Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

PINK AND YELLOW IS HARRY POTTER. YOU'LL BE A FABULPUFF.

TALK TO PIXY. THERE IS AN UPCHARGE.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

FUCK THAT SHIT I'M A SLYTHERIN

WORKING ON IT

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

I'M A RAVENCLAW.

EMMY PERI IS DOING KITTY CALISTHENICS.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

SLYTHERIN. WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU.

ALDKSJSLKJSLKDJS FPERIIIIIIIIIII

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

YOU ARE EBIL

IT INVOLVES STRETCHING AND SQUEAKING AND A BAFF.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

UM BITCH WE GOT MALFOY BEAT THAT

AWWWWWWWWWWWW PERI COULD MELT THE HEART OF VOLDEMORT ALSO THIS IS SLIGHTLY RELEVENT: http://personalconstellation.tumblr.com/post/685631401/marauder-fuckyeahvoldemort-mouseover-by

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

BITCH NO HUFFLEPUFF GOT NEVILLE.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

EXCUSE ME CUNT THE NOBLE AND MOST ANCIENT HOUSE OF BLACK

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NEVILLE IS A GRYFFINDOR

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

*belm* Dammit. I haven't read any of the books in a loooooong time. What a novice mistake. *facepalm*

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WE NEVER MAKE STUPID EVIL PLANS LIKE KILLING SOMEONE WITH A NECKLACE. I MEAN, WE WERE GONNA BUT THERE WAS A SHOW ON DISCOVERY ABOUT ZEPPELINS AND THEN WE DISCOVERED SOMETHING SHINY OVER THERE AND WHO HAS THE TIME?

HEEEE. LOVE IT.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

YEAH WELL WE ACTUALLY DID MAKE EVIL PLANS ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS AND SHIT. AND WE HAVE FUCKING DUNGEONS. YOU DON'T GET KINKIER THAN THAT.

THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BB

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

RAVENCLAW HIGH FIVE!

ALSO DAMNIT I GOT RID OF MY RAVENCLAW ICON.

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HERE I STILL HAVE A FEW!