Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

That must be it! :D

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

I want magical not-cold legs. I would wear miniskirts all year long!

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

I have magical-not cold legs! Well, not really, I'm just hot-natured and don't get cold so easily. But in the snow I do.

Also Brock is totally a virgin because there is no way Croagunk is ever going to let him get any.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

I have a tendency to wears skirts anyway during the winter a lot and just rely on tights. And not even good tights. Though as long as you have decent shoes it's not so bad. But oh what I would give to be happily warm in a skirt when it is 10 degrees out.

I used to have a crush on Brock.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

SAME HERE I THOUGHT HE WAS A HOTTIE

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

HE TOTALLY WAS.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

YES THIS.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

I only recently started wearing skirts but it doesn't get very cold here anyway, so I'll wear sandals and shorts or skirts even in the middle of winter.

So did I, but between Misty, Max, Bonsly, and Croagunk, there's no way he's ever gotten any or will get any, unless he got it while he was with Professor Ivy.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

Yes, unfortunately the several feet of snow make that problematic for me.

Ivy totally tapped that.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

Yes, I can imagine that would be a problem.

I actually read a fan's theory once that she raped him and that's why he reacts to mention of her the way he does.... which, was a well-thought-out theory, but I can't really see that being canon on a show like Pokemon. (I also read the theory that the entire series is a coma dream Ash is having after getting put in a coma when he got struck by lightning in the first episode and it explained so much about the series that I'm tempted to adopt it as my own theory.)