Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Wanna come up here and compare?

Not like "Pike" is much better. Are you a weapon or a fish?

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I lol'd

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

THAT REMINDS ME. A while back I started working out what animals our HSAU!cast would be if they were spontaneously in the Redwall universe (what?) and Pike was a Badger Lord who got his name because a) his weapon-of-choice was a pike and b) he wrestled a pike that was about to eat a wee little shrewbabe and so they started calling him Christopher the Pike and then shortened it. (And before you ask, Tony and family were hares and that's all I can remember off the top of my head. Oh, and One was a Badger Lady and so Chrissie too. Of course.)