New Game: SFA/HSAU: Finals!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

It's time for something... light. Something... refreshing.

For the past year, Roger Korby and Andrea Sherrison have been building an android, Norm. And Norm has been, true to his name... normal.

But things are starting to go wrong. Andrea has been moved into the empty bed in Caz and Jan's room (oh, did I not mention that? WELL. It's there. Not a convenient plot device at all) and when Roger's rommmate dropped out, he and McCoy decided to move in together.

Now they're both starting to act weird. Of course, no one is normal, it's SFA and it's finals. But there's something seriously wrong, and our heroes are going to have to find out what.

Did I mention that the top four students in each class get to go on a special training exercise? Well, they do. And competition is hot.

Comments

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I really wish I was joking. He was saying how a disease is just 'anything that disrupts your natural body functions' and it went downhill from there. When he said periods I almost smacked a bitch. Periods are a normal part of female puberty YOU ARE WRONG EVEN BY YOUR OWN WRONG DEFINITION.

We did have some horrendously outdated filmstrips starting in 4th or 5th that also where of the "Your body is changing, the nurse has pads." sort. but then my middleschool/highschool had like zero sex ed that wasn't you know, state mandated or whatever, so it was pretty bad.

We had a box freshman year with the class of horrendousness, we were not well behaved either. But there were no classes after freshman year. it was pitiful. and this was a private school that was the good alternative to the crap ones in my town. I seriously don't get how they fucked it up that badly.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

We didn't even get a box. Now I'm jealous. I would have had so much fun. :[

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

the box was such trouble, we got glared at a lot for the things we put in.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I can imagine.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

Yeah, seriously. That's just upsetting. I remember one girl who's mother had passed away was talking to the teacher after class one day about how to ask her dad to buy her pads. Breaks my heart in retrospect.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Oh geez. I am so glad I had my mom. Even though I was a daddy's girl through and through, I can only imagine how awkward that would be.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

Yeah. My dad bought me tampons once and I don;t think he ever recovered.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Oh your poor father!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

When I was in 5th grade, my brother went to Mexico for his bar mitsvah present from my grandparents. At the same time my mom went to Belguim, so it was just me and my dad. For a whole two weeks. I didn't know how to do laundry and he thought I did. It took a day of wearing a bikini bottom as underwear for me to get up the guts to tell him I needed clean clothes.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Awwww....poor widdle!Sam

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

Widdle!Sam, much like grownup!Sam was bad at asking for things she needed.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Awww...I was quite spoiled before dad lost his job. I didn't have to ask for anything. And then after, my parents tried to slowly ease me and my brother into responsibility and tried shielding us from all the shit that was going down. But I am still bad about giving myself the things I need. If someone doesn't offer/can't give it to me, I usually just do without.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

I haven't bought new shoes in two years even though I need running shoes I just can't bring myself to spend the $80 for shoes.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Buy clearance. I don't pay over $15 for any shoes. EVER.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

See, I have flat feet. I need support in my arches.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Ah. I have inserts for my shoes so I can buy anything as long as the inserts fit. Either that or I SUFFER for FASHION.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

Yeah, but I need running shoes, for gym going. If I do it wrong I'm fucked for daaaays.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

I have to wear arch support in everything but for the opposite reason, mine are super high and slightly fucked up because of some knee damage.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

I'll give you some flat if you want it? To compensate?

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

We just need to merge our feet and they would be perfect!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

Yes, perfect. Frankenfeeters. :p

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

We'll get right on that.

Hilariously enough I have this conversation quite often but it is usually about my hair. My hair is gigantic when not tamed and my friends with straight/flat hair want to steal it apparently.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

Better yet: buy GOODWILL. Except for work shoes, whenever my shoes wear out I just pop round to Goodwill and buy the closest pair I can find to them.

The downside of that: It's hard to find shoes that fit my massive feet.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

My mom went away to visit her sister in Minnesota for a month one summer (I was about sixteen) and forgot to make sure we had pads in the house. I started my period like a week or so after she left and I had to get my dad to take me up to town to get some. It was so awkward, because while I've always been comfortable talking to my mom, he's my DAD and I'm pretty sure both of us would like to pretend with each other that I have no sexuality or sexual organs whatsoever. (I would have thought he'd have been relieved to find out I was asexual because then he wouldn't ever have to worry about me suddenly revealing that I'd had sex).