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It is New Year's Eve on the Enterprise.

Pavel has his Novogodnaya Yolka all ready to go, and Kirk is planning a big party for the evening even though - as Spock has pointed out - New Year's Eve means very little to people who are aboard a space ship traveling at near-light speeds.

SO.
Let's make this an interesting twist - this morning, a few people woke up to discover they had gained the ability to READ MINDS.

Who? Jim Kirk. Hikaru Sulu. Gary Mitchell. Roger Lemli. John Kyle. Christine Chapel.
Unfortunately, they've found that they receive not words, but pictures. And they're confusing as hell.

So, six people going nuts, one huge party, and for funsies: Q shows up. JOIN ME. DO IT.

Date: 2009-12-31 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: james.t.kirk.cmnd
Recipient: leonard.h.mccoy.med

Bones. Booooooones. Something AWESOME has just happened. :D

Date: 2009-12-31 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: leonard.mccoy.MEDD
Recipient: james.kirk.COMM

If it's in your pants then I don't care.

Date: 2009-12-31 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: james.kirk.COMM
Recipient: leonard.mccoy.MEDD

Now it's not :D

Date: 2009-12-31 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: leonard.mccoy.MEDD
Recipient: james.kirk.COMM

Okay. Then what is it?

Date: 2009-12-31 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: james.kirk.COMM
Recipient: leonard.mccoy.MEDD

I.....can read MINDS.

Date: 2009-12-31 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: christine.chapel.med
Recipient: leonard.mccoy.med

I'm unfit for duty today. I'll be stopping in later for a check up and will explain more then. Very sorry.

Date: 2009-12-31 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: leonard.mccoy.MEDD
Recipient: james.kirk.COMM

No you can't.

Date: 2009-12-31 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: leonard.mccoy.MEDD
Recipient: christine.chapel.MEDD

Anything I can do for you?

Date: 2009-12-31 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: james.kirk.COMM
Recipient: leonard.mccoy.MEDD

Yes I can. That twinky little Russian is imagining Sulu sucking his cock. It's awesome.

Well, the reading minds part. Not the Sulu part. He's all teeth.

Date: 2009-12-31 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: leonard.mccoy.MEDD
Recipient: james.kirk.COMM

Everyone knows that's the only thing Chekov ever thinks about.

What am I thinking of? And why are you comming me rather than being in sickbay getting looked at?

Date: 2009-12-31 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: christine.chapel.MEDD
Recipient: leonard.mccoy.MEDD

Hopefully. But later, I'd like to wait and be sure of the symptoms first before jumping to conclusions.

Date: 2009-12-31 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: james.kirk.COMM
Recipient: leonard.mccoy.MEDD

It doesn't work like that, duh. I think I have to be near them. It's like...the closer I am to them, the stronger the connection or something.

And you know I don't like sickbay. It's full of hard things for you to stick in

I'm on my way :D

Date: 2009-12-31 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: leonard.mccoy.MEDD
Recipient: christine.chapel.MEDD

The captain thinks he can read minds, if it makes you feel better.

Date: 2009-12-31 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
WHAT HAPPENED TO DOCTOR-PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY???

Date: 2009-12-31 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: christine.chapel.MEDD
Recipient: leonard.mccoy.MEDD

Oh thank god I might not be crazy!


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Date: 2009-12-31 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: james.t.kirk.cmnd
Recipient: pavel.a.chekov.HELM

Captain... have I done something amusing?
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Date: 2009-12-31 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: leonard.mccoy.MEDD
Recipient: james.kirk.COMM

I am going to sedate you so hard.

What does that pointy-eared bastard up there think?

Date: 2009-12-31 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: james.kirk.COMM
Recipient: pavel.chekov.HELM

Absolutely.

Date: 2009-12-31 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: pavel.a.chekov.HELM
Recipient: james.t.kirk.COMM

Oh. Am I allowed to know what it was, Sir?

Date: 2009-12-31 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: christine.chapel.MEDD
Recipient: leonard.mccoy.MEDD

Um. It does actually.

Because I think I can too. Spock was fantasizing about Kirk earlier and Scotty was thinking some things about the warp core that I will never be able to scrub out of my brain.

Date: 2009-12-31 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: pavel.a.chekov.HELM
Recipient: hikaru.w.sulu.HELM

Hikaru do you know why the Captain was laughing? Maybe I am paranoid but I thought he was laughing at me.

Do I have food on my face or something?

Date: 2009-12-31 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: james.kirk.COMM
Recipient: leonard.mccoy.MEDD

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Gee, Bones... I can't wait for you to ~sedate~ me.

Why would I tell Spock about this? Hey hey--did you know he FANTASIZES about me? He is one kinky bastard. Never knew he had it in him. I might have to take him up on his offer of chess sometime.

Date: 2009-12-31 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: james.kirk.COMM
Recipient: pavel.a.chekov.HELM

Sulu's all teeth when he's giving a blow job, isn't he?

Date: 2009-12-31 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: leonard.mccoy.MEDD
Recipient: christine.chapel.MEDD

Okay, come on in, darling. Let's see what happens when you and Kirk are in the same room.

Also, Spock naked. Gross.

Date: 2009-12-31 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: leonard.mccoy.MEDD
Recipient: james.kirk.COMM

There is nothing good about being you. Nothing.

Also you're not the only one who's having these... symptoms. Is anyone else thinking "HOLY SHIT I CAN READ MINDS?"

Date: 2009-12-31 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: pavel.a.chekov.HELM
Recipient: james.t.kirk.COMM

WHAT THE FUCK

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