[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ posting in [community profile] startrek_diary
Four and one half months after the last comm in this post, Pike and Kirk are getting ready to beam down to a planet out in the middle of nowhere, where there is rumored to be a "treasure map." Hiding in the corona of the sun (or something more scientifically sound) Giotto's ship (Called either Jack or The Beanstalk, y/n?) is lurking.

Meanwhile, life goes on. Who's together, who fell apart, and who's longing for something new?

Date: 2010-06-17 01:09 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

I need you to stop fellating the Doctor and take a look at these requests from the Engineering department.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:13 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Nor fellating the doctor, being fellated by the nurse. Ten minutes.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:15 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

I'm counting to five then I'm coming in there. If your pants aren't zipped, I'll zip them for you. And no, you won't like it.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:16 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Get your nurse out of the Captain's ready room please. Some of us are trying to work.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:17 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Rand, Janice

I am not their wrangler.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:19 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

I hate you. Fine, but she's not getting dressed.

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Date: 2010-06-17 01:20 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Call it whatever you want, but you're the only one they listen to. They're like children when they get together. If I have to see his penis one more time this week, he's not going to have one for you to play with anymore.

Date: 2010-06-17 03:19 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-06-17 01:23 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Lowther, George

Rand's threatening your dick agin. Stop provoking her.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:23 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Love you too sir. I don't care about her, just you. You're my responsibility. I believe all nurses belong to the Doctor.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:24 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Whatever.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:25 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George; Chapel, Christine

I'm coming in. Let's hope for your sake that the Captain is dressed and you aren't in my way Chapel.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:25 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

I'm not provoking her, she's cockblocking me.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:26 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Your loss. Well, more like the Captain's, but I imagine you get your uses out of it as well.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:26 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Lowther, George

You live to provoke her. Which is why she cockblocks you.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:28 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Relax, I warned him off.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:30 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

You know what he's like. How am I supposed to ever relax? The last time I relaxed I ended up with green hair. Remember that?

Date: 2010-06-17 01:30 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Well she did not find my antic funny and now I have a nosebleed from aggressive stylus insertion.

I will never learn.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:31 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-06-17 01:31 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Ow.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:32 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

I told you to be dressed, didn't I? I gave you plenty warning.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:32 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Lowther, George

Damnit Jim can't you be an adult for .02 seconds?

Date: 2010-06-17 01:33 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Don't look at me, hun. It was very fetching.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:35 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

The only reason you're not agreeing with me is because you're fucking him.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:37 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Yes but I can't control him either so I don't see why you're crying to me about it.

Date: 2010-06-17 01:38 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Do you still want me to sign with this bloody nose-stylus?

Date: 2010-06-17 01:38 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

You're the one I'm most likely to get a sympathetic ear from.

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