STD: THE KINKENING

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As per this post, this is your ST_D Kinkmeme.

You all know the drill. Ask. Want. Take. Have.

You might want to specify the universe you want. Otherwise someone is going to write you TOS fic when you wanted HSAU. Or something. For your help, I just updated the reader post with links to all the games.

So uh. Go do stuff.

Comments

That one's easy:

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

One sat down in his desk and turned to Micah.

"Penis."

"Dick"

"Wang."

"Knob."

"Knob?" One looked at Micah and gave him a 'I cannot believe you just said that' look. "That fails, you lose."

Micah rolled his eyes and grabbed One's notes. "Whatever. Cock."

"Boner. I asked her. She said yes." One grabbed his notes back.

"Hey I need those. And Duuuuuh. Schlong."

"Take your own notes. Hey, she could have said no. Nice: rod."

"Yours are neater. Yeah right. I'm taking Toni and we're gonna makeout in the bathroom. Peen."

"Archer's gonna kill you. Prick."

"You're just jealous because you don't want to rush delicate little Chrissie. Pecker."

"Shut up, she's cool. Stiffy."

"You ~like~ her. Manmeat."

"So what if I do? Jealous? Wood."

"No-

"Boys could you please pay attention to the lesson for a moment? And I'll see you both after school today for detention."

"Yes sir."

"Sorry sir."

They both sat back and glared at the board.

"Sausage." Micah whispered out of the corner of his mouth.

"Hot dog."