE.
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Date: 2010-12-28 01:14 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James T
I think I'll pass on that one.
No.
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Date: 2010-12-28 01:15 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Please, you WISH you could remember the one spot of light in your depressing ass life so you and the captain could have a drinking party and talk about the chicks you banged. And their unmentionables.