Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. HOW YOU TAKE AWAY BO? IT IS NOT FAIR. THEY WERE SO CUTE TOGETHER.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I AM SO UPSET.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

ME TOO. *COMFORTS YOU* WE WILL SURVIIIIIIIIVE.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

*SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY*

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

*PATS* THERE, THERE, LET IT ALL OUT.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

SHE WAS KICK ASS. SHE WAS SUCH AN INSPIRATION TO ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

SHE WAS MY FAVORITE. I HAD THE TOY OF HER AND EVERYTHING.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

MY FAVORITE WAS WOODY BUT I WANTED TO BE BO, IF THAT MAKES ANY SENSE.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

YES IT DOES. I LIKED BO AND BUZZ BEST, I ALWAYS TRIED TO STEAL MY BROTHER'S BIG BUZZ LIGHTYEAR. AND ALSO JESSE WHEN TWO CAME OUT.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

OH FUCK BUZZ LIGHTYEAR. FUCK BUZZ WITH A WIDE END OF A VACUUM. WOODY IS THE BEST TOY. THE END.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

YES EMMY BUT HOW DO YOU REALLY FEEL?

HE MADE NOISES AND I NEVER GOT TO PLAY WITH HIM AT OUR HOUSE SO THE WANT INCREASED.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

HOW I FEEL? I FEEL LIKE BUZZ IS STUPID. HE'S A TOY WITH A LOT OF HYPE AND HE'S GOT FLASHY LIGHTS BUT HE WILL NEVER BEAT OUT A CLASSIC LIKE WOODY.

I HAD A WOODY BUT I PLAYED WITH HIM SO MUCH HIS HEAD FELL OFF SO MOMMY THREW HIM AWAY.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

LET THE RAGE OUT EMMY.

ALL THE TOY STORY TOYS IN MY HOUSE WERE MY LITTLE BROTHERS. HE WAS IN LOOOOOOVE WITH TOY STORY. I HAD SOME ARMY MEN AND THE LITTLE ALIENS AND BO AND ANYTHING ELSE I HAD TO TRY AND STEAL FROM HIM.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I HATE BUZZ.

TOY STORY IS MY FAVORITE. EVER. PERIOD.