Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

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HI BB YOUR BOYFRIEND HAD A LOT TO SAY THIS MORNING.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

AWWWW BERNIE WOKE ME UP BY SQUEAKING LIKE AN ALARM CLOCK OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

HIII

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

AWWW DID YOU BOP HIM NOSE? PERI WAS HUNGERS SO HE TOOK ME TO THE FOOD AND TALKED ME THROUGH FILLING THE BOWLS.

HII

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

NO I BOPPED HIS HEAD. I SAID "ARE YOU AN ALARM CLOCK THIS IS WHAT I DO TO ALARM CLOCKS SNOOOOOOOOOOZE!" AWW POOR PERI SO HUNGRY. KIWI WANTED TO DRINK SOME WATER OUT OF THE FAUCET AT 6AM THIS MORNING BUT I WOULDN'T GET UP AND NEITHER WOULD MOMMY SO NOW HE'S POUTING OUTSIDE IN THE GARDEN.

HOW ARE YOU?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

I BOP NOSES. I ASSUME THAT'S WHERE THE SNOOZE IS ON A CAT. ALSO AW POOR KIWI. PERI WAS STAAAAAAAAAARVING. HE HADN'T EATEN IN LIKE 4 HOURS.

I AM OKAY, YOU?