AND THE WINNER IS.... A NEW GAME!
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startrek_diaryOkay, so I only vote in plot polls to see the results without clicking 8000 times and in the end you guys split the vote, 2-2 between options 1 and 3.
So I invited a friend over for "Indian Food" and when he got here I made him read all three of the plot summaries and tell me which was his favorite, and he landed on the side of... Plot #1: Prison AU!
THEREFOR. Without further me going BLAH BLAH BLAH:
The gang are all prisoners at Enterprise Federal Penn, under the watchful eye of warden Pike and his head guard, a stone-cold killer called Giotto.
Deprived of PADDs, they must communicate with graffiti, notes, and the occasional game of telephone. Purple Monkey Dishwasher. They are plotting an escape, but a wrench has been thrown into their plans in the form of a handsome prison doctor, name of McCoy, and a new prisoner who is asking way too many questions.
WHAT are they in jail for?
WHY do the guards seem to know their moves ahead of time?
WHO is getting stabbed with a toothbrush?
WHERE are my keys?
WHEN is this escape going to go off?
and HOW?
Because it's confusing:
Cell ds7: Chekov, prisoner #0246
Cell ds9: unknown male (Kirk?)
Cell ds8: Sulu, Prisoner #1690
Kirk: prisoner #1701
Gary: Prisoner #1337
Cell CZ42: McKenna
Cell CZ65: Chapel
So ds# for boy cells, cz# for girls for consistency?
So I invited a friend over for "Indian Food" and when he got here I made him read all three of the plot summaries and tell me which was his favorite, and he landed on the side of... Plot #1: Prison AU!
THEREFOR. Without further me going BLAH BLAH BLAH:
The gang are all prisoners at Enterprise Federal Penn, under the watchful eye of warden Pike and his head guard, a stone-cold killer called Giotto.
Deprived of PADDs, they must communicate with graffiti, notes, and the occasional game of telephone. Purple Monkey Dishwasher. They are plotting an escape, but a wrench has been thrown into their plans in the form of a handsome prison doctor, name of McCoy, and a new prisoner who is asking way too many questions.
WHAT are they in jail for?
WHY do the guards seem to know their moves ahead of time?
WHO is getting stabbed with a toothbrush?
WHERE are my keys?
WHEN is this escape going to go off?
and HOW?
Because it's confusing:
Cell ds7: Chekov, prisoner #0246
Cell ds9: unknown male (Kirk?)
Cell ds8: Sulu, Prisoner #1690
Kirk: prisoner #1701
Gary: Prisoner #1337
Cell CZ42: McKenna
Cell CZ65: Chapel
So ds# for boy cells, cz# for girls for consistency?
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WRITTEN IN CELL DS9 OF THE FEDERATION JAIL HOUSE ENTERPRISE
Date: 2010-10-20 03:03 am (UTC)who all of the guards seemed to like
especially the head
who took him to bed
and rode his ass just like a bike
On a napkin dropped in front of cell CZ42
Date: 2010-10-20 03:08 am (UTC)Poker tonight. Same time, same place.
Written into the east lunch table.
Date: 2010-10-20 03:51 am (UTC)New doctor. Will cause supply issues ?
Pretty. Not sure which way. Might be worth a try
<3 G
WRITTEN IN CELL DS7 OF THE FEDERATION JAIL HOUSE ENTERPRISE
Date: 2010-10-20 04:04 am (UTC)99 бутылок водки...
ебать Америки
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Date: 2010-10-20 04:10 am (UTC)Recipient: chris.pike.WRD
So how long do you think it'll be before someone makes the big guy their prison bitch?
No seriously, you're the only one who hasn't participated in the pool yet. Want in on the action?
Scratched on the new prisoner's lunch tray
Date: 2010-10-20 04:20 am (UTC)WELCOME TO PURGATORY
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Date: 2010-10-20 04:35 am (UTC)Recipient: tony.giotto.SEC
I'm the warden, I'm above such things.
(Week from thursday, standard bet)
Printed on a quarter square of toilet paper and slipped into prisoner #0D88S19's salad
Date: 2010-10-20 04:42 am (UTC)HW
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Date: 2010-10-20 02:43 pm (UTC)Recipient: chris.pike.WRD
Whoever your last medic was, he kept shit notes. Inmate 1701, Kirk, is apparently allergic to "EVERYTHING JESUS CHRIST."
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Date: 2010-10-20 02:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-10-20 02:46 pm (UTC)Recipient: leonard.mccoy.MED
Yes, that's part of why you're replacing him. An unfortunately that's almost accurate where Kirk is concerned. I've got an actual list somewhere I'll send along, though I'm sure it's incomplete.
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Date: 2010-10-20 02:51 pm (UTC)Recipient: chris.pike.WRD
And I suppose The note on 1337, Gary Mitchell, "Oh my god teeth" is supposed to mean something, too?
I'm gonna need to do full physicals on everyone to get this in order.
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Date: 2010-10-20 03:02 pm (UTC)Recipient: leonard.mccoy.MED
He's got a couple ground to points. And he bites.
I expected. We can start later today, high security first so word can't move and give them time to plan. If that's alright with you of course. Full security will be at hand obviously.
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Date: 2010-10-20 03:11 pm (UTC)Recipient: chris.pike.WRD
Of course he does. And 0246, Chekov, is "In sheep's clothing" because of the curly hair?
Actually, I want to start with you, and then the rest of the staff.
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Date: 2010-10-20 03:16 pm (UTC)Recipient: leonard.mccoy.MED
Heh, I would think that'd be obvious, he's 18 and looks like he's about 12, don't trust the poor immigrant kid act. He's here for a reason. Kid's dangerous.
Fine, fine we can do that.
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Date: 2010-10-20 03:44 pm (UTC)Recipient: chris.pike.WRD
What's he in for, then? Illegal use of puppy eyes?
Why don't you come down now and we can get you out of the way. And then we can use your system.
Written in a stall in Women's Bathroom WR55
Date: 2010-10-20 03:53 pm (UTC)QUESTION authority screw HIM the man
TRUST not HIM fOR FOE
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Date: 2010-10-20 03:55 pm (UTC)Recipient: leonard.mccoy.MED
Cute. He's russian mob. Pick a crime, he's probably done it.
I don't take kindly to being ordered around son, remember that. I'll be there in a few.
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Date: 2010-10-20 03:59 pm (UTC)Recipient: chris.pike.WRD
Oh, good. What'd he get caught for?
And I don't take kindly to condescension, remember that. I ain't your son.
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Date: 2010-10-20 04:08 pm (UTC)Recipient: leonard.mccoy.MED
Assault with a deadly weapon against a police officer, during an arms bust. Still in a coma last I heard.
Part of why I hired you. No, that you aren't.
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Date: 2010-10-20 04:22 pm (UTC)Recipient: chris.pike.WRD
Oh, lovely. Anyone here I don't have to examine in shackles?
Because I'm a grouchy bastard?
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Date: 2010-10-20 04:32 pm (UTC)Recipient: leonard.mccoy.MED
A couple. Just stand your ground and don't believe a word they try to sell you.
Because you seem to have a few braincells to rub together which is more than I can say for some of the applicants. Though I'm beginning to doubt that judgement.
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Date: 2010-10-20 04:50 pm (UTC)Recipient: chris.pike.WRD
Well, I don't generally go around believing thieves and murderers about how nice they are. Even if they are as pretty as some of the ladies you got here.
Keep thinking that.
NOTES ON L. MCCOY'S PADD
Date: 2010-10-20 04:53 pm (UTC)Show him braincells.
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Date: 2010-10-20 05:01 pm (UTC)Recipient: leonard.mccoy.MED
Good, keep that up. Look but don't touch.
Don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you.
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Date: 2010-10-20 05:18 pm (UTC)Recipient: chris.pike.WRD
I'm not as dumb as you think.
I'm a doctor, not a child. I just want to do the only job my ex wife left me.