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startrek_diaryWe've done genderswap before.
We've done insane can't-play-your-normals before.
So.
A long time from now, in a Universe very, very close:
All of our characters were born the opposite gender.
Jaime Kirk
T'pock
Lenore McCoy
Jane Kyle
Kelly Riley
Jonathan Rand
Moira Scott
Christine Pike
Christopher Chapel
Antonia Giotto
Polina Chekova
Hikaru Sulu
Charles McKenna
Donna Galloway
Milo Colt
You get the idea.
Out ladies are transporting a delegation of some people to some kind of event. These passengers come from a deeply misogynistic world - they barely acknowledge women, forget respect. There have been a number of pinched asses, suggestive hand motions and even some aspersions cast on the manliness of the men. (Jon Rand would like you to know that his hair is a mirror of his genitals - large and basket-shaped. IDK.)
And just to make your liveshard more interesting, you can't play any of your regulars.
The idea is not to play BRAND NEW characters, but to step away from the ones you love - try some others on, see how they fit. Lurkerrrrs, this is a great game for you, you can be ANYONE.
WHAT A TWIST!!
We've done insane can't-play-your-normals before.
So.
A long time from now, in a Universe very, very close:
All of our characters were born the opposite gender.
Jaime Kirk
T'pock
Lenore McCoy
Jane Kyle
Kelly Riley
Jonathan Rand
Moira Scott
Christine Pike
Christopher Chapel
Antonia Giotto
Polina Chekova
Hikaru Sulu
Charles McKenna
Donna Galloway
Milo Colt
You get the idea.
Out ladies are transporting a delegation of some people to some kind of event. These passengers come from a deeply misogynistic world - they barely acknowledge women, forget respect. There have been a number of pinched asses, suggestive hand motions and even some aspersions cast on the manliness of the men. (Jon Rand would like you to know that his hair is a mirror of his genitals - large and basket-shaped. IDK.)
And just to make your lives
The idea is not to play BRAND NEW characters, but to step away from the ones you love - try some others on, see how they fit. Lurkerrrrs, this is a great game for you, you can be ANYONE.
WHAT A TWIST!!
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Date: 2010-02-25 03:36 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-02-25 03:37 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christine
If you punch him out for grabbing your ass we're going to have a diplomatic incident Admiral do I really need to remind you after this long? Honestly.
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Date: 2010-02-25 03:39 am (UTC)Recipient: Number One
I wasn't going to punch him. I was going to... something worse him.
Can't wait for these charmers to meet Captain Kirk.
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Date: 2010-02-25 03:46 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christine
Precisely. Now's not the time when we're supposed to be making nice.
That will be an interesting meeting to say the least.
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Date: 2010-02-25 03:50 am (UTC)Recipient: T'pock
Sooo when are Pike and the misogy-delegation arriving again?
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Date: 2010-02-25 03:51 am (UTC)Recipient: Number One
Well, I didn't. I can control myself, even if I am just a little girl.
I half want to warn her, so she can molest them before they get her.
I am a bad admiral.
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Date: 2010-02-25 03:56 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christine
This time. We have several more days with them. Chris, I know you're not a little girl, I'm not the one that needs reminding.
There was a note about in the briefing, I'm sure she's aware. Perhaps not of the extent...
You really are sometimes.
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Date: 2010-02-25 04:00 am (UTC)Recipient: Number One
Oh, yeah, well, you know. I have hysteria. The wandering womb. A woman's affliction. Poor me, all light headed from blood loss. Menstruating is hard, better take off my shoes and get in the kitchen.
Wow, I'm bitter today. Tell me I'm pretty.
Can't count on Jamie to read. Are we sure she even knows how?
If women were meant to be behind a desk, she's have been born a chair. I should be out exploring.
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Date: 2010-02-25 04:01 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-02-25 04:08 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christine
You really are today, they've gotten under your skin quickly. You're very pretty, Chris. Do I need to prove it or will that suffice for now?
She's your protege not mine. T'pock will read it at least. Whether she'll pass along the information depends on if they're at each other's throat this week.
That statement makes no real sense you realize, I hope. I know. At least they're sending you out a little now.
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Date: 2010-02-25 04:10 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, Jaime
Dammit, Jaime--you left your bra in sickbay. I'm a doctor, not your personal sex machine. If this keeps up, the crew's going to start talking.
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Date: 2010-02-25 04:18 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Lenore
I have it on good authority you are my personal sex machine actually.
I'll grab it later tonight. Is it the red one? I was looking for that this morning...
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Date: 2010-02-25 04:22 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, Jaime
I've said it before and I've said it again: this relationship is not based purely on sex.
Oh? And is that why you were groping me? Or is there another reason for that?
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Date: 2010-02-25 04:27 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Lenore
No, but the hot sex is a totally a perk. A really hot perk. Because you're hot. In case you missed that.
Have I ever needed a reason to grope you? Please. You've known me how long? I've been groping you since we met.
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Date: 2010-02-25 06:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-25 04:29 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, Jaime
Really now? No other perks at all? Nope. Didn't catch that one at all.
You didn't grope me on the ship at Riverside. Every time I've seen you since? Yes. But not that first time.
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Date: 2010-02-25 04:34 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Lenore
There are lots of other perks too! But the sex is definitely one of the better ones, don't lie you love it too. Well then I better say it again: You're gorgeous. Totally hot and I am a very lucky lady to have you.
Yeah I'm gonna give that one a pass since you threw up on me. If you hadn't I totally would have grabbed your ass on the way out. I just can't keep my hands off you. :*
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Date: 2010-02-25 04:41 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Antonia
Just so you know, you are looking especially hot today.
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Date: 2010-02-25 04:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-25 04:47 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, Jaime
I never said I was complaining, now did I? And you're not the only lucky one. After Joshua, I didn't think I'd be able to smile again.
Well then I better be careful not to vomit on anyone else if our relationship is any indication of what happens when I do. I love you too Jaime.
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Date: 2010-02-25 04:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-25 04:55 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Lenore
Only if 'Yes!' and "Goddamnit right there Jaime!' count as complaints. Which they don't. But now you have me. So that bastard doesn't matter. And hey, making you smile has been one of my ongoing missions since we met, and I don't fail so, you know, had to happen eventually.
No vomiting, it's a new rule! I don't want anyone else falling for you or vice-versa. Otherwise I'll have to fight for you. Love you too, Bones.
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Date: 2010-02-25 05:01 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, Jaime
Speaking of which, no more sex in sickbay. Yes, I do. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Cross my heart and hope to die, I will not be vomiting on anyone but you.
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Date: 2010-02-25 05:06 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Lenore
Are you counting your office in that? Because if you are I object. And where are you drawing the line of what sex equates? These are important things I need to know so I can plead or argue properly with your ruling.
Me neither. Not sure what I'd do without you.
A most awesome promise if I ever heard one. Feel free not to vomit on me though, the floor is just fine, just not on anyone else. ;)
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Date: 2010-02-25 05:10 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, Jaime
Yes, Jaime. I am not performing any sexual act in any part of the medical bay. Anything greater than or equal to kissing.
I'm just lad we realized sooner rather than later.
Trust me, kid. I'll be aiming for you. Because it'll probably be your fault anyway.
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Date: 2010-02-25 05:17 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Lenore
Oh c'mon, your office locks it should totally be fair game. Bio bed restraints Lenore, bio bed restraints do you seriously expect me to give up that hotness? I will do anything you ask if you don't outlaw sickbay sex! Sooooo where does groping fall on that scale?
Me too. We've had a pretty awesome run of things so far.
Not a kid. :( And it might not be! Not everything is my fault.... Ok, most things are. But I promise I will try not to make you vomit. Cross my heart and hope to die.
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Date: 2010-02-25 05:21 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, Jaime
I have to work in there. I can't work if everything reeks of sex and reminds me of what we've done. Yes, Jaime. I do. Sorry, off limits. No groping out of our quarters.
Here's to hoping it only gets better.
Yes, you are. You're my kid. And I wouldn't have it any other way. And I'll take your heart, but no dying on me, okay?
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Date: 2010-02-25 05:28 am (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Lenore
:( But I still work on the bridge and we've had tons of sex there too! You've managed fine so far! I promise not to leave any more underwear there. Anything you ask. I will do anything you ask if you lighten the rules. Omg so not fair. And I'm still going to grope you regardless, you know.
I bet it will. We're just getting started!
:/ Well. If I'm yours I guess that's ok. Sort of. I'm pouting right now and you should know that. You've already got my heart Bones, but ok no dying. I can agree to that :D
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Date: 2010-02-25 05:39 am (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, Jaime
Yes, but you can work under those conditions. I can't. No go, Jaime. The rules stay unless you can find a better argument. And I'm still going to complain about it.
I know.
Pout all you want, sweetheart. It only makes you cuter. And you have mine.
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