Challenge: Valentine's Day!
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startrek_diaryNormally I do challenges on the real-life day, but... I didn't want to?
So, your challenge, should you choose to accept it:
TNG verse!
It is Valentine's day on the Enterprise-D. You know what that means. Awkward letters, fumbles in the closet, and Q showing up in Picard's quarters with only a strategically placed box of chocolates.
So... what else?
So, your challenge, should you choose to accept it:
TNG verse!
It is Valentine's day on the Enterprise-D. You know what that means. Awkward letters, fumbles in the closet, and Q showing up in Picard's quarters with only a strategically placed box of chocolates.
So... what else?
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:32 pm (UTC)Sender: lt.jg.reginald.barclay
Recipeint: dr.beverly.crusher
Dearest Doctor,
Last week when I thought I had Bendii Syndrome you were very beautiful. I could not help but notice how orange your hair is. If it wasn't for my crippling chrysophobia, I would think you were very beautiful.
Happy valentines day, please enjoy these chocolates even if sometimes they might be full of spider eggs.
-"Broccoli"
Oh, who am I kidding.
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:39 pm (UTC)Recipient: capt.jean-luc.picard
Captain, take this as my not-so formal declaration that if Mr. Worf uses today as an excuse to try and woo Deanna I can't be responsible for smacking his skull into Tactical.
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:43 pm (UTC)UNKNOWN: Oh, Captain! MY CAPTAIN! I'm com--
UNKNOWN: Make it so!
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:44 pm (UTC)...anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-22 01:46 pm (UTC)Recipient: lt.cmdr.geordi.la.forge
Geordi,
Do you believe it "suitable" that I should use the communications network to announce my valentine's day regards to someone or should I announce said regards in person?
I am unsure as to how to proceed, as I cannot fit "I cannot feel for you, but I consider you ascetically pleasing, and a part of my knowledge of humanity will need to include the process of sex, which could be very pleasurable for you, but not for me, as I do not feel pleasure" onto any of the cards the replicator provides.
Data
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:48 pm (UTC)Sam, Kiwi is sitting on my feet but I need to get up and get dressed for school. Please tell him that some of us are not privileged enough to lie in bed all day.
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:49 pm (UTC)THAT PERSON WHAT YOU ARE ON NEEDS TO GO TO SCHOOL TO LEARN TO MAKE MORE BETTER KITTY FOODS.
LOVE,
SAM
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:50 pm (UTC)Recipient: lt.cmdr.data
Just send a picture of your crotch with the words "fully functional!" written on it. They'll get the message.
...do not actually do that.
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-22 01:51 pm (UTC)BYE NOW I NEED TO GO PUSH HIM OFF. HAVE FUN WHILE I'M GONE. I WILL BE BACK IN SEVERAL HOURS ♥
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-22 01:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-22 01:52 pm (UTC)Recipient: lt.cmdr.geordi.la.forge
Geordi,
I was given to believe the process of sending and receiving Valentines as an anonymous one. Have I perceived this holiday inncorrectly?
Data
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-22 01:54 pm (UTC)Sender: ens.wesley.crusher
Recipient: cmdr.william.riker
Deanna is not nearly woman enough for you sir. A man such as yourself--a man's man--needs someone who can satisfy
Do you think mom would ground me if I kissed you?
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:54 pm (UTC)Recipient: lt.cmdr.data
Well, Data, it depends on your desired outcome.
Do you want to have a relationship with this person?
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-22 01:55 pm (UTC)Recipient: cmdr.william.riker
Sir, what would be the best way to tell someone that you like them like them?
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:56 pm (UTC)...AND I'M GONE NOW.
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:56 pm (UTC)Recipient: lt.cmdr.geordi.la.forge
Geordi,
I am unsure, as I am still not an expert on the finer points of having a relationship. I believe, perhaps, I would lack the emotional support which my partner may need to have a fulfilling life.
Do you suggest I just 'cop a feel' as Wesley informs me the expression goes?
Data
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:57 pm (UTC)IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:57 pm (UTC)Sender: cmdr.william.riker
Recipient: ens.wesley.crusher
Shut up, Wesley. Some of us have Klingons to slaughter.
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:58 pm (UTC)Sender: lt.worf.son-of-mogue.
Recipient: cmmdr.william.riker
You have been giving me challenging looks all day. I am beginning to understand why your relationship with Counsellor Troi failed. I never would have believed it myself if the evidence were not right in front of me.
I cannot send this.
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Date: 2010-02-22 01:59 pm (UTC)Recipient: ens.wesley.crusher
A card is traditional. Maybe they would prefer a more flashy show, but it depends on the person. I can't tell you what they'd like without knowing who it is, now can I? ;)